TacoBello

I feel really bad for usdmJon. That guy is gonna get himself into a terrible situation.

cu2wagon

Fuck off, Taco. Don't bring logic into my shitposting.

cu2wagon

cu2wagon

3-name will be fine.

Worst case is he ends up basically where he is now, but with a different car. Hopefully not something repair prone (Alfa?), so he can just dump money into payments and not payments on a car that's permanently in the shop.

TacoBello

yeah but... he makes (apparently) $9/hr, buying a 40k car. If he actually makes $9/hr, that works out to, what, under $19k/year. I dunno man.

cu2wagon

But the whole, lease an A-Civic, buy it out, dump mod money in, and then bail is a bit frivolous, but rationalizable (???) as a hobby.

Some people might build a little bit of a fiscal safety net, but YOLO.

TacoBello

I think he will also be eligible for mod status, as he is getting rid of Acra.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

he still owes on it!!!! that's the crazy part

cu2wagon

Well, fucking shit.

So, back over the "winter" I was having issues with my battery. On the "cooler" days the car would start slowly and was dead overnight a few times. One instance I jumped it and brought it to the dealer. They claimed it checked fine and there was nothing they could do under warranty. I could buy a new battery, but basically my option was to fuck off. Their recommendations was to "drive it more".

Whatever. Weather warmed up, stopped having problems, and fast forward to today. Getting an oil change and they're like "your battery and terminals are corroded and in bad shape. It's under warranty and we're replacing it."

oh. Just like I said months ago.

Well, whatever.

Also, one rear wheel is out of alignment. Guess I'm doing too much super dorifto right hand turns or something. Evidently, I YOLO too.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

exhaust too powerful. needs more quiet

kurtatx

that's terrible. He's going to raked over the coals financially.

cu2wagon

Is that a factor of buying out the lease? Like, you pay low payments but then get slammed with the residual at the end? Or is it just a bad financing deal?

cu2wagon

But hey, why not roll that negative equity into an even *worse* financial situation?

Do they do 144 month auto loans yet?

cu2wagon

Maybe DeerMeat should sell him his cuckgon once he's done with it.

TacoBello

I remember stumbling across on Jalopnik, there are certain dealerships that will give you a $1500 "bad credit" incentive. That's right. If your credit score was 620, or lower, they would knock $1500 off the price of the car. I'm not saying he has bad credit, but, its ploys like these that destroy people.

Majofo

3 first name psycho killer is making a poor financial decision? wtf..

Majofo

Fuck you guys for not putting a link yesterday.
Your vague references are just a confirmation that you like slurping protein drinks from end of a meaty cock.
Fucking Bob suggesting a CTS-V.

TacoBello

new accord styling is.. meh.

thoiboi

As if he isn't already?

thoiboi

You reap with you sow...

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

meh. " rwd-like proportions"

thoiboi

Oh yeah.

For a low low interest rate of 34.50%

thoiboi

Or just being an idiotic/ignorant consumer?

Majofo

He's going to kill all you motherfuckers

Majofo

I lost my shit at this..

thoiboi

He's referring to his Dong table maybe ??

thoiboi

Maybe the table is bolted on


And he "performs" on it?

Franchise1124

But he's clearly not performing enough services to pay off ILX

thoiboi

Well he only gets barely over 9 dollars an hour and accepts just the tip as payment so no shit he can't pay it off...

Majofo

dude.. 365/mo on a ILX lease buyout. He likes getting fucked alright.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

beaucoup money

Majofo

I'm sure most of us boifuccs in here make decent coin.
A 40k car purchase isn't a thing done a whim even in our circles (jerk).
My BIL makes a decent living (6 figggss).
He's rebuilding his credit after short selling his Vegas home in the downturn '08.
He bought right before the bubble pop.

I went with him to buy a Tacoma a couple months back.
He brought 8k in cash and financed the rest to build up his credit.
I was in a drag out negotiation with the finance and general manager over their fuccboishit.
After walking out, finally got it down to 4.99% which is still high in my book (originally 8%).

I bet Jon has 0 down.. walk in that bitch finance all taxes and fees.
Shit.. probably get 8k on trade. FFS.. probably pay for fuccboi special dealer warranty (finance that too).
He's going to get fucked by everyone in the dealership.
Even the messican guy they hire to clean the car up after the sale.
The guy is going to take a shit in the backseat and jizz all up on the windshield.

cu2wagon

But there's a keeping with the Joneses factor too. And Instagram prestige and shit.

Majofo

Messican guy probably making $15/hr.. shaking his head.
Pinche gringos..

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

also, part of His state will lower/raise Min. wage. hope he isnt on the wrong side of the state! lol

cu2wagon

Stack cash. Buy car outright. Watch finance manager cry and try to wrap their mind around how/what just happened.

*That's* good shit!

cu2wagon

Min wage should be $80/hr so everyone can buy a $40k car.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

mainly why he's doing fuccboi shit !
when I brought this up to him, he was like...I dont know of JJones

cu2wagon

They guy asking if I want to supersize my fries should absolutely be driving a new Quattroporte.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Foreclosure netted me 4.89% on the Wagon.
Honestly, that's part of my problem with the payment being high...I'm a year in and was supposed to throw TL and all part sale proceeds at chopping payment in half...but as you know, cash is king so I hung with it for the time being.

Seems so frivolous when I think what it's costing me per month to have that beast...and that was approx a 40K loan. Scary thing is once 40 seems reasonable...50 doesn't seem so far out of reach and once the right car give you wood...you start to think "meh, maybe my kid isn't going to go to college anyway".