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Old 06-21-2006, 02:51 AM
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Sorry fellas, So confused gf had drunken sex 2 (long)

Yeah, man I keep getting the shit end of the stick, my new gf told me friday....She pregnant, and she fucked up 3 weeks ago Was my reaction! Now I remember reading that story about the other dude but I really was overwhelmed when this happend to me...Maybe because of the possible baby on the way...Ive never been cheated on or atleast knew about it...with any of my gf...well basically I work nights so of course I was at work and she was drunk at a party and calls me....all she could tell me was "i miss u and I wish u were here" over and over again...well I told her to put her friend on the phone, of course telling her to bring her home...Well busy night at the hospital we had alot of babies born and I didn't get to call to check on her...Well I am in the military, she is a E-4, this guy is an E-6 leads her up stairs and well...didn't even use a condom....I couldnt help but ask why me....I was pissed, do u know what she said to me next...Walk away...WTF...I had to walk away to go cool off, I did yell a little only because she was talking fucking stupid....Well I had to get the guys name out of her...she made me...promise not to talk to her if she gives me the guys name ...turns up he's married as well....If u can fuck my girl then she was never mine in the first place...but I'll be damned if you do it while she is fucked up....Bottom line she didn't even know who she had sex with, her friends told her the next day when she woke up naked...Now I know but...my girl when she gets wasted does lose memory...I have had fun with her when she was drunk a couple times...To end the story she was talking crazy, like running and moving to another state...I don't believe in abortions but I didn't even know if this kid was mine...I recommended and payed for it...come to find out she had the appointment already for the next day....I forgive her honestly but her friends....the guy that owns the house watched her get lead up stairs by this guy...to what fuck in his house...hell naw...ain't nobody but me fucking in my house....The girl passed out and couldn't do anything...Now she ignores me and I see her acting like nothings to matter...Well I got them all back....Because the guy's house the party was at actually is married and sleeping with the passed out girl...I reported them all too the Police for Adultry..even the E-6...I said fuck it I'll be a snitch...just wait until my day comes when they lose rank....
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Old 06-21-2006, 02:55 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen...this is exactly what it is like to be enlisted in the military.

And why our military today has been going down the shitter (among other reasons.)
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Meh... Army pukes..
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Meh... Army pukes..

Pssh...aint no different for the fish...or the jarheads, etc etc etc.
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Pssh...aint no different for the fish...or the jarheads, etc etc etc.


Jarheads are the worst, though I wouldnt recommend saying that to their faces..
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Old 06-21-2006, 03:33 AM
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Jarheads are the worst, though I wouldnt recommend saying that to their faces..
They are indeed the worst...and no. I've known ever since I was a little kid that that is something you don't say in front of them.
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Yeah, man I keep getting the shit end of the stick, my new gf told me friday....She pregnant, and she fucked up 3 weeks ago Was my reaction! Now I remember reading that story about the other dude but I really was overwhelmed when this happend to me...Maybe because of the possible baby on the way...Ive never been cheated on or atleast knew about it...with any of my gf...well basically I work nights so of course I was at work and she was drunk at a party and calls me....all she could tell me was "i miss u and I wish u were here" over and over again...well I told her to put her friend on the phone, of course telling her to bring her home...Well busy night at the hospital we had alot of babies born and I didn't get to call to check on her...Well I am in the military, she is a E-4, this guy is an E-6 leads her up stairs and well...didn't even use a condom....I couldnt help but ask why me....I was pissed, do u know what she said to me next...Walk away...WTF...I had to walk away to go cool off, I did yell a little only because she was talking fucking stupid....Well I had to get the guys name out of her...she made me...promise not to talk to her if she gives me the guys name ...turns up he's married as well....If u can fuck my girl then she was never mine in the first place...but I'll be damned if you do it while she is fucked up....Bottom line she didn't even know who she had sex with, her friends told her the next day when she woke up naked...Now I know but...my girl when she gets wasted does lose memory...I have had fun with her when she was drunk a couple times...To end the story she was talking crazy, like running and moving to another state...I don't believe in abortions but I didn't even know if this kid was mine...I recommended and payed for it...come to find out she had the appointment already for the next day....I forgive her honestly but her friends....the guy that owns the house watched her get lead up stairs by this guy...to what fuck in his house...hell naw...ain't nobody but me fucking in my house....The girl passed out and couldn't do anything...Now she ignores me and I see her acting like nothings to matter...Well I got them all back....Because the guy's house the party was at actually is married and sleeping with the passed out girl...I reported them all too the Police for Adultry..even the E-6...I said fuck it I'll be a snitch...just wait until my day comes when they lose rank....
First off...ever heard of puntuation?

