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Old Jul 9, 2008 | 05:17 PM
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What are your terms for sex?

When you are talking to your friends and you talk about sex what do you say?

Do you keep it old school and say "Why yes we did have sex."

My terms are as follows...
I Smashed/I am going to Smash/I want to smash that soooooo bad!
I gave her the beef wellington

My friend I usually tell this too is a female and she calls me oddly crass for someone who had a corny work voicemail (when I am at work I sound like a black weather man).
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Old Jul 9, 2008 | 05:35 PM
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Bang tango or hide the salami (hey I'm Italian whadda want?)
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Old Jul 9, 2008 | 05:41 PM
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Hit that, rail the shit outta that, beat that, smash, i'd PITA, and a few others
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Old Jul 9, 2008 | 05:49 PM
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blaze that
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Old Jul 9, 2008 | 06:07 PM
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just sleep. like i slept with her
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Old Jul 9, 2008 | 06:12 PM
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Old Jul 9, 2008 | 07:31 PM
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My greatest hits:

1) I waxed dat ass like Raindance!

2) I got up in dem guts sum'n vicious!

3) I smashed and thrashed that ass!

4) I got medieval on dat ass!

5) I stirred it like coffee!

6) I fired off one or two barrels in dat ass!

7) I broke her ass off real decent!

And another one of my fave sayings about sex:

My boy: You know shorty don't give head right?
Me: Man, I don't sweat nothing a broad say before I drill her ass.
My boy: Oh yeah, why not?
Me: Because it's a prediction.
My Boy: A prediction? Why you say that?
Me: Pre-dick-tion...what they say BEFORE I slap the dick on 'em! Ya feel me? Let it marinate!
My boy: (dying laughing)

I say a lot of shit, but that's my main shit right there dawggg!!!!
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Old Jul 9, 2008 | 08:57 PM
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I stuffed her.
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 02:11 AM
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Pretty much what everyone else has listed: fucked, slept, hit it, tapped it, tore it up, put it in the ass, banged, sex,
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 04:24 AM
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Whacked it.....
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 07:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Whacked it.....




a female silly
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Whacked it.....









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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 08:27 AM
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hit it, rip and dip, sleep, crush, fuck or w/e else comes up at the time.
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by RMATIC09


a female silly
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 12:24 PM
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I fucked her, I had sex with her, we were together (when talking around female friends who think sex is gross and are offended by everything related to sex. well not really friends cuz I cant be with friends with ppl like that but ppl I know)
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 12:26 PM
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"The chloroform has kicked in."
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 12:40 PM
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
"The chloroform has kicked in."
worked well for me....
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
"The chloroform has kicked in."


Mine are: beat & smashed

Sometimes I used "make love" with the wifey, but only in a joking way
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 02:00 PM
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hit it, tapped it, smashed it, fucked it. pretty basic terminology everyone is familiar with.
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 03:06 PM
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pounded the vagine
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 11:53 PM
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porked
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Old Jul 11, 2008 | 12:35 AM
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my friends recently starting using "smashed" too.
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Old Jul 11, 2008 | 02:31 AM
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when I'm talking to a guy I know really well:

"I fucked her"


when I'm talking to a... perhaps a more mature person, like a client:

"we were intimate"


when I'm talking to a female friend:

"...so you guys hooked up?"


the only problem with talking to girls and using the term "hook up" is that they usually have different definitions of hooking up... To some girls hooking up means sex, some girls it means making out, and then some girls it can mean anything in between... Depending on how well I know them... I may or may not ask for details.
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Old Jul 11, 2008 | 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by mattg
pounded the vagine
How does a (presumably) heterosexual man get to the ripe age of 32 without being able to spell "vagina" properly no matter how impaired his cognitive functions may be?
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Old Jul 11, 2008 | 01:44 PM
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ever seen Borat?
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Old Jul 11, 2008 | 02:46 PM
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ever seen Borat?
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Old Jul 13, 2008 | 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
"The chloroform has kicked in or the GBH."
/Fixed
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Old Jul 13, 2008 | 12:16 PM
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"Did you poke her?" where 'poke her' is pronounced as one word: 'poker.'
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Old Jul 13, 2008 | 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by goose25
/Fixed
Nope. I'm old school.
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 09:39 AM
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 11:25 AM
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hmm..i dont think i have ever told my friends who i have fucked...
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 02:56 PM
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smash, fuck, cutt, beat, and my all time 808 fav = poke squid
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 02:59 PM
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Tear it up, hit that shit, get up in the guts
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 04:59 PM
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I call it boinking
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Old Jul 14, 2008 | 05:51 PM
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"Put her sideways"
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Audioserf
Plowed

my friend alway says "I plowed it like a snowy road"
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Rodney
my friend alway says "I plowed it like a snowy road"
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Old Jul 18, 2008 | 01:53 PM
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stuff it like a thanksgiving turkey
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Old Jul 20, 2008 | 05:23 PM
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Round my parts we say:

"drilled", "layin pipe", "smashed", "beat" as in....did you beat yet?(that sounds too much like masterbatin...I havent said that since high school) lol

For oral sex we say: "dome", "head", "brain"...ect.

Just thought I'd throw that in there for kicks.



Yo darksome....your dialogue had me rollin man! That was classic! LMAO! I just might have to use that.
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