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Old 08-20-2004 | 11:58 AM
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Tips for being a better kisser

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anyone have tips for being a better kisser? i dont think im da worst but theres always room for improvement.
Old 08-20-2004 | 12:44 PM
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For guys- watch how they do it on tv, and don't do that. No face grabbing especially, that's a sure sign of a homo pretending to be straight.
Old 08-20-2004 | 01:25 PM
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For guys- watch how they do it on tv, and don't do that. No face grabbing especially, that's a sure sign of a homo pretending to be straight.

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Old 08-20-2004 | 01:30 PM
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I think you have it or you don't. You probably need a female to give you a hands-on lesson.
Old 08-20-2004 | 01:36 PM
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Stick your tongue under her tongue and fiddle with that flap of skin down there. Chicks dig that. Blow some hot breath out into her mouth while you do this and you are golden
Old 08-20-2004 | 01:39 PM
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Grab her by the back of the head and try to blow as much air as you can into her - then suck it all back out. With any luck, and if she survives without going to the hospital with a ruptured lung, she'll avoid kissing in the future and go straight to the BJs.
Old 08-20-2004 | 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Grab her by the back of the head and try to blow as much air as you can into her - then suck it all back out.
damn dude you ain't inflating a balloon...
Old 08-20-2004 | 01:52 PM
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In all seriousness, make sure you have minty clean breath. Open your mouth wide and move the tongue back and forth. I was with one girl who stuck her tongue out as far as she could and just left it there. I turned her over to her back and showed her how it should be done.
Old 08-20-2004 | 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Grab her by the back of the head and try to blow as much air as you can into her

thats my signature move! from a similar thread a few months back...

Originally Posted by BEETROOT
I like to put my mouth around a girls nose and then blow really hard


I call it the 'inflator'


you could give that a shot.
Old 08-20-2004 | 01:57 PM
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I need to figure out some sort of 'deflator' move - not for the air in her, for the fat.
Old 08-20-2004 | 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Batin Dean
In all seriousness, make sure you have minty clean breath. Open your mouth wide and move the tongue back and forth. I was with one girl who stuck her tongue out as far as she could and just left it there. I turned her over to her back and showed her how it should be done.

Eh, watch the open your mouth wide thing, girls mouths are smaller than ours. When you open your mouth wide she feels like you trying to swallow her and you end up leaving slobber all over her top lip.

My advice is don't go straight for the tongue, take a few pecks of the lips first to get a feel for how big her mouth is. Kiss on the bottom lip a bit, while slowly gently nudging her lips open with your lips, then when she opens her mouth match it in size and use your tongue and run it gently across her lip and her tongue (if she's giving you tongue at this point). make it slow, make it sensual, a little wet but not slobberific. Pull away look at her like she is the sexiest woman in the world and repeat.

Do this a few times and she'll beg to rip her panties off with your teeth.
Old 08-20-2004 | 03:21 PM
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Damn, is it getting hot in this thread or is it me?
Old 08-20-2004 | 03:33 PM
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Damn, is it getting hot in this thread or is it me?

i think it's just you! =) :gheyfight:





[ i just thought this was a bomb ass smiley]


AND the gheyfight!!! hahahahah i <3 smileys!
Old 08-20-2004 | 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Waddy
My advice is don't go straight for the tongue, take a few pecks of the lips first to get a feel for how big her mouth is. Kiss on the bottom lip a bit, while slowly gently nudging her lips open with your lips, then when she opens her mouth match it in size and use your tongue and run it gently across her lip and her tongue (if she's giving you tongue at this point). make it slow, make it sensual, a little wet but not slobberific. Pull away look at her like she is the sexiest woman in the world and repeat.

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Kiss gently and slowly first, with a bit of nibble on the lower lip now and then. As Waddy said, take your time to make her feel that the kiss is sensual and not just sexual. French kisses should come in only much, much later... when you feel her starting to relax and melt in your arms.
Old 08-20-2004 | 05:05 PM
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Kiss gently and slowly first, with a bit of nibble on the lower lip now and then. As Waddy said, take your time to make her feel that the kiss is sensual and not just sexual. French kisses should come in only much, much later... when you feel her starting to relax and melt in your arms.
I don't know about that. My ladies have all loved my kisses and I French right off the bat.
Old 08-20-2004 | 05:35 PM
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I don't know about that. My ladies have all loved my kisses and I French right off the bat.
That's the key really, everybody has a different style and if you're not getting complaints then there's no reason to change it.
Old 08-20-2004 | 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Waddy
Eh, watch the open your mouth wide thing, girls mouths are smaller than ours. When you open your mouth wide she feels like you trying to swallow her and you end up leaving slobber all over her top lip.

My advice is don't go straight for the tongue, take a few pecks of the lips first to get a feel for how big her mouth is. Kiss on the bottom lip a bit, while slowly gently nudging her lips open with your lips, then when she opens her mouth match it in size and use your tongue and run it gently across her lip and her tongue (if she's giving you tongue at this point). make it slow, make it sensual, a little wet but not slobberific. Pull away look at her like she is the sexiest woman in the world and repeat.

