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Old 11-09-2005, 12:50 PM
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What do you call it during sex?

I had a girl that insisted on calling my junk a "dick" during sex. It sounded weird - "God I want to suck your dick.", etc.

For some reason, "cock" is the only word that seems to work during sex.
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Old 11-09-2005, 12:54 PM
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Old 11-09-2005, 01:01 PM
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And I'm still not sure what to call a girl's bummy during sex.

Pussy sounds gay, twat is what you call your sister, and girls hate the word cunt.

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Originally Posted by wstevens
And I'm still not sure what to call a girl's bummy during sex.

Pussy sounds gay, twat is what you call your sister, and girls hate the word cunt.

"Cooter"
Old 11-09-2005, 01:03 PM
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I've gotten "dick" several times....."Cock" is just so pron sounding it makes ur mind wonder a little more. Which can be a great thing
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i callit her 'box'
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Originally Posted by leolebo28
I've gotten "dick" several times....."Cock" is just so pron sounding it makes ur mind wonder a little more. Which can be a great thing
I think "dick" sucks. I don't think "cock" is pron sounding at all.

Same gf was trying to talk dirty to me over the phone and called it a "wang".
Old 11-09-2005, 01:08 PM
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I call hers a pussy she calls mine Mr Levingsworth

But yeah, pussy and dick are basically the only things we say. Cock sounds like more of a joke, like suck my Cawk. I dunno i can't picture my girl saying Cawk. I only hear it from you guys and I dont want to think of Azine while sexing.

So what do you call it Wstevens? When your wife calls your cash a prizes something do you freeze up when it's time for you to say what she has?
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Originally Posted by wstevens
I think "dick" sucks. I don't think "cock" is pron sounding at all.

Same gf was trying to talk dirty to me over the phone and called it a "wang".
thats just wrong...if i'm having sex with a chick and she says "oh yea give me that wang" i would probably spit all over her from laughing so hard and yes my "wang" would probably go limp
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Originally Posted by JesusJuice
So what do you call it Wstevens? When your wife calls your cash a prizes something do you freeze up when it's time for you to say what she has?

I've been known to say, "Imma fuck you 'down there' " from time to time.
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Originally Posted by dom
"it"

How does your wife refer to her vagina? Does she call that "it" too?
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Originally Posted by wstevens
I had a girl that insisted on calling my junk a "dick" during sex. It sounded weird - "God I want to suck your dick.", etc...
I don't think that sounds weird at all.

I guess I'm easy to please.
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I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
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Originally Posted by pebecl97
Meat



I called it my "meat" once, for comic effect.
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i call it her poonani as well
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Originally Posted by pebecl97
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Done that before and gf laughed at me for a week
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Originally Posted by wstevens
How does your wife refer to her vagina? Does she call that "it" too?

Bethany

No, its never an issue since there's never a need. Unfortunately she doesn't yell out "Lick my cunt" or "Fuck that pussy"
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Originally Posted by dom
Bethany

No, its never an issue since there's never a need. Unfortunately she doesn't yell out "Lick my cunt" or "Fuck that pussy"

My wife used to say shit like that. Very rarely since we've been married.
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Originally Posted by wstevens
My wife used to say shit like that. Very rarely since we've been married.
I had to tell my girl to stop doing that shit. Whenever she would yell out some freaky shit it would make my climax in like a second. I dunno whenever they sound like nymphos it drives me nuts.
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Originally Posted by dom
"Fuck that pussy"
The ex yelled that one time and I completely stopped:

Her - "What? Whats wrong?"
Me - "That is the coolest thing you have ever said to me"
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Originally Posted by JesusJuice
I had to tell my girl to stop doing that shit. Whenever she would yell out some freaky shit it would make my climax in like a second. I dunno whenever they sound like nymphos it drives me nuts.
I don't think girls understand that saying things like that will pretty much end the sex right there if the guy isn't used to hearing it.

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Used to drive me crazy when she used the word "cunt". That word sounds so dirty during sex that it does cause instant nutting.
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I call hers the "black hole" and she refers to mine as "the starship enterprise". It makes a whole lot more sense when you understand that we usually role play dressed up as star trek characters. I have this vulcan costume and she dresses up like a tribble and things get crazy.
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
I call hers the "black hole" and she refers to mine as "the starship enterprise". It makes a whole lot more sense when you understand that we usually role play dressed up as star trek characters. I have this vulcan costume and she dresses up like a tribble and things get crazy.

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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
and she refers to mine as "the starship enterprise".

Better than the S.S Minnow.
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
I call hers the "black hole" and she refers to mine as "the starship enterprise". It makes a whole lot more sense when you understand that we usually role play dressed up as star trek characters. I have this vulcan costume and she dresses up like a tribble and things get crazy.
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Originally Posted by dom
Better than the S.S Minnow.

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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
I call hers the "black hole" and she refers to mine as "the starship enterprise". It makes a whole lot more sense when you understand that we usually role play dressed up as star trek characters. I have this vulcan costume and she dresses up like a tribble and things get crazy.


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You should see it when we have Star Wars Night when she just lays naked on the couch as Jabba the Slut and makes me stick my "frog" into her repeatedly.
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Originally Posted by cob3683

My costume is similar to that, but it's crotchless. And very, very stained.
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Originally Posted by wstevens
, and girls hate the word cunt.

i like cunt better then pussy
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Originally Posted by Michiraces2much
i like cunt better then pussy

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how you 'doin?
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Originally Posted by Michiraces2much
i like cunt better then pussy
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