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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 10:45 AM
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What's up with hot chicks and...

I've run into 2 hot chicks, separate incidents, who had awesome bodies, pretty faces, perfect teeth, but with a major flaw... Their breath stunk! I can't understand why some really hot chicks think they can get away with not busting out the listerine. They both looked so good up until that breath! Good looks aren't everything, girls. Keep some Listerine around, damn it!
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 11:04 AM
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man, those Atkins and south beach diets do a number on one's breath.... also, popping diet pills and other shit do the same.... but am with you, some girls look bangin an then they open their mouth and you don't know whether to give them some toilet paper or a breath mint....
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 11:08 AM
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I really believe some girls think their looks are everything. It's funny how they throw on all that makeup, dress to impress, but forget about the breath.
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 11:42 AM
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Most people don't know they have bad breath unless someone tells them.
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 11:49 AM
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I guess a tongue scraper and breath mints will help them realize.
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 12:04 PM
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gettin me rollin. bad breath is almost the worst. usually looks can effect me so much that bad breath doesnt even bother me
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 12:28 PM
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Trust me, it's not worth it. I don't care how hot a chick looks, if her breath is stinking, you don't need that shit.
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 01:04 PM
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I used to date this gorgeous girl that was older than me....she looked like Stacy Kiebler....The first time we had sex, she would breath heavy and I'd almost pass out! Needless to say, I'd put a fresh piece of gum in my mouth....kiss her and put it in her mouth
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 01:15 PM
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Low-carb diet maybe...
http://my.webmd.com/content/article/87/99349.htm
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 01:37 PM
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I'm fortunate to have never been around a girlwith chronic bad breath. There have been times when a girls breath stunk at that particular moment but not a regular thing.
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 03:29 PM
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the best way to do it is... chew some gun yourself then make out with her and pretend to be all "kinky" and give her the piece of gum and when she wants to pass it back say "nahh, you keep it!"
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by ReflexRacing_com
the best way to do it is... chew some gun yourself then make out with her and pretend to be all "kinky" and give her the piece of gum and when she wants to pass it back say "nahh, you keep it!"

Sorry I can't kiss chicks with bad breath, I'd just give her the gum when I take some out for myself, and if she refused I'd just be honest and say "I don't think you understand, this isn't a choice".
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Waddy
Sorry I can't kiss chicks with bad breath, I'd just give her the gum when I take some out for myself, and if she refused I'd just be honest and say "I don't think you understand, this isn't a choice".
taht works too...but my idea works ...just don't breathe in thorugh the nose and take it for the team!!!

don't even beat around teh bush, just make contact and make the pass... you'll be good to go!
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 03:37 PM
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must...........stay.........away..........from.... ......NJ................girls
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by UNCTYPE-S
must...........stay.........away..........from.... ......NJ................girls

I'd suggest staying away from NJ all together, but that is just a thought (:

I remember saying that kissing a smoker was like licking the bottom of an ashtray, I made that comment when I was out with someone last night that smokes. She at least took the gum I offered her.
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by UNCTYPE-S
must...........stay.........away..........from.... ......NJ................girls
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by UNCTYPE-S
must...........stay.........away..........from.... ......NJ................girls
They're New York girls.
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 10:26 PM
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Yeah stay away from those bitches suffering from halitosis, not attractive on anyone.
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Old Aug 18, 2004 | 10:33 PM
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I gots bad breath but handle my business by chewing lots of gum and brushing my teeth more often. fortunately I have a wife that tells me when its kickin' although I am usually aware of it.

"God Mullet, did you brush your teeth with dogshit?"
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Old Aug 19, 2004 | 11:43 PM
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Hmm at least bad breath is kinda fixable. It's when they don't pass the finger test that keeps me away.
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Old Aug 20, 2004 | 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by UNCTYPE-S
must...........stay.........away..........from.... ......NJ................girls
:nj:
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Old Aug 20, 2004 | 09:37 PM
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wahahah that nj smiley is priceless

:nj: im moving to nj
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Old Aug 20, 2004 | 10:09 PM
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Hmm at least bad breath is kinda fixable. It's when they don't pass the finger test that keeps me away.
you insert your finger in pussy, then sniff for crotch-rot? boy! your a braver man than me!
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Old Aug 25, 2004 | 10:49 PM
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yea i'm not sure what it is with girls and bad breath. I've made out with two girls that both tasted like cooler ranch doritos
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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 02:54 PM
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"then sniff for crotch-rot" - LOLOLOLROFL never heard that one before.. crotch-rot.. haha i love it.

cmon now bad breath is not that bad....

bad breath = simple fix.. MINT gum or pocket packs.

looks / body = harder fix .. unless you do it with the lights off.. lol
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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 03:48 PM
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lol, it is a simple fix... offer her some gum... she'll probably take it
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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 03:51 PM
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I used to date this gorgeous girl that was older than me....she looked like Stacy Kiebler....

Is she related to those little guys on the commercials that live in the tree and make cookies?
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Old Aug 26, 2004 | 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by KissMy_Type_S
Is she related to those little guys on the commercials that live in the tree and make cookies?
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Old Sep 13, 2004 | 03:59 PM
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I had some chicks like that.
I just offer a gum if she rufuses I say "Just take it"
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Old Sep 28, 2004 | 03:04 PM
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Every time you brush your teeth, brush your tongue as far back as you can without barfing. nasty beasts living back there that cause godzilla breath. leave toothbrushes all over for her to notice. in her car, in her cereal bowl, etc......
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