I was playing yahoo chess and whipping someone's ass when I started chatting with my opponent. My opponent turned out to be a female from Texas so I told her to call me on my cell. True to her word the lady from Texas calls and she starts telling me her life story. The lady went on and on about her ex husbands and how they did her wrong. What have I done? Damn, what have I done?

 

Bad move. Stalker alert.

 

She's not gonna call again unless I log into yahoo again. Guess I'm using AIM for a while.

 

But doesn't she have your cell phone number?

 

log in..could be cindy crawford

 

She does, but we agreed that she could call when we IM each other first.

 

Now why did you give her your cell again? Was the convo to interesting for IM?

 

If "Cindy Crawford" sounded any more southern, she'd be a spokesperson for rednecks.

 

It only costs a couple of bucks to have a list of numbers blocked so if things get out of hand you could always do that..

 

I kept busting her chops about her being a gay dude and she assured me she wasn't. Well, she's no gay dude, but she is a crazy lady from Texas.

 

a/s/l -- send pics, full body

 

I meant "what have I done?" as in, what did I endure for the past 2 hours? I don't think she'll call again unless I log into yahoo messenger again.

 

is she paying for your airfare so that you can go visit her? haha

 

Southern Women need loving too

 

Have her come up and meet you at the airport.

 

GreenMonster how's your driveway lookin?

 

texas eh? what city

 

Love MD = teh

 

 

holy shit!

 

Austin.

 

BD, Austin is a great town, lots of fun & young females everywhere. Give it a try.

 

 

I would never reveal my # to someone I just met on the internet...

 

TRYING TO PICK UP GIRLS ON THE INTERNET (especiall while playing chess?) = & :ghey:

 

Sure she did.

Cell phone number lookup

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strap it before you tap it

 

omg, in a yahoo CHESS chatroom?! yeah i bet she's one hell of a catch!

 

Here you go, you sick pervert.

http://img187.exs.cx/img187/3859/texas0lq.jpg

 

some lady from singapore called me

 

dayum i was just kidding.. my you chess people are short-tempered!






but that would be kinda wierd someone telling you their life story like that. :psycho:

 

hahahahahaha

*imaginery rep points given*

 

No worries, pav. You wanted to see her, there she is.

 

she looks pretty cute

 

that's too funny that she gave you the life story 1way converstation. Just screen her everytime she calls, she'll get the hint.

 

"I'm just really T.O.ed because she hasn't sent me a full body shot yet"

 

She tells me she has cute teenage daughters and that's where the real prize is.

 

Maybe she has a shrunken head on a huge body--ala Beetlejuice.

 

Excuse me while i generalize, but what did you expect? I mean this is a lady playing chess on Yahoo! and actually called.. she's desperate for some lovin'.

 

Hmm shes seems pretty ugly. Not worth the time.