A married couple go to hospital together to have their baby delivered. When they arrive, the doctor says they have just taken delivery of a new machine which transfers a portion of the mother's pain to the father.
"Would you be willing to try it out?" asks the doctor.
"Yes of course," says the husband, who is very much a Sensitive New Age Guy. As the woman goes into labor, the doctor sets the machine to 10 per cent and asks the man if it hurts.
"No, it's fine," he says. The doctor raises the setting to 20 per cent. "Still okay," says the man. The doctor gradually lifts the setting to 50 per cent. The husband says he feels fine so the doctor raises it gradually to 75 per cent.
"I can take it," says the husband. "Give me the full 100 per cent." So the doctor does, and the wife bears the baby with no pain at all. The doctor goes off to write up the case for The New England Journal of Medicine, while the couple take their baby home.
On the doorstep they find the husband's best friend dead.

 

how's your wife and my kids?

 

5/10

 

7/10

I got a nice chuckle out of it

 

This sorta kinda happened to a person I know. He is brown and his wife is white and the baby came out really white, (not that it couldn't happened). But she confessed to him later that he wasn't the father..... :

 

 

EXACTLY what i was thinking

 

6/10

 

 

hah, cracka!

 

Good one

 

7/10, I liked it

 

good one

 

Not bad, I got a chuckle out of it

 

That was better than the joke.

 

word 8/10 for pic, but still 6/10 for joke

 

pic > joke

 

^^^^definitely