Pickup Lines?
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Or a simple smile and a "Hi" will usually do it. Wanna find out if she's single? Check out her ring finger or just say, "Your boyfriend/husband/significant other is one lucky guy/girl/thing." Then you're in like slim.
Or a simple smile and a "Hi" will usually do it. Wanna find out if she's single? Check out her ring finger or just say, "Your boyfriend/husband/significant other is one lucky guy/girl/thing." Then you're in like slim.
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Originally Posted by Acuraluvr
which pickup lines seem to work the best?
Better yet, what are the best pickup lines and what are the worst???
Better yet, what are the best pickup lines and what are the worst???
and rarely reaps rewards. Instead, try to start an intelligent conversation. Use things like, "Hey, are you friends with (friend's name that you're both friends with)" or comment about something that's going on in your immediate environment.
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The worst one I received was when I was at a Filipino Festival and some black guy tried to be cute and say "Maganda Ka" (you're beautiful) to me in Tagalog. Too bad I am not Filipino and all I could say was "huh?" My Filipino friends got a good chuckle out of it though...
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Originally Posted by PsychoInDenial
The worst one I received was when I was at a Filipino Festival and some black guy tried to be cute and say "Maganda Ka" (you're beautiful) to me in Tagalog. Too bad I am not Filipino and all I could say was "huh?" My Filipino friends got a good chuckle out of it though...
I bet "Mang Ho U Hot" would have worked like a charm with ya.
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From: Swansea, MA
Originally Posted by Time For Sleeep
Your hair smells nice.
They like that stuff, but it rarely works as an icebreaker... Hi, usually works to start things off...
Once you get working on it, comments about the hair, and "nice shoes" will get the conversation going. Of course, you'll have to listen to some lame ass story about how she bought those shoes
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Originally Posted by GreenMonster
They like that stuff, but it rarely works as an icebreaker... Hi, usually works to start things off...
Once you get working on it, comments about the hair, and "nice shoes" will get the conversation going. Of course, you'll have to listen to some lame ass story about how she bought those shoes
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Does this line work for you?
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From: Louisville, KY
Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
Doesnt for me. I say JESAL and they say... JUSTIN? That goes on for at least 4 trys.
You actually give your real name?
First mistake.
I always introduce myself as "Brad Puddington". The Brad P.....just gets them so worked up and puddinton is a royal name.
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The best defense against a bad pickup line being used on you is to ask what they drive.
Scenario (that actually happened to me): 40 year old nasty guy comes up to me in the bar and says, "I like your dancing."
I look at him and say, "What kind of car do you drive?"
Him: "A red Sunfire."
Me: "I can't respect anyone who would degrade themselves that much. Maybe I'll give you the time of day when you no longer drive one of the worst modern cars in existence. Bye."
In the event that it's a good car, if you can't find something else to pick on (like, "Why did you buy a Porsche 911? We have the worst roads in the country here!), you have to pick on how ugly they are.
Scenario (that actually happened to me): 40 year old nasty guy comes up to me in the bar and says, "I like your dancing."
I look at him and say, "What kind of car do you drive?"
Him: "A red Sunfire."
Me: "I can't respect anyone who would degrade themselves that much. Maybe I'll give you the time of day when you no longer drive one of the worst modern cars in existence. Bye."
In the event that it's a good car, if you can't find something else to pick on (like, "Why did you buy a Porsche 911? We have the worst roads in the country here!), you have to pick on how ugly they are.