Second....


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All I want to know is when does Drunken Sex 3 come out?
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Old 06-21-2006, 06:43 AM
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Old 06-21-2006, 07:06 AM
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Jeebus. So many issues here.

First off... Tell her to dump her "friends" or you will leave. And for christs sake, follow through. This has more to do with her safety than trust.

Secondly... Get the dumbass on birth control. You do not want a kid tied up in her issues. Check the packet weekly and make sure shes taking them.

Thirdly... The jerk off needs to know what he did. Not sure how to handle that one, though.
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ahhh, military people. This sorta shit happens often enough. Usually happens a lot on temporary duty,deployment, or remote tours.

I say turn in the E-6, let him burn for this one.
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Old 06-21-2006, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
you should kill her



Can't understand why you'd still want to be with her.
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Old 06-21-2006, 08:34 AM
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Since you know the name of the guy, send a nice letter addressed to his wife with all the nitty gritty details. That should make his life uncomfortable for a little while.
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Originally Posted by CGTSX2004
Since you know the name of the guy, send a nice letter addressed to his wife with all the nitty gritty details. That should make his life uncomfortable for a little while.
Yeah I'd probably do that. And who cares about snitchin. The way I see it, if he rots, that's one less guy between you and the top.


Glad to see our $200 billion supports these kind of donkeys.
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Watch "Pushing Tin", take notes.
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i don't even know what i just read about...her in butt fuck the....pics here post....her curb dump
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Originally Posted by 1killercls
First off...ever heard of puntuation?

Second....


PUNTUATION RIGHT...
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Old 06-21-2006, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by CGTSX2004
Since you know the name of the guy, send a nice letter addressed to his wife with all the nitty gritty details. That should make his life uncomfortable for a little while.
THNX! THAT COMES NEXT
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Do what she said, "walk away".
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You are 23. Way too young to be in such a messed up relationship. Walk now and let her sort her own mess out. Sounds mean, but you make your own bed. Why would you want to be with a woman like this and wind up raising a child that is not yours.
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Go to Iraq and pretend the insurgent mofos all gang-banged your gf and unleash hell on them
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Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot are E-4, E-6 ???
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All I want to know is when does Drunken Sex 3 come out?
sequels are never any better than the original.
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what is it about getting cheated on that makes people stop using paragraphs?
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Man am I glad I'm not you.


But if I was you, I'd cut her the fuck loose (meaning don't even take her phone calls) and ruin the dude's life. And that means telling his wife, not just his c/o.
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Originally Posted by wipe0ut
what is it about getting cheated on that makes people stop using paragraphs?



Good point.
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Originally Posted by wipe0ut
what is it about getting cheated on that makes people stop using paragraphs?


Wow, I can honestly say that I have no idea what he typed. I read it twice, and the second time confused me even more.
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Originally Posted by The Sarlacc
They are indeed the worst...and no. I've known ever since I was a little kid that that is something you don't say in front of them.
Ahem....


lol....

E-4 and E-6 are Enlisted Ranks in the Military... Ranks go from E-1 (lowest) to E-9 (Highest) This is just enlisted, not officers.....

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Definitely tell their C/O. I don't buy her story completely, so fuck her.

Also learn to use paragraphs you illiterate fuck.
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Definitely tell their C/O. I don't buy her story completely, so fuck her.

Also learn to use paragraphs you illiterate fuck.
bitter, much?
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Was it ever clarified whose baby is on the way? That little detail has the biggest implications here...
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Old 06-21-2006, 12:10 PM
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Ahem....


lol....


I grew up army. I met plenty of people from all branches

I'm guessing you're at Quanitco.
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Was it ever clarified whose baby is on the way? That little detail has the biggest implications here...
He said he's not sure who is the father of the baby:
"I don't believe in abortions but I didn't even know if this kid was mine...I recommended and payed for it...come to find out she had the appointment already for the next day...."
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Missed the abortion part.

You should have mailed the abortion bill to the dude's house, addressed to his wife.
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Who the fuck is going to read through that. I would have cheated on you too.
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Who the fuck is going to read through that. I would have cheated on you too.
But the real question is would you let him finish inside you?
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you forgot to attach the ho pics with that fine composition
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