Okay, so I had just finished peeing...
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Okay, so I had just finished peeing...
....when the wifey instigated.
I was getting fluffed with the hand when a little drop of pee came out. I tried to pass it off as "pre-cum" but I don't she think went for it.
It was almost as embarassing as the time I farted and tried to pass it off as my leg rubbing hard against the sheets. I kept trying to re-create the fart sound to illustrate that it was truely my leg, but to no avail. I ended up spending the entire session concentrating on coming up with some motion that simulated a fart sound.
I'm lucky I'm still married.
I was getting fluffed with the hand when a little drop of pee came out. I tried to pass it off as "pre-cum" but I don't she think went for it.
It was almost as embarassing as the time I farted and tried to pass it off as my leg rubbing hard against the sheets. I kept trying to re-create the fart sound to illustrate that it was truely my leg, but to no avail. I ended up spending the entire session concentrating on coming up with some motion that simulated a fart sound.
I'm lucky I'm still married.
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Originally Posted by wsklar
Once I asked my wife to look at a bump on my ass and farted in her face. She never fell for that again.
Have you ever asked your wife while in bed, in a romantically type of way to go under the covers while you let go of one of those quite but deadly ones? With all the smooching, by the time it hits her she gets
and can't get out cause your holding the blanket. 
I just heard that there are people that do that 
Uh....some of you guys are just a tad odd...
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Originally Posted by KahRupt-CL-S03
Have you ever asked your wife while in bed, in a romantically type of way to go under the covers while you let go of one of those quite but deadly ones? With all the smooching, by the time it hits her she gets
and can't get out cause your holding the blanket. I just heard that there are people that do that 
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Originally Posted by wsklar
Once I asked my wife to look at a bump on my ass and farted in her face. She never fell for that again.
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Originally Posted by moeronn
I can't find the thread, but there was a post before the NWS ban where a chick was eating a guys ass as he farted. They were filming some pr0n and she wasn't too happy.
I remember that vid.
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Originally Posted by wstevens
....when the wifey instigated.
I was getting fluffed with the hand when a little drop of pee came out. I tried to pass it off as "pre-cum" but I don't she think went for it.
It was almost as embarassing as the time I farted and tried to pass it off as my leg rubbing hard against the sheets. I kept trying to re-create the fart sound to illustrate that it was truely my leg, but to no avail. I ended up spending the entire session concentrating on coming up with some motion that simulated a fart sound.
I'm lucky I'm still married.
I was getting fluffed with the hand when a little drop of pee came out. I tried to pass it off as "pre-cum" but I don't she think went for it.
It was almost as embarassing as the time I farted and tried to pass it off as my leg rubbing hard against the sheets. I kept trying to re-create the fart sound to illustrate that it was truely my leg, but to no avail. I ended up spending the entire session concentrating on coming up with some motion that simulated a fart sound.
I'm lucky I'm still married.
i guess this is why everyone references Wstevens posts
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From: Huntington Beach, CA -> Ashburn, VA -> Raleigh, NC -> Walnut Creek, CA
Originally Posted by wsklar
Once I asked my wife to look at a bump on my ass and farted in her face. She never fell for that again.
true story
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Originally Posted by moeronn
I can't find the thread, but there was a post before the NWS ban where a chick was eating a guys ass as he farted. They were filming some pr0n and she wasn't too happy.
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From: SoCal
Originally Posted by moeronn
I can't find the thread, but there was a post before the NWS ban where a chick was eating a guys ass as he farted. They were filming some pr0n and she wasn't too happy.
https://acurazine.com/forums/showthr...highlight=porn
in her mouth, good one 
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From: Shreveport, Louisiana, just east of nowhere
Originally Posted by GIBSON6594
Oh man, I thought this was gonna be a STD thread from looking at the title
You have aids from reading this.
I also just came up with Mr. Fuzzy's new nickname, stay tuned for references.
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