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Old 11-19-2004, 03:00 AM
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When do you guys wack off when knowing you are about to bang

SO like say you know you will get ass on a certain day. When do you guys wack off for it?
A day before or the day of?


I mean i have to do it the day before at least otherwise i last 4min
Old 11-19-2004, 05:05 AM
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hahahah, funny you say this. I actually had this conversation online with a few buddies earlier this week.


G1O2L3F (5:03:21 PM): I don't like to wack it before I go bang a girl, I like to stock it up and save it...for the special effects, ya know.
G1O2L3F (5:03:41 PM): G1O2L3F (5:02:35 PM): I went on the otherside of the room and shot it at her eye with super soaker 100 strenght
DeltaChiAZ (5:03:06 PM): so disgusting, why are you telling me this?
G1O2L3F (5:03:48 PM): G1O2L3F (5:01:07 PM): I hadn't spanked it in 5 days
G1O2L3F (5:01:17 PM): and I painted Heidi's face
G1O2L3F (5:03:54 PM): G1O2L3F (5:02:00 PM): this was like a Peter North size load
evanfreitas (5:04:15 PM): lol
G1O2L3F (5:04:47 PM): you know what i'm talking about
G1O2L3F (5:04:49 PM): when you store up
G1O2L3F (5:05:01 PM): I wish I would have stocked up for allie one day
G1O2L3F (5:05:07 PM): just so I could blind the bitch
evanfreitas (5:05:15 PM): lol
G1O2L3F (5:05:38 PM): I just wouldn't let her swallow
evanfreitas (5:05:42 PM): bullshit
G1O2L3F (5:05:48 PM): bullshit what
evanfreitas (5:05:54 PM): well, who knows i guess
G1O2L3F (5:06:05 PM): I wish I would have pulled out
G1O2L3F (5:06:09 PM): and just shot it at max power
G1O2L3F (5:06:17 PM): hold it for a few seconds for the extra feeling
G1O2L3F (5:06:19 PM): and then BURST
G1O2L3F (5:06:21 PM): all over her
evanfreitas (5:06:34 PM): lol, why didnt u
evanfreitas (5:06:38 PM): that's priceless
G1O2L3F (5:06:42 PM): cause I was trying to be nice to her
G1O2L3F (5:06:43 PM): jerkoff
G1O2L3F (5:06:48 PM): I kinda liked her at one point in my life
evanfreitas (5:06:52 PM): thats where you went wrong
G1O2L3F (5:06:55 PM): now i'm just pissed I didn't BUKKAKE the bitch
G1O2L3F (5:06:58 PM): shutup I know
evanfreitas (5:07:17 PM): calla few friends over
G1O2L3F (5:07:22 PM): what
G1O2L3F (5:07:31 PM): gang rape her?
G1O2L3F (5:07:33 PM): hmm
evanfreitas (5:10:50 PM): haha, i see you guys are close
G1O2L3F (5:10:59 PM): she's got my DNA all over her
evanfreitas (5:11:12 PM): that's...so attractive to think about
G1O2L3F (5:11:17 PM): hey what can I say
G1O2L3F (5:11:23 PM): I didn't know you had such a weak stomach
evanfreitas (5:11:29 PM): lol
G1O2L3F (5:11:33 PM): so have you cheated on LD yet?
evanfreitas (5:11:40 PM): can't say i have
G1O2L3F (5:11:42 PM): wow
G1O2L3F (5:11:44 PM): how do you do it?
Old 11-19-2004, 08:53 AM
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Old 11-19-2004, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
I mean i have to do it the day before at least otherwise i last 4min
Exercise a few times a week...you'll last an hour...

Save the load for her hair...
Old 11-19-2004, 09:14 AM
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I like to whack off a few hours in advance. If i know i'm gonna get some poon at aroudn 10, i ll wack it at like 3 or 4. Gives me time to re-up. But sometimes, i wont do anything for a week and then go to town. Its amazing how much it builds up.
Old 11-19-2004, 09:22 AM
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I've seen it stated where it's actually BAD for you to :wackit: on a regular basis because it makes you last LESS time.

