So last night was pretty beat, started drinkin wit a few of my boys and we decided we'd just go to this shady ass strip club like 10 minutes away...

Anyway, I'm broke as fuck so I'm barely throwin any money at any girls, but they were buying lapdances n shit so they were pretty busy. I get to talkin to this one stripper for probably an hour and a half..she's 24 I'm 20 - just bullshittin really. She was talking bout drugs a lotttt (apparently she trips on acid often and goes to lots of music festivals), but mostly just wanted to smoke weed. So when it was last call she told me to wait for her outside she wanted to give me her number...so I'm just having a cig outside wit my two friends and she comes out, smokes one with us and gives me her number. She goes on to tell me that she has her own place and if I get kicked out and ever need a place to stay just call her up (it had come up in conversation that I'm prolly bout to be kicked outta the house).

Basically my question is would you fuck a stripper?

 

Personally, ...but, if you're inclined to, I wouldn't go near her without doubling-up on some rubber for your dingdong.

 

I was thinking that a steady bootycall stripper would be fucking awesome, the way she claps her ass cheeks and all, but I'm not sure if that's worth gettin the clap..

 

Why not? As long as your wearing a rubber (which you should be doing with any girl you sleep with anyway) what's the harm.

 

Just make sure its over at HER house and not YOURS. Don't want to end up waking up tied to the bed with a sore bung hole and no T.V.

 

Yes I have. I would never do it again either..

It was good, but not worth the drama that followed.

 

i've sleep with a stripper and so has a bunch of my friends (not the same strippers though). it's no diff really, just ah ya, wear a rubber

 

From the way you described her, I wouldn't get involved with her.

 

She sounds quite sketchy (in addition to the stripper factor)

 

ehh.....why not.....just protect yourself......just think about it if shes telling you to come crash at her house and you haven't even known each other for more than a few hours......then shes problaly said the same thing to other random guys.....really think about.....just go in have fun and hope you don't come back with a present.....

 

how big are her boobs?

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=D

 

 

I've slept with one out in Europe, (Barcelona, Spain) to be exact. Dont ask how much it costed, but it was not worth it. But shit, if it's free, then go for it.

 

 

Maybe with a rubber, but you could be entering the high drama zone.

 

She's offering you a place to stay after knowing you for a few hours???

Do this a few times.

Then

I was going to make a separate thread about this but it was easier to hop in here...can Jack or anyone else for that matter shed some light on how much money strippers make? They seem to flaunt a lot more than they have, but I figure the owners are making most of the money on the game

 

where are the pics?!?!!??!?! blah, man people should learn already, pics first, thread second!

 

I'd have gotten tossed there in like 10 seconds if I tried to take any pictures...but if I could chill wit her sometime I'll be sure to take some.

I mean the wierd thing was that I had absolutely noo fucking money so it's not like she was trying to play into that at all. Just wrap it up n send it I guess?

Oh and as far as how much strippers make...I think it really depends on the place. I've heard that Scores girls can easily make 2-3 grand a night.

 

was this in jersey? what club?

 

Thats called a whore

On one hand, strippers aren't really any more "dirty" than anyone else, it would be the drugs that would scare me. My guess is since she strips everyone just views her as an object, and she liked that you took an interest in her life.

From what it sounds like you could get to know her first. Oh, and Condoms are far from a guarantee.

Mike

 

ahhh....... the drama of strippers. I cannot tell you how fucked up some of these girls are and I'm saying from an owner's perspective.
Most strippers are messed up in the head, however not all of them are. If you are looking for just a bootycall then it's ok. A long term/serious relationship is possible but you're going to have to work hard on it.

 

I'm with you on that one. I have been with like 3 or 4, but oh well..... Definetely wear a rubber

 

Just don't ever do it at your place and provide her with as little information about your personal life as possible (Where you live, drive, marital status) or lie altogether. The Vast majority of them are nuts/have bad drug habits that you shouldn't involve yourself with.

 

i'll F her, what's her #

 

And what strip club was this at? I just seen this was in Jersey

 

trains?

 

As two others have asked what club was this at? I'd fuck a stripper, but I wouldn't go out with one.

As other's said don't give her a lot of info on yourself, don't let her know where you live...etc.

Even though you had no money when you met her, she could just be baiting you in hopes of getting some later on. And if she sat there and talked for an hour and a half and got no money out of you...be must be a bad stripper (should have been taking money from someone who had it)

 

Playboy said that in Vegas, at a good club with a bangin chick, a stripper can make 700k a year.

 

Rules:

1. post nudes
2. post nudes of the stripper too

 

Yup! 100% agree

 

well there are alot of variables in this.....it depends on how she looks and how she works it...(i wouldn't pay for someone who looks like shit and i wouldn't pay for someone who can't work it....she needs to do/have both)......also depends on the club....(shitty club=shitty $....good club=good $)......and now a days there are clubs that the girls pay to dance at.....then they keep whatever they make......

 

Do it just be careful.

Obviously she's not after you for money... Maybe she finds you attractive. Or maybe something in her, in some screwed up psychological way, wants to mommy you and that's why she offered you a place to stay.

Is she hot?

 

^^^ She's a stripper. He probably has no idea what her face even looks like....

 

 

i mean..sometimes its hard to look past the

 

wait...so is #1 supposed to be nudes of him???

 

I dont think its a typo either

 

My gaydar just went off...and Im not gay.

 

.......he been converted...... :theghey:

 

This was at Smiles, it's a fuckin dive haha...it's right where rt. 10 hits 46

And um, she's alright looking...I guess it's the whole ass cheeks clapping thing that's got me sprung