What happens when we assume...
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Great. Now he's loose.
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From: Lancaster, PA
What happens when we assume...
We humans are so funny!
Since there has been a bit of a buzz with the horny dogs, and even some friendly curiosity, I figured I'd introduce myself properly.
I have mentioned that I am gay, but I have also mentioned that I have been with men. That technically makes me bi. I have kids. Three of them. They're the loves of my life. I've been a homemaker, and I've spun wrenches on race bikes for years (don't do it anymore). I've modeled and run loading docks. I can even operate a forklift. Get the picture?
Here's the funny part, many of you have chatted with me in the last week, but no one has asked me how I got here. Actually, it was my partner who referred me.
Here's the funnier part. Only once did I mention that my current partner was female. After that there was a lot of assuming. Actually, he's very, very male. As a matter of fact, you may know him.
Hey Babe.
I'm not his wife, just his toy, and my "homo" is having a real good time.
Hope the moderators aren't too mad at me, or him.
Oh, and whiskers, if you want a less dressed picture, just look hard. You already have one. My tattooed butt. It's a naked fairy.
I hope at least some of you are laughing. If not, find me on a nude beach and take it up with me there.
AAAAHHHH, it's good to come out of the closet.
Since there has been a bit of a buzz with the horny dogs, and even some friendly curiosity, I figured I'd introduce myself properly.
I have mentioned that I am gay, but I have also mentioned that I have been with men. That technically makes me bi. I have kids. Three of them. They're the loves of my life. I've been a homemaker, and I've spun wrenches on race bikes for years (don't do it anymore). I've modeled and run loading docks. I can even operate a forklift. Get the picture?
Here's the funny part, many of you have chatted with me in the last week, but no one has asked me how I got here. Actually, it was my partner who referred me.
Here's the funnier part. Only once did I mention that my current partner was female. After that there was a lot of assuming. Actually, he's very, very male. As a matter of fact, you may know him.
Hey Babe.
I'm not his wife, just his toy, and my "homo" is having a real good time.
Hope the moderators aren't too mad at me, or him.
Oh, and whiskers, if you want a less dressed picture, just look hard. You already have one. My tattooed butt. It's a naked fairy.
I hope at least some of you are laughing. If not, find me on a nude beach and take it up with me there.
AAAAHHHH, it's good to come out of the closet.
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Originally Posted by godfather2
good luck with whatever it is that you're trying to do or with whatever message you're trying to get across 
Anyways, welcome abroad.
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Originally Posted by gypsygirl
We humans are so funny!
Here's the funnier part. Only once did I mention that my current partner was female. After that there was a lot of assuming. Actually, he's very, very male. As a matter of fact, you may know him.
Here's the funnier part. Only once did I mention that my current partner was female. After that there was a lot of assuming. Actually, he's very, very male. As a matter of fact, you may know him.
Helwo
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Originally Posted by gypsygirl
I guess ya' never know. The "homo" reference was for darksom1. No swingers here.
Here's the funnier part. Only once did I mention that my current partner was female. After that there was a lot of assuming. Actually, he's very, very male. As a matter of fact, you may know him.
Soooo...darksom1 was a chick, and is now a dude?????
Swift 3 B-A-N-G-E-R
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From: Salinas, CA ~to~ Yuma, AZ
Originally Posted by ankur914
Soooo...darksom1 was a chick, and is now a dude?????
that explains a lot... 
Either way... Welcome to the forum gypsygirl
... Hope you enjoy your stay amongst all the 
's... Acurazine doesn't have a sexual preference requirement (or does it 
mods)...Either way have fun... hope you've enjoy; have enjoyed, your stay... 
Secret Agent
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From: N Va
Damn you people can be difficult.
She can't email the pic of her tatoo because she doesn't have it ( the picture ) nor did she post it. She obviously does have the tatoo.
I took the picture and I posted it. And she knew about it.
Get it now?
And nobody knows who or what darksom1 is.
She can't email the pic of her tatoo because she doesn't have it ( the picture ) nor did she post it. She obviously does have the tatoo.
I took the picture and I posted it. And she knew about it.
Get it now?
And nobody knows who or what darksom1 is.
Last edited by Shalooby; Apr 25, 2008 at 03:13 PM.
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Great. Now he's loose.
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From: Lancaster, PA
Some of you guys are a bit dim. I lied once, only once, and that was to say my current interest was female. The rest was honest. You guys took it from there.
As to why? Just wanted to meet all you nice people without prejudice. He has spoken about some of you.
Awfully funny that it needs so much explanation.
Nice to meet you.
As to why? Just wanted to meet all you nice people without prejudice. He has spoken about some of you.
Awfully funny that it needs so much explanation.
Nice to meet you.
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Originally Posted by gypsygirl
As to why? Just wanted to meet all you nice people without prejudice. He has spoken about some of you.
Awfully funny that it needs so much explanation.
Awfully funny that it needs so much explanation.
Welcome!
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
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From: Germantown, MD
Originally Posted by gypsygirl
I guess ya' never know. The "homo" reference was for darksom1. No swingers here.
Now I know why your guy was referencing you. Is it ok if I tell you that I didn't respond to it differently because we had no beef? Anyway, I thought you were cool in the way you expressed yourself. I'm confident as hell so I love it when I see it in a woman. Do you! Welcome aboard queen!
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From: District of Corruption
Originally Posted by Shalooby
I wanted to bring her to the last one. I hope she'll come to the next. Speaking of which.........
I love how I remind everyone about the dinner meetings..
Originally Posted by EuRTSX
So.. are we (wndrlst, jupitersolo and I) going to meet you and Looby at our next dinner meet? 
