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Old 05-24-2005, 09:23 AM
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Has anyone tried this product? It's a colon cleansing program and you some people have reported good results. I'm thinking of trying it out. www.drnatura.com
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Is my colon dirty??
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Originally Posted by wsklar
Is my colon dirty??

Most likely if you eat lots of meats and wheat (which most people who workout do) Might lose over 10 pounds by cleaning out that unneccessary "dirt"
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Originally Posted by FastAcura
Most likely if you eat lots of meats and wheat (which most people who workout do) Might lose over 10 pounds by cleaning out that unneccessary "dirt"
Is it the same as an enima?
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wait a second.. here. is this something going in your ass and sucking out the left overs?
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Originally Posted by GunnmeTaLCURA04
wait a second.. here. is this something going in your ass and sucking out the left overs?
It looks like pills. Im not sure....I want to loose weight, but I don't want something taking anything important out of me.
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I began to lose parasites after the fourth day on the Paranil capsules. Every day I lost ‘things’ that looked abnormal and different from anything I had seen before. Everything from tiny little black ‘eggs’ to little pieces of tomato skin colored things that looked like short, small pieces of straw; not to mention the clear squid-looking items that I could clearly see tiny black eggs inside. Ugh! I never thought that such things were growing inside my intestines."
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"“Those skeptical days are gone!”
“I sent an email to my friend today with the subject heading ‘poop update.’ The body of the message stated, ‘I felt as though I gave birth and/or passed an alien this morning. I was thinking of saving it, putting a collar on it, and taking it for a walk.’"

Who the fuck are these people??
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"I am only 2 days into the program. I just had a big bowel movement and being the scientist I am, I had to look to see what I had voided. WOW was I ever surprised!!! All kinds of unimaginable things were in my stool. Well, I am a biochemist and in my lab I have microscopes and dissecting microscopes so I took the plunge and recovered a lot of the unidentifiable objects. I am making a special trip to the lab today to investigate these items. This product really works. It is the GREATEST!"

This guy went digging through his own shit :shakehead
Old 05-24-2005, 02:28 PM
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did you ever see Ernie from Ernie's House Of Whoop-Ass review of this type of product? Funny with pictures.
http://www.ehowa.com/mythoughts/coloncleanse.shtml

He used this product: http://www.blessedherbs.com/mucoid.html

Colon cleansing (apart from prior to or as part of a medical procedure) is really a hokey gimmick and concept.
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" never went anyhere near a toilet without my camera in tow, eagerly anticipating this long brown rope snake like thing to come crawling out of my ass."

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Just get some Colon Blow.
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here's the straightdope on colonic irrigation

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a900525.html

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the testimonials were funny

but this is just fuckin crazy



oh, let me WARN you before u click its fuckin sick-- almost unbelievable
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