What do you call it during sex?
how you 'doin?
11-09-2005 | 02:16 PM
#43
Crabcakes and Football!!!
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From: Everywhere on the East Coast
Originally Posted by Count Dracura
at your avatar. Beaker Lisa 
I never understood why cunt was so bad... still better than snatch.
Anyway, I actually enjoy the word cunt. In fact, I screamed it at some guy on my way to work. I used to hate the word twat but now i say it all the time, thanks to Dane Cook (ie: "Get the jelly TWAT!!!!!")
11-09-2005 | 02:17 PM
#44
Crabcakes and Football!!!
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From: Everywhere on the East Coast
Originally Posted by Count Dracura
... still better than snatch.
11-09-2005 | 02:18 PM
#45
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i'm not sure how this started but my GF calls it "darth vader" ... apparently my head is similar to size and structure (not color) to his head. but we're not even fans of star wars so it's kinda strange. but whenever i'm feeling frisky, i hum the darth vader theme song and she knows EXACTLY what i'm after: her bald chewbacca.
11-09-2005 | 02:21 PM
#47
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From: SF
Originally Posted by Michiraces2much
lol i looooooveeeee Beaker!!
Anyway, I actually enjoy the word cunt. In fact, I screamed it at some guy on my way to work. I used to hate the word twat but now i say it all the time, thanks to Dane Cook (ie: "Get the jelly TWAT!!!!!")
Anyway, I actually enjoy the word cunt. In fact, I screamed it at some guy on my way to work. I used to hate the word twat but now i say it all the time, thanks to Dane Cook (ie: "Get the jelly TWAT!!!!!")
"I don't even care. I don't even like jelly.""hey man, i know what you're saying about the jelly, tell that Twat to go get you some jelly."
best comedy cds in years.
I'm also very happy that the word "douche" and all it's uses are back in action.
11-09-2005 | 02:22 PM
#48
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Interesting. Interesting.
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From: NorCal
Originally Posted by PillsburyChoboy
i'm not sure how this started but my GF calls it "darth vader" ... apparently my head is similar to size and structure (not color) to his head. but we're not even fans of star wars so it's kinda strange. but whenever i'm feeling frisky, i hum the darth vader theme song and she knows EXACTLY what i'm after: her bald chewbacca.
11-09-2005 | 02:29 PM
#49
Crabcakes and Football!!!
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From: Everywhere on the East Coast
Originally Posted by Count Dracura
I'm also very happy that the word "douche" and all it's uses are back in action.
11-09-2005 | 03:13 PM
#53
Originally Posted by wstevens
If only we were both single, I would ask you to meet me down here in Alexandria for sex.
I've seen pics of your wife. I'll send it to you on Fanball so it's sneaky-sneaky like.
Chris Brown for T.J. Duckett?
11-09-2005 | 06:29 PM
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From: Better Neighborhood, Arizona
Originally Posted by Always Dirty
I call hers the "black hole" and she refers to mine as "the starship enterprise". It makes a whole lot more sense when you understand that we usually role play dressed up as star trek characters. I have this vulcan costume and she dresses up like a tribble and things get crazy.
11-09-2005 | 11:48 PM
#62
So, um, I got laid tonight and I don't think she called hers or mine anything and I can't remember calling hers or mine anything either.
I'm pissed too because I wanted to come up with something real original like "OMG your damp Kleenex box feels so good on my Washington monument"
I'm pissed too because I wanted to come up with something real original like "OMG your damp Kleenex box feels so good on my Washington monument"
11-10-2005 | 01:12 AM
#63
Burn some dust here
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From: Atlanta
Originally Posted by mrsteve
So, um, I got laid tonight and I don't think she called hers or mine anything and I can't remember calling hers or mine anything either.
I'm pissed too because I wanted to come up with something real original like "OMG your damp Kleenex box feels so good on my Washington monument"
I'm pissed too because I wanted to come up with something real original like "OMG your damp Kleenex box feels so good on my Washington monument"
I'm storming your castle on my steed my lady
11-10-2005 | 09:04 AM
#67
how handsome I am
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From: Miami, FL
Originally Posted by Always Dirty
I call hers the "black hole" and she refers to mine as "the starship enterprise". It makes a whole lot more sense when you understand that we usually role play dressed up as star trek characters. I have this vulcan costume and she dresses up like a tribble and things get crazy.
11-10-2005 | 04:34 PM
#73
Originally Posted by Ken1997TL
Well we talked last night...
Apparently its called "joystick"
And my balls are "start" and "reset"
I shit you not.
Apparently its called "joystick"
And my balls are "start" and "reset"
I shit you not.
11-10-2005 | 04:54 PM
#74
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Interesting. Interesting.
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From: NorCal
Originally Posted by Ken1997TL
Well we talked last night...
Apparently its called "joystick"
And my balls are "start" and "reset"
I shit you not.
Apparently its called "joystick"
And my balls are "start" and "reset"
I shit you not.
Interesting.
.So, after you nut, do you find she keeps hitting the "reset" ball?
11-10-2005 | 07:31 PM
#76
Originally Posted by wstevens
Interesting. .
So, after you nut, do you find she keeps hitting the "reset" ball?
.So, after you nut, do you find she keeps hitting the "reset" ball?
No but I bet if he freezes up she pulls it out, blows on it, and sticks it back in. Sorta like the original Nintendo cartridges.
