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Old 09-27-2006, 08:57 AM
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I can think of a 1000 reasons why he shouldn't kill himself...

Reason # 1: You have a son TO!
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Old 09-27-2006, 08:59 AM
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Publicity stunt?
My guess is that it really does take a toll on you mentally to know so many people hate you, and at the same time so many people are counting on you....
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Old 09-27-2006, 09:05 AM
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TO is an attention whore, since he can't make any plays on th field he wants some attention off.
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Old 09-27-2006, 09:15 AM
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No teammates or Cowboys officials were seen entering the hospital late Tuesday night.
Gives you the warm fuzzies all over.
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Originally Posted by ZeroPSI
Gives you the warm fuzzies all over.
Friends are overrated....
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Old 09-27-2006, 09:28 AM
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Friends are overrated....
TO thinks life is as well....
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Old 09-27-2006, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by cazzy
I can think of a 1000 reasons why he shouldn't kill himself...

Reason # 1: You have a son TO!
Yep.

This is real sad. I'm one of the few people that actually like TO. I still can't believe it.


I hope he will be ok..
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Old 09-27-2006, 09:49 AM
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I think TO is gay, and was trying to hide it. Hence the knocks on Garcia.

In other news, Patrick Crayton's fantasy value is through the roof.
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Old 09-27-2006, 09:54 AM
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Well, :ibtexclusiveabcnbccbsexclusiveoneononeinterview:. ..
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Talking Paul Zimmerman's Power Rankings...

I look forward to reading his list every Wednesday...this week doesn't disappoint.

Examples:

Miami Dolphins (1-2)
"Play like you're in high school," Nick Saban told his team before they beat the Titans. No no, it wasn't, "You're playing like a high school team." What he meant was he wanted them to pretend they were back in school and having fun, as they once did. The gimmick ended when one of them wanted to borrow his car and another one asked if he could watch TV before he finished his homework.
Detroit Lions (0-3)
Joe Cullen, who was arrested for going through a suburban drive-through restaurant without any clothes on, is back coaching the defensive line. Which prompted the following one-liners from our Detroit correspondent, whose name is ... he'd what? He'd prefer I didn't use it? OK, here are his thoughts anyway: "There was an inspirational speech by Nude Rockne. Win one for the zipper.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...ks3/index.html
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Old 09-27-2006, 12:15 PM
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wow, Michael Irvin is on TV without makeup. i.e. very ashy.
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Old 09-27-2006, 04:53 PM
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Report: Odell Thurman to be possibly suspended for the year due to his recent DUI arrest.......also something for Bengal fans to think about Chris Henry was said to be a passenger in the car the night Thurman was arrested.
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Originally Posted by Phesto
Report: Odell Thurman to be possibly suspended for the year due to his recent DUI arrest.......also something for Bengal fans to think about Chris Henry was said to be a passenger in the car the night Thurman was arrested.
Possibly? He IS suspended.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200....ap/index.html




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Old 09-27-2006, 04:58 PM
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Too bad .........million dollar talent, 10 cent head
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
Yeah, and he won't be back with us next year either. So good riddance.

And about Henry, technically he violated his probation by drinking...but I'm not sure if they can prove it now

And don't quote me on this, but I heard on the radio that Henry was puking out the passenger window while they were giving Odell the sobriety test


And ahem. @ Scotman111.

And that's two "t" 's in Scottman, mister
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Yeah, and he won't be back with us next year either. So good riddance.

And about Henry, technically he violated his probation by drinking...but I'm not sure if they can prove it now

And don't quote me on this, but I heard on the radio that Henry was puking out the passenger window while they were giving Odell the sobriety test

And that's two "t" 's in Scottman, mister
Such great role models.

Well, the team is better off without that waste anyhoo. No place for it on a professional ballclub or any club for that matter really.



And yeah, I'll spell your name right next time Scottgirl.
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Old 09-28-2006, 12:24 AM
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Excellent role models indeed. If only we had Olin Kruetz in our clubhouse to throw some punches and straighten everybody out.




And, Scottgirl???? What is this? I'm taking my ball and going home!!!




And why can't you have an easy screen name to insult
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Old 09-28-2006, 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Scottman111
Excellent role models indeed. If only we had Olin Kruetz in our clubhouse to throw some punches and straighten everybody out.




And, Scottgirl???? What is this? I'm taking my ball and going home!!!




And why can't you have an easy screen name to insult
That's right! If Thurman was a TRUE tough SOB role model, he'd get into a fistfight at an FBI shooting range. It's just a fistfight. No potential harm to others on the road...

And I think I like your new nickname...Scottgirl. Sounds good on you.







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Old 09-28-2006, 04:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Scottman111
And why can't you have an easy screen name to insult

Isn't being a Bears fan enough of a insult?


Yamachoochoo or Robotboy..


I have more but it's too early to think of the rest..
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Jonesi
Isn't being a Bears fan enough of a insult?


