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Old 02-16-2002, 10:38 AM
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Man, you guys pull some stories out of your asses!!!!

Everytime I look at this board I see.....Beat a Cobra......or Killed a Z28. SERIOUSLY...there is no way our beloved CL-S can even compare against these types of cars!!!!!!!!
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Re: Man, you guys pull some stories out of your asses!!!!

Originally posted by Nicky Pass
Everytime I look at this board I see.....Beat a Cobra......or Killed a Z28. SERIOUSLY...there is no way our beloved CL-S can even compare against these types of cars!!!!!!!!
Looking to pick a fight? :p

Don't say never, or maybe in your case you got a lemon and or are a poor driver.

Seriously . .

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don't worry. there will be crappy 6 speed CL drivers getting beat by lesser cars... does that make you feel better?

ps: nos does not equal breakage
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Why is it crap? If the other person has a manual and isn't experienced enough to shift properly under the stress of racing, they'll lose. You have to be smooth and quick otherwise, forget it.

I'm pasting one of my VERY FIRST kills right after getting the GTX in '00. I had posted it here before, but I know switching the servers and stuff made it dissapear. So I copied it from my 5/00 post at the GP club.

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Okay, I shouldn't really consider this a kill as the guy was about 60+ (no offense to the older crowd that may be here) and had his 'trophy' wife of early 30's at best next to him and couldn't shift worth a damn. Now to the car. It was a nice shiny red Ferrari 355. Gorgeous car! He tried to get in front of me to turn but I punched it just for the hell of it knowing full well I'd get the GTX tags pulled off my car when he flew by. Well.....

I BEAT him!

I turned my radio off so I could hear his engine, (damn what a nice sound!) So i heard when he really messed up a shift and I think he didn't really know how to shift at 'racing' style driving since he really jerked the car and just drove so poorly at acceleration. I know any good, heck even decent, driver with the 355 coulda and would've destroyed me but hey, at the track driver error still gets you the win right? So this count as a kill? I was laughing so hysterically after this since I could just see him trying to explain himself to his...ummm.... daughter... er probably wife. ""I swear honey, it's not for the money!"" I wasn't even trying honey, no way could a grocery getter beat a 130K+ car! Heheh, I still can't get over it. I just hope next time I don't get caught by someone who might actually know how to drive a car like that.
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Re: Man, you guys pull some stories out of your asses!!!!

Originally posted by Nicky Pass
Everytime I look at this board I see.....Beat a Cobra......or Killed a Z28. SERIOUSLY...there is no way our beloved CL-S can even compare against these types of cars!!!!!!!!
I agree with you man. You didn't know that registering for this forum gives you like 50+hp to the wheels??? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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What ever happened to that mustang112 guy?
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Originally posted by Mike
don't worry. there will be crappy 6 speed CL drivers getting beat by lesser cars... does that make you feel better?

ps: nos does not equal breakage
hahaha!

LOL!
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I never said I was looking to pick a fight.....I was just stating a fact. The stories of beating a Grand Prix or a BMW 325 are just a little more believeable than a "corvette kill".
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Re: Re: Man, you guys pull some stories out of your asses!!!!

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I agree with you man. You didn't know that registering for this forum gives you like 50+hp to the wheels??? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Yep, just like reading the latest car rag makes everyone an expert on how fast a car is. Including how fast Z28s and Mustangs are.

with the stinking badges of the following on my left fron fender.

2 Z28s
1 TA
1 Formula 350
3 Stangs

So much for those car rag guarantees.

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Originally posted by Nicky Pass
I never said I was looking to pick a fight.....I was just stating a fact. The stories of beating a Grand Prix or a BMW 325 are just a little more believeable than a "corvette kill".

I've got to say Nicky is right on this. Ya, our cars are pretty fast but please don't try to pull some shizt like " I kicked a 3.6 911 Carrera's ass today"
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Old 02-20-2002, 09:44 PM
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Here is a perfect example of what I'm talking about........I was on the way to school today, and I tried to pass a WS6 TA......needless to say, all that I saw was tail lights, and they just kept on getting smaller. I don't see how anyone can claim a CL-S would beat a car like this.
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iM WITH NICKY PAS ON THIS ONE..
I GET SMOKED ALL THE TIME BY CAR THAT SUPPOSEDLY OTHER PEOPLE SMOKED. MUSTANG GT, 330, AND OTHERS.

OUR CARS SUCK AFTER 100 AND IN NJ PEOPLE GO OVER 100 WHEN THEY WANNA RACE.
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Originally posted by StonedCL
iM WITH NICKY PAS ON THIS ONE..
I GET SMOKED ALL THE TIME BY CAR THAT SUPPOSEDLY OTHER PEOPLE SMOKED. MUSTANG GT, 330, AND OTHERS.

OUR CARS SUCK AFTER 100 AND IN NJ PEOPLE GO OVER 100 WHEN THEY WANNA RACE.
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Old 02-21-2002, 11:20 PM
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Atleast someone gets me
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Originally posted by StonedCL
iM WITH NICKY PAS ON THIS ONE..
I GET SMOKED ALL THE TIME BY CAR THAT SUPPOSEDLY OTHER PEOPLE SMOKED. MUSTANG GT, 330, AND OTHERS.

OUR CARS SUCK AFTER 100 AND IN NJ PEOPLE GO OVER 100 WHEN THEY WANNA RACE.
I guess some of you guys must have got a slow one and or can't drive.

