what pick up lines worked for you? list them here..

 

I wish you were a keg, cause I wanna tap that ass

 

not really a pick up line.. but if she ever wants to pay for the bill.. maybe only for the first or second date, i wouldn't want to offer this everytime haha

"When you ask me out, you can pay"

 

Hello.

Works everytime...

 

hey wanna have sex?

dont work

 

lol. true that.

 

is that a ninja in yer pants???

cause that ass is kicken'

 

"Nice shoes! Wanna fuck?"

 

Yeah that works, I've used "you can make it up to me later" before

But as darksom said, hi/hello WITH GOOD EYE CONTACT works great.

 

Just be yourself. Your body language is a great pick up line.

 

Pick up line for girls to use on guys: "I love sports..."

 

True, but you better be able to back it up because you know the guy is going to drill you with a million and 1 questions just to test you

 

Hey, I'm Benny...

works 60% of the time...every time

 

That doesn't even make sense.

 

pick up lines don't work, I mean they do, only on stupid college girls....

Be yourself, the worse thing that can happen she will so no...

 

"hi, i drive an acura TL"

girls line up after i say those 6 words

 

hi, my name is ____

 

Yeah, I really don't believe in pick up lines. I don't even like saying I have "game". I just act and react instinctively to what is going on in front of me. Most of the time, the charisma/animal magnetism will draw them to you, and then you just start talking. The last thing I want to do is come off with some choreographed bs that doesn't even fit the scenario. To be confident as hell helps you stir things up like coffee!

I truly believe that first minute tells a lot about where this might go. Can it deviate and go south later? Yes, but nothing beats a failure but a try.

Hahaha...use that as a pick up line:

"Hey baby, nothing beats a failure but a try!"

If you crash and burn, you bought it on yourself. If you shoot and score...give your boy Dark props!!

 

Hey honey, if you were a booger in my nose, Id pick you first!"
works everytime lol

 

you: how much does a polar bear weigh?
her: the f*ck do i know
you: enough to break the ice, im steve
she usually laughs sometimes

 

you look like you can use some great conversation, im miguelle

if i had a nickel for everytime ive seen a woman as beautiful as you, i would have five cents

 

w00t Acura!

 

How you doin?

 

i think this is how u pick up rednecks

 

All of mine I learned from Fresh Prince...



http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating/...kup-lines.html

 

But in all seriousness: "May I have your number?"


It worked for me in the past?

 

and piss em off! lol

 

Hey baby, let me put my meat in you

 

F**k me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

Never worked.

I just waited to hear some chick say "I'm so wasted."

 

but if it worked just once...

 

here's the thing, you have to ask a question that they can't resist answering. So there is a back and forth convo going.

 

"I have a pipe in my pants", worked once.

 

you don't have to say anything, just whip it out.

 

 

One that always works for me is, hey wanna come home with me and see my huge robot collection?

 

What was his name?

 

bitch, i got a gun... get in the car

 

^^^^LMFAO!!

 

works everytime

 

Lol @ jr