hey, wanna sit on my face and make a mess??

 

wanna drink? wanna dance?

it's not what you say, it's how you say it. and you have to time it right. bump into her "accidently" and strike up a convo. walk up to her when she's not talking to anyone. and be charming.

 

would that work on a guy? i kinda like it.. lol.

 

are you asking if that like would work on a guy? all you have to say is "sex?" and thatd be good enough

 

"If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, can I come visit you in between?"


Best way to pick up a chic? Find the one in the herd (the hottest one with the lowest self esteem) with the lowest self esteem. They'll fall for anything.

 

Assuming you're good looking, just about anything will work on a guy.

 

i heard theres a party in your shoes...... why don't we invite your panties down?

 

I've got some grey goose and some red bull. wana come help me drink it and fuck?

I can knock the bottom out of a fat girl, wana see if I can do it to you?

are you as easy as you look?

I bet you can't deep throught my cock.

how many beers and what kinda pills while get me laid tonight?

I'll think of more later. btw the only one that actually worked was the red bull one and she was already pretty toasty and into me, I just threw it out there for a joke but it worked.

 

"So you're married huh? Is it a good marriage?" You'd be surprised how many unenthusiastic answers you get (like 'ehhh' or 'i dunno i guess').

You're in like sin man.

 

I had this used on me and it made me smile....

Some guy came up to me and goes, "See my friend over there? He was too shy to come up to you and tell you I thought you were cute."

 

I have an eleven in penis....soft!!!

 

you can try it on me if you ever see me at clydes or bullwinkles

but yea, it will probably work, i'm easy

 

thought of some........

quoted: if exiness was a oreo, u'd be double stuffed

some others: if you were a bicycle, i'd ride you all day

if sexiness was a department store, you'd be big lots

to masturbaters/gay: if sexiness was a gas station, you'd be 'self help'

to a girl: if you were a hair product, you'd be just for men

 

I usually go with, "I have an eleven inch penis....around!!!!"

 

 

Damn those Braces are SHARP! Wher'd you get those?

 

oohhh...i like this one!!

 

Bad advice. I've said this before, but never introduce yourself with your name or a fake name. Just say hi and go from there, if she doesn't ask your name with in 5 minutes hit the road because she's not interested in you. You save a lot of time this way.

If she wants to introduce you to the "girls", run because she's not interested in you.

As for pickup lines:

"You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day"

"Did it hurt?" She replies "what hurt?", "when you fell from heaven"

"You must be from Tennessee, cause your the only ten I see"

"Quick you've got to help me, my puppy just ran into that cheap sleazy motel, you've got to help me find him!"

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?"

 

so many curves and me with no brakes. (can also be said in spanish so that it sounds nicer. in fact had it said to me in spanish. to bad i actually knew what he was saying)

 

how do you say that in spanish?

 

we had a pick-up line competition during frosh and these were the top two:

"if i was a squirrel and you were a tree, i'd hide my nut in you"

"do you work at Subway? cause you just gave me a foot long"

the squirrel guy won.

STUPIDEST LINE EVER:

"yeah, i know, i'm kinda a big deal"