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Old Dec 25, 2003 | 07:43 PM
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No Minch-Jokes please, I have a real question.....

My coworker and I were discussing something the other day, and I forgot what he said. He was describing a concoction that you drink which in turn makes your semen taste like honey. I had heard of this before, and always wondered what it takes to make this happen.

Does anyone know? Like what ingredients, how much a day, how long it takes to work, etc, etc.

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Old Dec 25, 2003 | 07:55 PM
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Minch, why do you want to drink your semen
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Old Dec 25, 2003 | 07:56 PM
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Re: No Minch-Jokes please, I have a real question.....

Originally posted by Minch00
My coworker and I were discussing something the other day, and I forgot what he said. He was describing a concoction that you drink which in turn makes your semen taste like honey. I had heard of this before, and always wondered what it takes to make this happen.

Does anyone know? Like what ingredients, how much a day, how long it takes to work, etc, etc.

Minch you need help.
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Old Dec 25, 2003 | 08:05 PM
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Why do you want to make it taste like honey?
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Old Dec 25, 2003 | 08:12 PM
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Re: Re: No Minch-Jokes please, I have a real question.....

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Minch you need help.
Yeah I do, but do I get it from this forum? No, all I get are jabs and jests.
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Old Dec 25, 2003 | 08:15 PM
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Originally posted by SilviaGTO
Why do you want to make it taste like honey?
Somewhere in the back of my mind are a few ideas on why this would be a good thing, but none I really want to talk about. If the word gets out (not by ME) that my.....stuff....tastes like honey, well...most girls would probably want to find out for themselves. Or not. I dunno.

I'm fucking retarted and pathetic. I need all the help I can get.
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Old Dec 25, 2003 | 08:17 PM
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Ah. nah I dont think thats going to attract the flies...

I was just wondering if you were like up to some money making scheme since the last ive heard you dont have a significant other..

I didnt know if you were like.. going to sell semen honey.. or.. I dunno, you got a hook up with one of those girls from high school and wasnt telling us
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Old Dec 25, 2003 | 08:18 PM
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Originally posted by SilviaGTO
since the last ive heard you dont have a significant other..

Yeah.....I haven't updated that log in a while.......maybe a year end update? Sounds good to me
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Old Dec 25, 2003 | 08:46 PM
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lol its your thread, update away!
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Old Dec 26, 2003 | 01:35 PM
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this topic is disturbing.

minch, maybe you should work on someone wanting to swallow first. not yourself btw. thats just plain nasty. ewww. i think i'm going to puke.
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Old Dec 26, 2003 | 01:52 PM
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sounds like someones forcin u too suck their dick and you wanna find a way to make it taste better. Good luck.
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Old Dec 26, 2003 | 07:33 PM
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Originally posted by Minch00
Somewhere in the back of my mind are a few ideas on why this would be a good thing, but none I really want to talk about. If the word gets out (not by ME) that my.....stuff....tastes like honey, well...most girls would probably want to find out for themselves. Or not. I dunno.

I'm fucking retarted and pathetic. I need all the help I can get.
okay...let me just say that as a girl...hearing some guys jizz tasted like honey..well that wouldnt want to make me suck his dick.

a girl doesnt suck a guys dick in order to taste his shit, she does it because she likes him and wants to satisify him. what you NEED to do is find a girl that likes you and take it from there....not worrying about some drink that will make you taste like honey...

grrrrrr
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Old Dec 26, 2003 | 07:41 PM
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Originally posted by Katies99CL
okay...let me just say that as a girl...hearing some guys jizz tasted like honey..well that wouldnt want to make me suck his dick.

a girl doesnt suck a guys dick in order to taste his shit, she does it because she likes him and wants to satisify him. what you NEED to do is find a girl that likes you and take it from there....not worrying about some drink that will make you taste like honey...

grrrrrr
She speaks the truth. And the whole changing your taste thing is a load of bs. Maybe pending your diet it may be more or less salty but you cant go making your shit taste like honey and milkshakes...


Hey Katie, I actually drove jacksonville about 3 weeks ago when I was east working on a tv show. Just thought id share
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Old Dec 26, 2003 | 07:49 PM
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Hey Katie, I actually drove jacksonville about 3 weeks ago when I was east working on a tv show. Just thought id share
did you really! were you IN jacksonville or just driving through?
it's really boring...grrr...stupid city
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Old Dec 26, 2003 | 07:52 PM
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drove right through the city at about 1am. From New Symrna back Charlotte after 12 hours of shooting. It was....an interesting trip. 5 rental cars caravaning full of guys without sleep.
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Old Dec 26, 2003 | 08:01 PM
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Originally posted by sarlacc23
drove right through the city at about 1am. From New Symrna back Charlotte after 12 hours of shooting. It was....an interesting trip. 5 rental cars caravaning full of guys without sleep.
wow...yah, that does sound like fun. haha...thanks for passing through, be sure to come back soon ya hear!!:P
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Old Dec 26, 2003 | 08:17 PM
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wow...yah, that does sound like fun. haha...thanks for passing through, be sure to come back soon ya hear!!:P
If the TV show gets picked up for a full season I'm sure I will be.
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Old Dec 26, 2003 | 10:33 PM
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Old Dec 26, 2003 | 11:58 PM
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what the fuck do you need it to taste like honey for?? we all know you're not gettin shit anyway
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Old Dec 27, 2003 | 12:02 AM
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what the fuck do you need it to taste like honey for?? we all know you're not gettin shit anyway
Hurray, Rob G fulfills his civic duty to make me feel like shit in every topic I create!
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Old Dec 27, 2003 | 12:15 AM
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Personally...I would never suck a guy's cock just because he supposedly had honey-flavored jizzum.

And there can be no possible way to turn that salty taste into something honey-flavored!
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Old Dec 27, 2003 | 06:09 AM
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I've been told that i taste "yummy".
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Old Dec 27, 2003 | 06:59 AM
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Originally posted by Katana18
I've been told that i taste "yummy".


but seriously...I agree with the other women, I wouldn't rush out to get a taste of honey-flavored jizz either. Especially if it were coming out of some stranger or someone I wasn't attracted to. Take Katie's advice, find someone who likes you for the person you are...then sit back and enjoy the benefits:bukkake:
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Old Dec 27, 2003 | 10:18 AM
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but seriously...I agree with the other women, I wouldn't rush out to get a taste of honey-flavored jizz either. Especially if it were coming out of some stranger or someone I wasn't attracted to.
Bro, switch positions, what would you do if you found out that there was a girl who's juices tasted like honey but looks like:




Would you rush to go :lickit:?

:shakehd:

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Old Dec 27, 2003 | 10:23 AM
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Old Dec 27, 2003 | 10:47 AM
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Originally posted by I am RobG
what the fuck do you need it to taste like honey for?? we all know you're not gettin shit anyway

YAY!!! Rob G is bizzack!
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Old Dec 27, 2003 | 03:30 PM
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Originally posted by Ted
Bro, switch positions, what would you do if you found out that there was a girl who's juices tasted like honey but looks like:




Would you rush to go :lickit:?

:shakehd:



funniest thing ive seen all week
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