Sorry, man. But the facts is the facts on my record and you don't have to believe it. I've even had witnesses, but since you don't know them from Adam I won't even bother with it. :P

My TLS - 8 Wins and BMW - Zip!

Including a few 330s and a couple of GTs and a Z28.

I did however get my butt handed to me by a SS with NOS.

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Old 02-22-2002, 12:25 AM
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come on..........how hard is it to race a friggin automatic trans. The launch is the only thing you have to worry about!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Nicky Pass
come on..........how hard is it to race a friggin automatic trans. The launch is the only thing you have to worry about!!!!!!!!

No kiddin...
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I will say that you're giving the CLS a bit less credit than it deserves. No, it's no 911 TT but it will beat like 90% of the cars out there.

330i 5spd are quick and IMO with a descent driver will hand a CLS all around. My buddy has one and to about 40 or 50 he gives me shit...now this is based on experience and the fact that I have beaten every TLS/CLS raced off the line and moving...well moving not even close (I stopped counting after a while and stopped wasting gas on them

But I understand what you mean, I race Mustang Cobras and they are fast as hell period.

But you have to also account that some guys here may think the other Stang, Z28, BMW, or whatever was racing but in reality wasn't.
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But you have to also account that some guys here may think the other Stang, Z28, BMW, or whatever was racing but in reality wasn't.
Do you mean like you zoom past their ass and they are just kickin it and it didn't phase them. This has happened to me before and I wonder a minute later... did they just think they "kicked my ass," but I was doing 35 in a business district minding my own.... oh well, guess they won!!
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Do you mean like you zoom past their ass and they are just kickin it and it didn't phase them. This has happened to me before and I wonder a minute later... did they just think they "kicked my ass," but I was doing 35 in a business district minding my own.... oh well, guess they won!!
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Originally posted by RUF87


I guess some of you guys must have got a slow one and or can't drive.

Sorry, man. But the facts is the facts on my record and you don't have to believe it. I've even had witnesses, but since you don't know them from Adam I won't even bother with it. :P

My TLS - 8 Wins and BMW - Zip!

Including a few 330s and a couple of GTs and a Z28.

I did however get my butt handed to me by a SS with NOS.

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what mods do u have cuz u are not smoking gt's or z28's?
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Originally posted by RUF87


I guess some of you guys must have got a slow one and or can't drive.

Sorry, man. But the facts is the facts on my record and you don't have to believe it. I've even had witnesses, but since you don't know them from Adam I won't even bother with it. :P

My TLS - 8 Wins and BMW - Zip!

Including a few 330s and a couple of GTs and a Z28.

I did however get my butt handed to me by a SS with NOS.

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i agree, last week or something, a guy on this board said he beat a z28, i tried to explain it to him that, it not likely, he could be half trottle n could still kill em, oh well...
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There is no way a CL or TL could even touch a Z28. A CL with headers, CAI, and NOS might be a fair race for a Z28.
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Originally posted by Nicky Pass
There is no way a CL or TL could even touch a Z28. A CL with headers, CAI, and NOS might be a fair race for a Z28.
indulge yourself, the z28 kill is still up
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what mods do u have cuz u are not smoking gt's or z28's?

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I'm sure a few of you have smoked a Z28... Probably a 87...
Or even a new one... You know one of those Camaro's where some punk puts the Z28 badge on the back of their v-6...
Accually you cant doubt our cars.... I've ran very impressive times!
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I've ran very impressive times!
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I ran a 13.89 at 101.92 mph Englishtown Raceway Park
Mods:
torque converter
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intake

everthing in my car
full tank of gas
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spun off the launch
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Originally posted by SleeperCL
I ran a 13.89 at 101.92 mph Englishtown Raceway Park
Mods:
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everthing in my car
full tank of gas
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spun off the launch
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what model CL do you have, year? that's fast!! enough to give a z28 a run, i don't think it's enough to beat one, well not one that knows how to drive his/her car...
Old 02-25-2002, 04:35 PM
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Thats fast as hell.......can I see your time recipt
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Can we see some time slips? 13.89 with just those mods? The TL guys with header/intake/exhaust need NOS to break into the 13's.
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Can we see some time slips? 13.89 with just those mods? The TL guys with header/intake/exhaust need NOS to break into the 13's.
What good is a scanned timeslip? What will that prove?

Either you doubt the guy or you don't.

He could just as easily get an old timeslip from someone else (I flipped through a bunch of old ones here at my desk and found several right in that range from when I was stock). He could also show a slip from a run where he was spraying.

(I'm not saying he didn't run these times or did just food for thought)
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Sorry no time slip. G/F threw it in the garbage; I spent too much time & money on my car and not enough w her. Go figure...
I'm not together w her anymore and I still have my car.
A few people have driven in my car w me and Ernie Eclipse23 accually drove my car he can vouge somewhat how fast my car is.
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At the Long Island meet in the fall everyone witnessed how fast the car accually was. I tried to race a 540 auto but he said he had to go...???? He was nervous! On my way out I showed everyone what a torque converter can do.... Roasted the stock michelin's.
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Originally posted by SleeperCL

Sorry no time slip. G/F threw it in the garbage... On my way out I showed everyone what a torque converter can do.... Roasted the stock michelin's.

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What good does a timeslip do........My CL just ran 7.65 @ 175
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I'll trust him . . . a bit that is because one of his mods is a torque converter.

Compared to our stock slush-box I'd bet that 1/2 sec improvement for just that is possible.

Perfomance engine - but no tranny to get all that power to the ground. Oh well, it's not a real sports car after all. Just a nice car with some decent sportiness to it. :P

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