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Why can't women work the penis? [maybe NWS]

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Old 06-03-2004, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Were her hands all rough and scratchy from working construction all day? I hate that.
You sure it was a woman pleasing you? Man hands SUCK!!
Old 06-03-2004, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by VeeralS05
You sure it was a woman pleasing you? Man hands SUCK!!

Yeah, I don't know where you come from, but around here there are not many men with D cups. And I think that is what Dirty meant anyway.
Old 06-03-2004, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Gilgamesh
Yeah, I don't know where you come from, but around here there are not many men with D cups.
But it seems as if you were fortunate/unfortunate enough to run into one of those man with a D-cup having freaks of nature.
Old 06-03-2004, 06:56 PM
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:o I guess so...

I do think I will have to either make this a booty call (how, any tips?)

Or break it off, she is not relationship material, I don't think...shes 20 and it SHOWS...I need a more mature woman to get involved with emotionally, that said, until she comes along, I am ok with a fuck buddy, if she is ok with one too...I just need to know how to find out if she is so that I don't hurt her, by having her think its more than that.
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Want to make it a fuck buddy relationship, OK thats simple.

Make sure that everytime you see her you have sex. Only call her when you want to have sex. Don't do anything relationship-like with her unless you know it will end with sex.

She wants to go to the movies? Make sure you bang her before, during or after.
She wants to go get something to eat? Make sure you bang her before, during or after.
She wants to come hang out at your place or vice versa? Make sure you bang her before, during or after.

And so on and so forth.

Eventually you will end up in one of those, "Do you only want me for sex convos". Thats when you inform her that you are not looking for a relationship, but you cannot ignore the extreme physical attraction you have with each other.
Old 06-04-2004, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Waddy
Want to make it a fuck buddy relationship, OK thats simple.

Make sure that everytime you see her you have sex. Only call her when you want to have sex. Don't do anything relationship-like with her unless you know it will end with sex.

She wants to go to the movies? Make sure you bang her before, during or after.
She wants to go get something to eat? Make sure you bang her before, during or after.
She wants to come hang out at your place or vice versa? Make sure you bang her before, during or after.

And so on and so forth.

Eventually you will end up in one of those, "Do you only want me for sex convos". Thats when you inform her that you are not looking for a relationship, but you cannot ignore the extreme physical attraction you have with each other.
I love this guy! Where was this advice when I was single!
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thats what lotion is for...
Old 06-04-2004, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Waddy
Want to make it a fuck buddy relationship, OK thats simple.

Make sure that everytime you see her you have sex. Only call her when you want to have sex. Don't do anything relationship-like with her unless you know it will end with sex.

She wants to go to the movies? Make sure you bang her before, during or after.
She wants to go get something to eat? Make sure you bang her before, during or after.
She wants to come hang out at your place or vice versa? Make sure you bang her before, during or after.

And so on and so forth.

Eventually you will end up in one of those, "Do you only want me for sex convos". Thats when you inform her that you are not looking for a relationship, but you cannot ignore the extreme physical attraction you have with each other.


Good stuff, good stuff!!!
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