Why can't women work the penis? [maybe NWS]
05-23-2004, 07:08 PM
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Why can't women work the penis? [maybe NWS]
Seriously, what is with these clumsy handjobs?
This chick last night mangled me, parts of it are sore, I had to cover up when I took a shower afterwards, and again when I showered this morning...it fucking hurts. Be gentle a little bit for chrissakes, that can get sensitive.
This chick last night mangled me, parts of it are sore, I had to cover up when I took a shower afterwards, and again when I showered this morning...it fucking hurts. Be gentle a little bit for chrissakes, that can get sensitive.
05-23-2004, 07:27 PM
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Re: Why can't women work the penis? [maybe NWS]
Originally posted by Gilgamesh
Seriously, what is with these clumsy handjobs?
Seriously, what is with these clumsy handjobs?
05-23-2004, 07:35 PM
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Re: Re: Why can't women work the penis? [maybe NWS]
Originally posted by 98CLChick
Dunno, maybe it's just the girls you hook up with? Personally, I am not a fan of giving handjobs, blowjobs are easier and more fun.
Dunno, maybe it's just the girls you hook up with? Personally, I am not a fan of giving handjobs, blowjobs are easier and more fun.
Well I know why it was a handjob, since people kept coming into the room, and it was easy to get away from that...head would have been a different story, maybe when its more private...
The door was a curtain stapled to the upstairs floor's runner...all the rooms with locks were *ahem* in use.
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05-23-2004, 09:07 PM
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Re: Re: Why can't women work the penis? [maybe NWS]
Originally posted by 98CLChick
Dunno, maybe it's just the girls you hook up with? Personally, I am not a fan of giving handjobs, blowjobs are easier and more fun.
Dunno, maybe it's just the girls you hook up with? Personally, I am not a fan of giving handjobs, blowjobs are easier and more fun.
05-23-2004, 11:12 PM
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Originally posted by anothercls
Well, fuck the girl in front of everyone, make them jelous, unless she was big enough to be cut out of the house.
Well, fuck the girl in front of everyone, make them jelous, unless she was big enough to be cut out of the house.
this reminds me of the story my buddy told me. he was getting a handjob from some girl, and he fuckin screamed real loud cause the grabbed it too hard.
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05-24-2004, 02:28 PM
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Re: Re: Why can't women work the penis? [maybe NWS]
Originally posted by 98CLChick
Dunno, maybe it's just the girls you hook up with? Personally, I am not a fan of giving handjobs, blowjobs are easier and more fun.
Dunno, maybe it's just the girls you hook up with? Personally, I am not a fan of giving handjobs, blowjobs are easier and more fun.
05-24-2004, 03:41 PM
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Re: Re: Why can't women work the penis? [maybe NWS]
[QUOTE]Originally posted by 98CLChick
Dunno, maybe it's just the girls you hook up with? Personally, I am not a fan of giving handjobs, blowjobs are easier and more fun. [/QUOT
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Dunno, maybe it's just the girls you hook up with? Personally, I am not a fan of giving handjobs, blowjobs are easier and more fun.
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05-24-2004, 04:04 PM
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I am with you bro, now I have never let a girl get to the point where she brusied my shit like you did. But I have a few toe curling teeth cringing moments when girls attempted to jack me off.
Rule #1:
Don't let a girl attempt to jack you off without lubrication, even if you have to make her spit in her hand first.
Rule #2:
She cannot attempt to jack you off from beside or in directly in front of you, logistically it will always cause an akward angle and thusly pain. She needs to be behind you, or under you like in licking your balls position.
Rule #1:
Don't let a girl attempt to jack you off without lubrication, even if you have to make her spit in her hand first.
Rule #2:
She cannot attempt to jack you off from beside or in directly in front of you, logistically it will always cause an akward angle and thusly pain. She needs to be behind you, or under you like in licking your balls position.
05-24-2004, 07:14 PM
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Other than by my own Handywork..I have never had a handjob.
05-24-2004, 10:53 PM
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Originally posted by ferizzo
Handjobs suck! If I wanted a handjob I'll do it myself!
Handjobs suck! If I wanted a handjob I'll do it myself!
seriously man....
should have asked for a blow job....and if someone walks in they walk in...oh well...
05-25-2004, 01:05 AM
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Originally posted by mikeymobiles
seriously man....
should have asked for a blow job....and if someone walks in they walk in...oh well...
seriously man....
should have asked for a blow job....and if someone walks in they walk in...oh well...
05-25-2004, 01:09 AM
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Re: Why can't women work the penis? [maybe NWS]
Originally posted by Gilgamesh
Why can't women work the penis? [maybe NWS]
Seriously, what is with these clumsy handjobs?
This chick last night mangled me, parts of it are sore, I had to cover up when I took a shower afterwards, and again when I showered this morning...it fucking hurts...
Why can't women work the penis? [maybe NWS]
Seriously, what is with these clumsy handjobs?
This chick last night mangled me, parts of it are sore, I had to cover up when I took a shower afterwards, and again when I showered this morning...it fucking hurts...
05-25-2004, 08:04 AM
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Re: Re: Why can't women work the penis? [maybe NWS]
Originally posted by SpeedyV6
The title of this thread makes it sound like you've also been with a lot of men who do know how to work your penis.
The title of this thread makes it sound like you've also been with a lot of men who do know how to work your penis.
05-28-2004, 06:58 AM
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If they can put their hand on it...they can definatly put in in their mouth.
05-31-2004, 09:20 PM
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Go find a catholic school girl... I mean one who was educated at a catholic school, not one who is still in school. They give the best hand. One girl told me its "because its not a sin".. I wouldn't know I'm not religious, but I never forgot her HJs. Downside is, all you can get is a HJ until you marry them
05-31-2004, 11:47 PM
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Originally posted by anothercls
I went to school with a girl who used to sleep with multiple guys in one day, in the bathrooms in school.
I went to school with a girl who used to sleep with multiple guys in one day, in the bathrooms in school.
06-02-2004, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by mrs. big
but still... isnt a blow still better than a hand job??
06-03-2004, 10:26 AM
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good luck and if all you get is a handjob make sure you hold it as long as possible to get maximum distance....hopefully landing on her face or the very least her clothes cuz thats what she deserves!
06-03-2004, 12:50 PM
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they don't have the luxury of knowing when the friction starts to build up. I hate that too. thats when you have to guide her into doing something else, its for your own good.