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Old 07-24-2008, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by 1Louder
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Before things get out of hand, do you have any other symptoms? Do you feel like you have to go when you don't? Burning? Pain? If you had something serious, there would be more to it than what you described. I'd do one of two things: either keep a close eye on anything that looks or feels out of the ordinary (other simptoms, or anthing visual) and just ride it out for a few weeks - if it's still there, go to the doctor, or just go see the doctor and get some peace of mind. I've never had that happen, but I have had strange things/sensations come and go. Never had any medical issues or diseases.
I went to a doctor who did a urine test...Its UTI.....
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Originally Posted by Scottman111
Flu-like symptons with a UTI? Is that normal?
Yes....according to the doctor...
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
I went to a doctor who did a urine test...Its UTI.....

If he recommends amputation, will you consider suicide?
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The fever/nausea is the result of your antibodies doing their job. I'd recommend cranberry juice or other form of acidic wash for your plumbing.

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Old 07-24-2008, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
I went to a doctor who did a urine test...Its UTI.....
Sorry - my comment was for the OP. I've had that once too. Not fun.
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This thread makes my dick hurt!
Old 07-24-2008, 08:03 PM
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I have had a UTI. Alot of men have no clue that men can get that. I did not have that symptom. I would advise you see the Doctor and most likely, you will geta dose of antibiotics. In my case, they did not prescribe strong enough antobiotics and it dragged on for a long time.

Good luck and I hope you do not get scoped!!!!
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my freind got UTI from this girl that gave him head...

to say the lest he had a long rod pushed up his dick.....
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If it starts itching just chop it off
Old 07-25-2008, 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted by AS3.0CL
my freind got UTI from this girl that gave him head...

to say the lest he had a long rod pushed up his dick.....
You'd have to knock me out for that!! There's no WAY I could be conscious for that! that's the stuff of nightmares!
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nope. Doc gives you a shot (inside) to numb you. Then sticks said road down to have a look. Nurse in back giggles throughout procedure..

LOL!
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Old 07-25-2008, 02:52 AM
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Well, I feel better, but it still hurts to pee....Hopefully by today the antibiotics will help...
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I have a penis problem too. I tried from some chick I met at a party, but it was too tough to get in, so I forced it in and bent my cock! Now it looks like a fish hook. What can I do to fix this?
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Originally Posted by I Go To Costco
I have a penis problem too. I tried from some chick I met at a party, but it was too tough to get in, so I forced it in and bent my cock! Now it looks like a fish hook. What can I do to fix this?

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Originally Posted by I Go To Costco
I have a penis problem too. I tried from some chick I met at a party, but it was too tough to get in, so I forced it in and bent my cock! Now it looks like a fish hook. What can I do to fix this?

surgery or bend it the other way


to the OP...wats ur diet been like? Ur semen may be acidic and causing the tingle. Drink more water and see if it still happens after a week. Also could be you are letting the semen stay on your penis too long after ejaculation. Wipe clean after ur done LOL
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LOL...I keep telling all ya'll "tingling sensation" mofos - stop loving dem hos!!!!!
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Originally Posted by I Go To Costco
I have a penis problem too. I tried from some chick I met at a party, but it was too tough to get in, so I forced it in and bent my cock! Now it looks like a fish hook. What can I do to fix this?

if your for real and its stuck like that, u need some surgery, u may have punctured one of the 3 blood vessels in your cock.....

next time refer to this thread....The Method - https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...ghlight=method
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Knew this thread was 5 years old soon as I saw Chef Chris

Whiskers had sex with his wife?
Old 07-26-2008, 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL
Knew this thread was 5 years old soon as I saw Chef Chris

Whiskers had sex with his wife?

Yes, and Im being punished for it....
Old 07-26-2008, 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Yes, and Im being punished for it....
next time give her the punisher
Old 07-26-2008, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by The Dougler
next time give her the punisher
Herpes?
Old 07-29-2008, 08:52 AM
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Lab test came back.... E-coli...
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Lab test came back.... E-coli...
Most commonly found in feces.......
Old 07-29-2008, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
Most commonly found in feces.......
And chicken....So either I had butt sex or choked the chicken...
Old 07-29-2008, 10:38 AM
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Just a tip.. don't ever let someone do a bj with a listerine pocket pack. Weeks of recovery.. like a month and a half.
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Originally Posted by fleshy
Just a tip.. don't ever let someone do a bj with a listerine pocket pack. Weeks of recovery.. like a month and a half.
Noted...
Old 07-29-2008, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by fleshy
Just a tip.. don't ever let someone do a bj with a listerine pocket pack. Weeks of recovery.. like a month and a half.
please explain. Monica did Billy with 'those curiously strong mints'.
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Originally Posted by miner
please explain. Monica did Billy with 'those curiously strong mints'.

Maybe mints are ok but the listerine pocket paks... no good; it burned the inside of the tip and down inside a little; which made everything painful for a loongggg time... like watching prn.. all is good, you peak, great, and then it comes out and.. oooowwwwwwwwwwww

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Why are you stuffing your fleshlight with listerine pocket packs?
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^ LOL, Sorry I just had to laugh... and Question, what f* were you thinking?
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Originally Posted by svtmike
Why are you stuffing your fleshlight with listerine pocket packs?
LOL...so it wasn't just me thinking that!
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Originally Posted by svtmike
Why are you stuffing your fleshlight with listerine pocket packs?
oooooooooh

and note that.. that which is being spoken of has not been touched in months.. and only a few times since it's purchase... but this thread isn't about that jackasses!

Someone told me it was supposed to be amazing; apparently there was some loss of information throughout various parties.. maybe they were talking about those cheap after dinner party mints and someone thought.. well listerine is SUPER MINTY!
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