I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks that threesomes almost always end up badly. Someone always ends up feeling left out. It seems like 2 of the three always "pair up" and leave one person out. I mean besides the STD danger, I wouldn't want to do a threesome because someone would get hurt in the end, especially if I was dating.

 

Where is Ashburners old thread on his 3-some....that is one of the all time AZ classics.

 

FFM has always been a dream of mine

 

People who've done it in reality don't usually say that afterwards.

 

if you feel left out during a 3some, you're not doing it right.

 

FFM gets boring.

 

Would you rather MMF?

or watch FFF?

A buddy of mine was in a threesome with me a long time ago (3 yrs ago), and it made things weird for us. When someone ends their relationship to get with you, and you turn them down, things get bad. I suppose a 3 some would have been okay if all three parties were single.

 

MMF is a lot more fun IMO. I'm not into the homoerotic stuff, but if you're comfortable enough, it's def the way to go.

 

With 2 acquaintances perhaps, but I wouldn't do it with a boyfriend.

 

Oh, so like getting into the DP and stuff. I hear some girls really fantasize about DP.

 

this part is key.

 

it's just that women have 3 holes which can be filled. so, with FFM, you've got 6 holes and 1 penis. Whereas with MMF it's more balanced out.

 

Hehe I get it. So technically if she's into the gang up thing, you could even go MMMF and have her filled up all three ways at once!

 

ffm looks good on paper...but i won't be testdriving it in real life.

 

i think MMMF is a little too far into your territory youngTL

 

ooops

 

The wobbly H

But no positions that include my schwanz and gonads rubbing, touching, or coming into contact with the other dude.

 

I've done FFM, worked out great, but that may be because it was just both girls sucking me off, no actual fucking went on.

I highly recommend it

 

I had a 3-some a few years back with a homegirl and this one guy that we both liked. We pretty much just used the guy for his penis and then eventually stopped talking to him. Things got way too complex... especially when my other best friend tried to hump him too later down the line when I was still booty calling him! Talk about drama!

This guy so wasn't deserving of the 3-some, but his penis was there for the borrowing!

 

FFM MMF MMMF FFFM ASD:LKFJKFJIOFFFFVOWOIOIEFOISDL:FIJWMMMMOIFODintheacuraSIFILDSKFMFMMB:MBMMFMFMSLKLFIJWEFOWJO



Now let me answer my own questions...

FFM = Female + Female + Male
MMF = Male + Male + Female...
etc...

Now I think... IMO ( with the wobbly H ) FFM

I'd like to be a "seasaw" in that situation... then have them two switch... that will keep both F's happy and of course the M happy... and no one gets left out... of course though... if you are in a relationship with one of the F's or M's... the guest F or M should know that the person in the relationship is going to get a bit more of extra attention...

The only reason why the 3some would fail is if the attention was going more to the guest then to the F or M in the relationship... but the couple could both gang up on the guest and make them feel the center of attention... and take turns being in the "hot" seat...

BTW: never happened to me... probably never will...

 

Ouch! Girls I hear can get pretty catty over that sort of thing! Watch out! :troutslap

 

Shoot you're telling me! I was pissed at my best friend for trying to fuck my booty call! This was after she had told me she'd never touch anyone that I've ever touched for sense of principle.

It was super fucked up how it happened. We were all high as hell in my room. And I noticed that they were getting all "snuggly" under my blankets in MY bed. But I was too high that I ignored it and gave them the benefit of the doubt. She fesses up a few days later. And then when I confronted the guy I reemed him out and never spoke to him again. She was on my shit list for like 6 months. But I felt bad for her since I was her only friend so we're cool again now. This all had happened a few years back and all.

 

Holy S! In YOUR bed?! If anyone does it in my bed, it's game OVER!

 

Astroboy =

PsychoInDenial = Im at work and can't get too excited.

 

Yup in my bed. I was pissed, trust me! But her and I had been friends since High School, and I didn't want to end the friendship over some guy. And its not like this guy was my boyfriend or anything, just a booty call. She was single at the time and super horny, doesn't make it right, but now she has a boyfriend and I'm the single one. If she EVER does that to me again she'll definately get an ass kicking, but at this point I think she knows better. Plus she kissed my ass for months after that.. so I think we're good.

 

i've never had a single FFM fantasy...never.

but, i am subscribing to this thread.

 

Thread needs pics and maybe video.

 

maybe we can nominate (or self volunteer) some lovely AZ men and women to bring this thread to real life...for purely artistic reasons, of course.

 

Jerky, PGA and Steph???

 

actually i had a friend that did it with another couple so it was two and two. boy that didn't end pretty cause they were all high and my friend ended up chasing the girl out her house naked with a knife because her man was hittin it.

 

WOW

 

unless you are confertable with your friend to hit your girl... or your friend to hit your man... and you know your friend is confertable with it too... then its game... but if someone is selfish... ( me, couldn't do that...) then the couple thing won't work... as your friends story... "ended up chasing the girl out her house naked with a knife..."

@ Imagining that happening...

 

s...p...o...o...k...y...3...c...e PLEASE STOP THE MADNESS!


my eyes hurt.

 

I've been in a few MMF's.............awesome!!

 

I hear some girls are REALLY into it, like it's their fantasy. Has the girl ever asked you guys for the good ole DP?

 

DP = Donkey Punch?

 

Double Penetration

 

threesomes will work providing that one of the two girls involved is not your girlfriend

as for the girls in a MMF, most of the time the attention will all be focused on one place... right where the girl likes it, on her. So there's really nothing to be worried about as far as leaving someone out in that situation.

 

Meh. Never had one, can't say I really want to.

 

I am not worthy, either, but I proudly volunteer my penis for you and a female friend to borrow.