anyone seen sex drive? any line from those two stoner/wierd kids would work

 

Just say to your buddy while out at a bar that all you are looking for is a woman that will share all her thoughts and feelings with you as she eats the dinner you have cooked for her, just before you rub her feet and run her a nice warm bath. And all of this while not expecting any sex, since it will just cheapen the relationship. That works all the time.

 

thats... quite a mouthful rite thurrr.



















(thats what she said)

 

Whatever you do, just make sure you do all the talking and not the dead people in your pocket! Definitely not cool...

 

funny part is that this is true...

 

"Let's play army, i'll lay down and you blow the fuck outta me!"

"I wanna wrap your legs around my neck and wear you like a feed bag"

"Wanna go 50/50 on a rape charge?"

Fin.

 

am I doing it right?

 

"if you were an ice cream cone, id lick you"
"you must be a basketball player cause you dribble my balls"
"do you have GPS, cause im lost in your eyes"
"if i was a whistle, id let you blow me"

 

Is your name Visa? 'Cause you're everywhere I wanna be.

 

From the 2007 thread:

 

This only work with frat whores - but I walked up to a chick that I sort of knew and pulled a condom out of my pocket....

 

haha, they were talking about pick up lines on Late Night with Craig Ferguson. The muppet said, "excuse me miss, is your seat taken?"

 

hahah that is disgusting...
...yet awesome.

 

drop a sugar packet on the table: oops, you dropped your name tag

 

The last one I used that worked was "You Complete Me.". If was before Jerry McGuire came out and it worked like a charm.

 

I would love to see someone use that now with a straight face.

 

I don't use lines on women. But has anybody here used any of these lines listed here and it worked?

How about someone, besides Whiskers, saying a line they used that worked.

 

HEHE what I do in Europe is take a pic of me. Usually the women hear my American accent and want to talk to me a night long. Which is good and its easier to close than in America.

 

that sucks

 

"do you like acuras?"

 

^^

"I hear you're a bird watcher... (whip out your dong) Would you take this for a swallow?"

 

"You look a lot like my next girlfriend"

 

 

wanna ride on this crotch rocket?

 

I hear JD gets alll the chicks

 

"i have a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge dick"

 

my favorite is doggy; what do you prefer?

 

"I can do everything your last boyfriend can't."

 

^^ Talk about raising expectations

 

^^ It's all about getting "in." lol.

 

i can do everything txathlete lied to you about"

 

Hey sugar, you want a date? --Rolls up window and drives to the next block..

 

I read this as "fat whores"

 

Pull a twinky out of your pocket and that would work...

 

"Did it hurt, when you fell from Heaven?"

 

When I was in college, there was this chick that I would make eye contact with. I got in because we had a group project and I was talking to people in the same group with her so that it wasn't so obvious (hedged any rejection by making it school related). Eventually in the conversation it was me and her one and one talking. We got into the same group and at the end of our first group meeting the following Saturday, me and her went to lunch. Then at the end of lunch I asked her "if she wanted to go to my house to watch some satellite." Worked like a charm.

 

It would probably work with them too

 

"That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be cumming too." (quite risque, but cute play on words)

"Hi, my name is Sara. Remember it now cuz you'll be screaming it later."
I suppose this works better for a guy unless I'm lucky enough to hit on a guy who's vocal ;-) ;-)

Going back to the girl saying "I like sports"--I do use the fact that I'm into cars as a pick up and it DOES work, but then again it's not a "line". It's true!

I don't think anyone really "uses" these lines unless it's for the purpose of making a joke to break the ice, although some of them are very good. Personally, this one would work for me: "wanna ride on this crotch rocket?" Only the guy better be talking about his Yamaha!!