Meeeeeeeeaaaaaaaattttttt!!!!!!




A couple of days early, but fibby cha~cha's feeling frisky...




cha~cha, why ya buggin'... cuz u ain't gettin' babs

 

2 goals in 24 seconds, off to OT!

 

That's the elephant. General Chaos animation festival, Coolidge Corner Cinema Brookline MA 1998.

It was the first thing I thought of when I saw the fresh.... well, you know....

Plus, in hindsight, the meat guy kinda looks like Now we know what he did after failing at pro hockey.

 

 

Well, I think we've established that over the last 5 years or so, no team has failed more in hockey than the Oilers.

 

I just read MacTavish's recent state-of-the-union presser...he tossed his own boss under the bus. NICE.

 

McLean will be coaching there in no time

 

Jonathan Bernier Humiliatingly Has No Idea Who Nelson Mandela Is

as a Leaf fan... smh.

 

Really? I hear they want Bylsma because of his track record with young players. But, honestly, which coach wants to go work there?

Set up to fail from day 1. Still can't MacT expected Eakins to compete with a team with no centers and a blueline full of #4s and #5s.

 

Bylsma won't solve shit in Edmonton, just more pet projects and lack of adaptability, good luck with that...

 

Well, while we can agree Bylsma won't take the Oilers to the promised land, he is generally a good players-coach and can bring a nice up-tempo system to the team that suddenly can't score despite all of that 1st-overall talent.

Sure, they may give up a pile of goals but at least, they would be entertaining and in good-old-fashioned shootout type games.


Anyhow, just conjecture at this point...MacT's presser made zero sense. He blamed everyone and said change is coming but refused to fire anyone or trade his "core". So, WTF is changing? The weather?

 

 

Same old same old for the Pens, 2 top D-men out, 4 top wingers out with injury

Still squeaked out a point against the build-a-bears at least

 

A leafs fan you say? You need to go back to page 1160 and re-evaluate the choices you've made

 

Didn't you get the memo, it's be kind to s month.

We need to replenish teh hockey talk slimjims. We don't want to end up like yummy cakes, it pretty embarrassing having to watch him talk to himself. He's lost without Waldorf.

 

Can't do it, he said he was a blackawks fan, it would upset the delicate balance of hockey talk. If he became a regular along with and we'd have 2.137 Chicago fans taking us over the 2 fan limit.

 

And that's why it's the center of the hockey universe.

 

 

And I'm tired of you dipshits. Where the hell is Moog. At least he knows a thing or 2 about hockey.

 

Ahh the good old days then the "Toronto team to be named later" was a dominant force.

 

What's with the Cali teams losing to the bottom-feeders of the NHL? First the Sharks play streak-buster to the Oil. Now, the Kings got shutout (really?!?!?) by the Sabres. Yeah, THOSE Sabres.

 

 

And also, we're all wrong. Dead, dead wrong.

 

 

Which is 2 more than the entire maple leaf organization.

 

 

This is Yumcha when he makes a moogy joke...
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And to be clear, I'm that stick being held by that douchey guy.

 

Its less confusing if you just say, "I'm the one on the left"

 

Who's next?

 

He did steal your glasses though...

 

What a jerk...that guy on the right.

 

Fibi cha~cha, why ya buggin'...cuz we don't need babs

 

This no hockey all week f'ing sucks... I actually put on the leaves game last night

 

Clearly Babs saw the juggernaut that were the Leaves and knew their coach wasn't going anywhere so he decided to re-up in Detroit.

Poor bastard.

 

Should be a good tilt tonight between the Bruins and Hawks.

 

Babs so so taken aback by the skill and power of the Leaves that right after last nights beat down at the hands of Phil and Co, he ran up into Hollands office and begged for that contract extension. Because of his desperation, he likely settled for around 250K per year.

Or, the more likely scenario was Ken reminding Babs he's lost to Leaves twice this year and his stock around the league dropped so bad that he punishment was staying in Detroit.

As if that embarrassment wasn't bad enough I also heard that Babs will be forced to now drive a used 2011 Acura TL that was generously donated by a season ticket holder.

 

who?

 

Slapya Titsov?

 

No, thank you