I pull up to a light and some dooshbag in a white 911 pulls up in his TIPTRONIC 911 and starts smiling at me. I look back and rev my BEATIFUL VTEC engine and this overindulgent ass thinks were on the fricken autoban. I pull away from this ass at around 120 MPH. he was in the porsce by the way.

Another tale from the maximus CL Type S dynasty

 

wtf?

 

How did u know it was tiptronic?

 

Dude, nice try I dont buy that shit for a second.
Even with a tiptronic, which is btw almost as fast as 6spd due
to the new technology. From what I remember it's on 0.3 seconds
slower than a 6spd.
So again nice try...

 

I think the key word there is 'tale'.

 

prolly a boxster or he wasnt racing at those speeds i mane maybe at first than he shut it down

 

 

This guy's got 2 total posts. I'm willing to bet that post number 1 is also a whole bunch of BS.

 

I call B.S.:P

 

I agree. Someone raise the flag.

 

i bet he did line up with a porshe..but the porshe didnt even consider racing him..like it was some old man just driving like he usually would .hehe

 

:sqnteek: :shakehd: :thumbsdn: :wackit:

 

Last week he beat S2000, this week 911, next week he'll probably take on a F50, is this guy on the roll or what? :wackit:

 

100% Truth, I know this because the guy (who looked to be 20) had to put the car into neutal before he could start revving the engine. DID ANYON TAE INTO CONSIDERATION THAT THE PORSCHE TIPTRONIC LAAG IS 1.9 SECONDS from the point of shift.

No faith in the CL-Type S?

 

Porsche tiptronic on the current models is the similar tranny that they put in a 2002 Audi A4 fwd. It is a gearless transmission, and like I said b4 it's only 0.2-0.3 seconds slower than a 6spd.
If you want to find out about the tiptronic tranny on a Porcshe
just visit their website....
In addition to that the car is all wheel drive, and has 320 horses.
It does 0-60 in about 5 sec flat.
I have a lot of faith in a CL-S, but not against cars like 911...

01 CLS
Comptech:
headers, sways, springs
AEM CAI w/bypass
Phillips 6000K bulbs
PIAA 19124
metallic tint
19" Dronell Type-I's with Toyos
MB Quart RSC216 front components
MB Quart DSD rears
JL 10w3 w/Kenwood 600w amp
Phoenix Gold Tantrum 600w/4
V1 and more...

 

God, after reading that I was checking the date to make sure, this wasnt April 1st!!!!

 

LIAR

 

i guess you just have to ignore nonsense like that

 

Being the true Porsche fanatic that I am - I could easily say that even a 1976 911 Carrera could woop a CLS.

Now a 2000 and above, well that would be a slaughter!

ANY QUESTIONS?

 

hey what a coincidence, i also beat a 911 today A turbo supra yesterday, a 360 Spyder the day before and a Lambo Diablo the day before that. Hell, maybe i'll kill a Boeing 747 tomorrow.

 

 

Exactly.... beat an 80 thousand dollar 2002 911 my @ss. Maybe a 1:36 scale model 2002 911.....

Hey pestario1 are you lonely? Noone talking to you? are you in need of attention? You ain't lonely now since you posted that BS story of yours. You sure got our attention and we all talking to you now. Are you satisfied?

 

I smell a rebadged Boxster.

 

no way you beat a porche. The only porche you could possibly beat would be a boxter, and that would be close.

 

ok, i think enough ppl have called bs on the guy.