Yamachoochoo or Robotboy..


I have more but it's too early to think of the rest..
Okay. WTF. Stay outta this Indiana.





Go watch a Penguins practice or something...and don't you need to be at the floral shop picking flowers for Maltincookies...!?
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
Go watch a Penguins practice or something...and don't you need to be at the floral shop picking flowers for Maltincookies...!?


Ummmm this is the NFL thread...


Please come back when you have some football related insults..

Thank you, please come again..
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Old 09-28-2006, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Jonesi
Isn't being a Bears fan enough of a insult?
What's Ricky Manning doing poking Persian guys in the head at 3 am?

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/footb...icky28.article
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Old 09-28-2006, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Jonesi
Ummmm this is the NFL thread...


Please come back when you have some football related insults..

Thank you, please come again..
FINE. Shouldn't you be at Heinz Field trying out for that open punt returner position...?
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
FINE. Shouldn't you be at Heinz Field trying out for that open punt returner position...?

Much better..


Carry on..

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Old 09-28-2006, 11:05 PM
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Anyone see Inside the NFL? T.J. and Porter were talking mad shit before the game and Chad was BSing with some Steeler fans. Great highlights and inside info.
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Anyone see Inside the NFL? T.J. and Porter were talking mad shit before the game and Chad was BSing with some Steeler fans. Great highlights and inside info.
Yeah...there was some serious trashtalking between the Bengals and Steelers. Most heated rivalry in the NFL...? I think so...
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Originally Posted by Jonesi
Isn't being a Bears fan enough of a insult?


Yeah, I can't imagine the emotional stress Yumilingus goes through everyday being a Bears fan...not to mention the bashing's he gets from us
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Yeah, I can't imagine the emotional stress Yumilingus goes through everyday being a Bears fan...not to mention the bashing's he gets from us


Yumilingus...!??!?



You @$$...!

All I hafta say is: at least my Bears WON. All you have? The Ickey Shuffle.
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
Yeah...there was some serious trashtalking between the Bengals and Steelers. Most heated rivalry in the NFL...? I think so...
Easily... There's something different about playing the Steelers than playing other teams. Every game feels like a playoff game
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Originally Posted by Scottman111
Easily... There's something different about playing the Steelers than playing other teams. Every game feels like a playoff game
Well-coached. Well-prepared team.

After watching tidbits of Cowher's post-game conference, I know he's got the team running the gauntlets during the bye. If they don't win in Week 4, I'll be very ...
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And on top of being by another Steelers loss, I'll be finally ready to lob them insults at Indiana. I've held back so far.

But, let's see how they do this week.














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Originally Posted by Yumchah


Yumilingus...!??!?



You @$$...!

All I hafta say is: at least my Bears WON. All you have? The Ickey Shuffle.
I didn't want it to come to that, but you just had da call me Scottgirl didn't ya. And now your bashing the Ickey Shuffle??


You just never learn do ya??
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
And on top of being by another Steelers loss, I'll be finally ready to lob them insults at Indiana. I've held back so far.

But, let's see how they do this week.
If this is the case, you better hope you don't lose this week. Then you'd have Jonesi and seattle dale ripping you, not to mention me throwing my comments from the peanut gallery
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Anyone see Inside the NFL? T.J. and Porter were talking mad shit before the game and Chad was BSing with some Steeler fans. Great highlights and inside info.

The only part I saw was Porter talking to Johnson and he defintley verbally abused him.. Then he went on to TJ and started calling him TJ HousaMomma and then proceeded to say he knew who his Mama was..
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
And on top of being by another Steelers loss, I'll be finally ready to lob them insults at Indiana. I've held back so far.

Dude if they lose you'll hear it from me..

Ben second worst passer rating in the NFL right now.. Offense 8 turnovers in 3 games.. Muffed punts out the ying-yang.. Defense giving up TDs when it was FG's last year..

The fuckin blow donkeys right now..


Seriously I even think the lowly Bears could beat them..
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If this is the case, you better hope you don't lose this week. Then you'd have Jonesi and seattle dale ripping you, not to mention me throwing my comments from the peanut gallery

So what's the deal, I heard a interesting stat coming into work this morning..


Mike Holmgren Ownz the Bears? Going back to Green Bay he has won 12 straight??
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I didn't want it to come to that, but you just had da call me Scottgirl didn't ya. And now your bashing the Ickey Shuffle??


You just never learn do ya??
Pffft...you started it by going about me cheering for Da Bears. So...we're even.






For now.
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Seriously I even think the lowly Bears could beat them..
Well, your team let a bunch of two-bit criminals and drunks beat them...?











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Well, your team let a bunch of two-bit criminals and drunks beat them...?

Yea.. Fuckin Chris Henry shoulda been in jail or something..
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Yea.. Fuckin Chris Henry shoulda been in jail or something..
So...the moral of the story is: Draft criminals/punks cuz fast since they're used to running lots...from the police.










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