Moles are currently tearing up my lawn. Right now if I get down on my hands and knees I can hear disco music. They are certainly living large.

Therefore I have to take action. Immediately.

I'm not going to poison them, I don't want the dog to eat the poison or the dead mole. I don't like ground-based insecticides either. Not good for the bay. (or me)

SO I'M GONNA SPEAR THEM LITTLE BASTARDS!!!

 

Sweet. Post pics!!


My grandfather used to drop smoke bombs into the holes and clog up all the entrances. He blasted any that came out with his shotgun.

 

This is if you have a regular lot size. Believe it or not, start pouring Pinesol down the holes. It will drive them away. My dad's place had one dirt clump. As soon as I saw this, I poured Pinesol down the hole and he was gone....

 

I've got chipmunks (that create burrows), that I've got to so something about soon...

 

 

Pour some gasoline down the holes and then set them on fire! 4th of July is coming soon so it makes for a great show!

 

Excellent idea, any others?

 

Good luck... I never had any success with those things. You've gotta get rid of the grubs and if you don't want to use insecticide, get nematodes. Besides, if you do get rid of the moles without doing something about the grubs that are attracting them, the grubs are going to destroy your lawn even more than the moles.

 

 

"FREEZE GOPHER!!!!"
Different rodent, same idea - you can just buy more grass anyway.

I agree with the poster above - get rid of what they are hanging around for - that and the gasoline idea sounds nice - put video up on consumptionjunction.com please.

 

Somebody I know hooked a flexable pipe to the tailpipe
of his car, shoved the other end into one of the gopher holes,
and then vroom vrooom!!! I dont know how long he did it for,
but it worked!!! CO2 is bad, mmmmkay.

 

JUst trust me. Pinesol. It ain't expensive and sure beats the crap out of some of the other ideas...

 

Dynamite + 1812 Overture = Dead Gophers (and Golfers)

Fire in the hole! :kaboom:

 

 

I have heard that you can drive them out with vibrations... Just park your car out there and crank the tunes...Thump, thump, thump...

No disco though, since it is already playing - they obviously like it.

 

The smokebombs I mentioned earlier do pretty much the same thing. Just drop a few in the holes and no more gophers.

 

, wrong yard, was looking for the guy with the white CLS two streets over.

 

I've heard that you can put half a 2liter bottle in line with their hole & the little guys get trapped.

Hard to explain, I'll try & find a diagram on the net.

 

 

Cruz_msl check out what I found, very very good reading!!!

These were really good reads:

http://www.bugspray.com/catalog/products/page731.html

http://www.sensiblesoftware.com/arti...ers-Moles.html

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articl...184/ai_8986715

These were OK reads:

http://www.ehow.com/how_3258_trap-garden-gophers.html

http://www.rosecare.com/gophers.html

http://cesonoma.ucdavis.edu/HORTIC/gopher_control.pdf

This is what NOT to do!!!!

http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume0...atribes759.htm

http://www.gotouring.com/howdy/book1...D-tunnel01.htm

And this is in case you declare war and need something to wear:

http://www.cafepress.com/retrotees/578048

ENJOY!!!! And good luck!!!

 

ChuckyCheese trained me in the art of mole hunting...

I suggest one of these...

 

 

That is exactly what I was going to say

 

Very illegal in Maryland

 

CO2 = teh good

CO = teh

 

Like you haven't ever done something illegal before...

PS: Don't get caught!

 

True I have.... but the fines for getting caught with any type of explosive/firework are crazy! Not to mention it would suck to drop one of those things down a hole and have it land next to a natural gas line.

 

 

^^^ I cant stop staring at that

 

 

Fucker beat me

 

Apparently it's already taking place in the post above yours

 

The beer I had probably made that funnier Now someone tell me why I'm on AZ at a party. I've actually taken to brining my computer to parties to get my AZ fix.

 

That trap totally scewered his little ass Pics to come.

 

Cool. What kind of trap ?? Did you buy it yourself, or did you hire a professional "exterminator" ???

 

Yes, I bought the traps (Called Harpoon trap) at Home Depot for $15 each. It's the trap pictured on my first post and is specifically designed to take out moles. Friggin Comcast won't let me upload pics.

 

I didn't know you were actually going to use those

 

I caught one in less than 6 hours! That thing worked perfectly- two spikes right behind the neck.

 

Email me the pics Cruz.
I will host them for ya.

AztecRol69@hotmail.com

 

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