Like trainig a rat to get the cheese...you train yourself to bust a nut quicker. Unless of course, you are training yourself to run a marathon & :wackit for a few hours a day without popping a stream...but who has the time these days
Old 11-19-2004, 12:14 PM
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why don't u let her suck you off and come all over her face before you have sex and then wait for another erection and fuck the shit out of her.
Old 11-19-2004, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by FunkeeTown
why don't u let her suck you off and come all over her face before you have sex and then wait for another erection and fuck the shit out of her.
Old 11-19-2004, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by chris3240929
Exercise a few times a week...you'll last an hour...

Save the load for her hair...


No need for de-sensitizing it.

Also, stamina is about control. Tantric stuff. learn it.... and she will thank you.
Old 11-19-2004, 12:29 PM
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pga your fukn crazy!!!!! was that girl you were talking with or a dood
Old 11-19-2004, 12:34 PM
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I guess when you have sex 3 times a year you have to whack off in advance, huh?





J to the K!!!
Old 11-19-2004, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
SO like say you know you will get ass on a certain day. When do you guys wack off for it?
A day before or the day of?


I mean i have to do it the day before at least otherwise i last 4min



Girls need it to moisturize their skin and keep it baby soft so a Peter North size load would be deeply appreciated
Old 11-19-2004, 01:27 PM
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i dont wack off before sex. as long as i get some head and not bust i'll go on for awhile.
Old 11-19-2004, 01:28 PM
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I would say right before I go out. Part of my routine to get ready.
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Originally Posted by sasha
Girls need it to moisturize their skin and keep it baby soft so a Peter North size load would be deeply appreciated


HAHAHAHa....awesome.

I'm stocking up for the blonde girl, and a few others I got on call.
Old 11-19-2004, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by evilone
pga your fukn crazy!!!!! was that girl you were talking with or a dood

that was a guy from back home in NY
But I'd say the same thing to girl (unless I hadn't already banged her, and wanted to)...I kinda cross Appropriate / inappropriate line quite a bit.

oh well.
Old 11-19-2004, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by pgatour1
that was a guy from back home in NY
But I'd say the same thing to girl (unless I hadn't already banged her, and wanted to)...I kinda cross Appropriate / inappropriate line quite a bit.

oh well.

Cross?

Dude I think you fucking pissed on it, then doused it with gasoline, and threw lit matches at it.
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I'm sending that conversation to the two girls it was about.


I can't wait for their responses.
Old 11-19-2004, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by FunkeeTown
why don't u let her suck you off and come all over her face before you have sex and then wait for another erection and fuck the shit out of her.


Let her do that, go on her and by then you'll be ready for some hour-long chandelier swinging
Old 11-19-2004, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by FunkeeTown
why don't u let her suck you off and come all over her face before you have sex and then wait for another erection and fuck the shit out of her.

well this happened before. I didnt wack of for 3 days.. then i got head and jizzed all over. I was sooo dead by then that i couldnt move, felt like i lost 15lbs. Took about an hour till i fulled could get it up, even then it was limping.


Damn fat chicks do give the best head
Old 11-19-2004, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
well this happened before. I didnt wack of for 3 days.. then i got head and jizzed all over. I was sooo dead by then that i couldnt move, felt like i lost 15lbs. Took about an hour till i fulled could get it up, even then it was limping.


Damn fat chicks do give the best head


Wait, I thought you got back with your gf? Or is she just one fat chick?
Old 11-19-2004, 05:04 PM
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got no GF anymore, just doing a fat chick when im bored.
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Originally Posted by phipark
I would say right before I go out. Part of my routine to get ready.

me too, ya never know when your gonna come across a nice piece of ass that night.
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
got no GF anymore, just doing a fat chick when im bored.
dont ever send me a pic of you and her again.
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oh thats just not right........
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
oh thats just not right........


That just crosses the line..
Old 11-20-2004, 02:39 AM
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This thread is outta hand...

hehe... notice how I used hand... jerking off thread... wordplay...

Junkster, who tried to be funny
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awww come on, its not my fault.
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Originally Posted by UNCTYPE-S
dont ever send me a pic of you and her again.



HAHAHAHAHAAH HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA



Notice how the guy aint moving, that fat chick smothered his face with
nothing but @ss cheeks. That guy died of suffecation!
Crazysellout got
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Originally Posted by Junkster
This thread is outta hand...

hehe... notice how I used hand... jerking off thread... wordplay...

Junkster, who tried to be funny

That was indeed one gross picture!

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usually not too long before hand. maybe that morning. I whack the fawker like it's gonna fall off though. I have actually trained myself to last
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