Do this a few times and she'll beg to rip her panties off with your teeth.
Hi my name is Rachael.
Old 08-20-2004 | 08:48 PM
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Old 08-21-2004 | 12:29 AM
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Old 08-21-2004 | 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by sasha
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Kiss gently and slowly first, with a bit of nibble on the lower lip now and then. As Waddy said, take your time to make her feel that the kiss is sensual and not just sexual. French kisses should come in only much, much later... when you feel her starting to relax and melt in your arms.

then what the hell is the diff between the kiss he describes as suppossed to the french kiss? isnt a french kiss just with tongue? or whats the deal?
Old 08-21-2004 | 02:22 AM
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then what the hell is the diff between the kiss he describes as suppossed to the french kiss? isnt a french kiss just with tongue? or whats the deal?
Yes, french kiss is with tongue. What I mean is, i think it's better to kiss without the tongue first. Just plunge in later
Old 08-21-2004 | 09:35 PM
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Ok man if you wanna be the MAC of the tounge you gotta get aggresive. When I say that I mean gettin all over her face licking up her nose and forehead you got to get that shit messy any time you're with her even when it's just a casual goodbuy kiss. You just gotta be like alright I'll see you later Blahhhh Rawwwwwllll. You'll have her legs on your shoulders in no time.
Old 08-21-2004 | 09:40 PM
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i find licking the side of there face works very well
Old 08-21-2004 | 09:40 PM
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Hi my name is Rachael.
classic!
Old 08-22-2004 | 12:36 AM
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hahahah

Serioulsy, when you are leaning in for a kiss...the small of their back and their hips are the places you want your hands.
Old 08-22-2004 | 12:39 AM
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then what the hell is the diff between the kiss he describes as suppossed to the french kiss? isnt a french kiss just with tongue? or whats the deal?
French kissing is the step between "I really like you" kissing and I am going to grab your boob. If you haven't had free reign of a girls mouth when kissing then touching her other places might be thin ice.
Old 08-22-2004 | 12:59 AM
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You know the best way to kiss a girl. Just unzipp and pop it in her mouth.
Old 08-22-2004 | 05:25 AM
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ive heard that licking or gently biting the upper lip and sticking ur tongue under it turns em wild...somehow, its suppossed to relate to the clit...not sure if its true or not but it sure as hell gets me in the sack every time.,
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You know the best way to kiss a girl. Just unzipp and pop it in her mouth.
brilliant
Old 08-22-2004 | 10:55 AM
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Old 08-22-2004 | 02:08 PM
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i think either u have it or you dont is true....

for me the kiss seals the deal...if you can kiss great you def have a good chance of hookin up

kiss her passionately and make out until you get dizzy and your lips go numb..its a great feeling


btw lay her on the couch, bed, or whatever and grind your gear between her legs....that wil heat things up!
Old 08-22-2004 | 02:16 PM
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start by licking her face, then kiss


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Old 08-23-2004 | 02:07 PM
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whatever you do DON"T get the area surrounding the lips wet. that is SO gross. it's like.. hang on, you spat on me, i have to wipe off. keep the saliva IN the mouth.

and make sure your tongue movements flow. i once dated a guy who kissed like he was eating pussy. it was very mechanical. not good. basically "massage" the other person's tongue with yours.
Old 08-23-2004 | 02:13 PM
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Another good tip is to have a piece of chewed up food in your mouth, hidden under your tongue. When it starts getting all hot and french pop out the chewed up steak/twinkie/etc. and slowly massage it into her gums with your tongue. I think I will call this move The Baby Bird.
Old 08-23-2004 | 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Another good tip is to have a piece of chewed up food in your mouth, hidden under your tongue. When it starts getting all hot and french pop out the chewed up steak/twinkie/etc. and slowly massage it into her gums with your tongue. I think I will call this move The Baby Bird.
I get a good response with that! Except I trying picking her teeth with my tongue. Sometimes you can find good chucks!!!!
Old 08-23-2004 | 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Another good tip is to have a piece of chewed up food in your mouth, hidden under your tongue. When it starts getting all hot and french pop out the chewed up steak/twinkie/etc. and slowly massage it into her gums with your tongue. I think I will call this move The Baby Bird.



holy shit man. this might be your best post ever.

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I get a good response with that! Except I trying picking her teeth with my tongue. Sometimes you can find good chucks!!!!
I found a whole starburst and half a kernel of popcorn in the back of my girl's mouth once when we were making out in the movie theater. I had to stop kissing her and say grace before I went back at it.
Old 08-23-2004 | 03:36 PM
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I found a whole starburst and half a kernel of popcorn in the back of my girl's mouth once when we were making out in the movie theater. I had to stop kissing her and say grace before I went back at it.
Ummmm Umm Taco Bell. Whoever claims it gets it. If I'm still hungry after my meal I try and get my tongue as far as I can down my girl's throat so she regurgitates zesty leftovers of a grilled stuffed burrito.
Old 08-23-2004 | 03:47 PM
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It's not "claimed" in my circles until it is into the large intestine.
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
I found a whole starburst and half a kernel of popcorn in the back of my girl's mouth once when we were making out in the movie theater. I had to stop kissing her and say grace before I went back at it.
lucky bastard.....the only thing I found in my girls teeth is pussy hair


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