im in a bad situation. this girl really likes me but im not interested in her at all. i pretty much told her that im not into her and just want to be friends but shes not taking the hint. i dont understand how i can be more clear. ive dont pretty much everything i can to let this girl that im not going to change my mind but she doesnt seem to get the clue. any suggestions on how i can get her to back off?

 

Tell her you have AIDS!

Just tell her you aren't interested in her relationship wise, and be very firm etc.

 

idiot

 

just try to finger her asshole every time she gets near you. Then stick it in her mouth

 

HAHAHA any of the above suggestions i'm sure will work...

if not you can always try to

 

Just be mean to her. I was in a similar situation and that worked for me. Sounds kinda shitty but oh well. Of course if you treat her shitty, blow her off all the time, she could chase you even more if she's one of "those" types of girls.

 

Do you even want to be friends with her? Or are you using the "just be friends" line to be nice? Because as long as that hangs over your head, she'll always think there will be a chance for something more. Also, did you F her? If so, make sure you don't have a pet rabbit around or she'll turn it into stew.

But the problem lies in the fact that you are trying to be subtle ("taking the hint") and diplomatic about all this. Playing the a-hole card may not be in your nature but you have to let her know, face-to-face, that there is ZERO possibility of any kind of relationship. Tell her you are just not attracted to her ... you have no feelings for her ... she's not your type physically, blah blah blah. This is definitely not the time for you to hand her clues to "figure it out." You have to be specific and uncompromising. In fact, you don't even want her as a friend. In fact, she can shake her ass on home right now and try not to let the door hit her on the way out.

If she breaks down and cries, well ... that's good because she's no longer sailing on the sea of denial, backed by the winds of delusion.

 

And if PC's suggestions don't work, give her a good swift in the ovaries. j/k

 

How is this a bad situation?

 

Yeah ... why is this so bad? Is she super ugly? Hocky puck to the face style?

 

 

To follow up, BE A MAN. "Need some space" as a thread title speaks volumes about what kind of nice guy you are.

You don't need space ... you need severance. Don't be nice. Don't be wishy-washy. Leave the passive-aggressive BS for the weaker sex.

 

LMAO!

 

Give her my number....

 

If you ever wanted to now is your chance. Tell her that is your girlfriend requirement and watch how fast you get it.

 

OK. You do not want to be with her so why do you need space. Just tell her goodbye and be done with it... Don't answer her phone, don't meet up with her, don't hang with her, etc....

 

Possibilities:
A. Give it to her straight
B. Be mean
C. Claim you're gay
D. Claim you have HIV
E. Take full sexual advantage of the situation and post pics on Azine
F. Tell her you like her too much to let her get close. And you don't want to have to cut her up and send her to the four corners of the world like you did to your other girlfriends.
G. Do the previous

Mike

 

IMO she better be pretty ugly, enough to justify not getting laid whenever its convenient.

 

 

My friend used the "im gay" line...and proceeded to rub another man's crotch at a bar to prove his point....must be one of my top 5 rolling on the floor moments.

 

That wasn't a line, your friend really is gay.

 

 

ftw

 

You can't just tell her your gay....make sure you tell all your friends, family and co-workers your gay too. this way if she talks to them you don't look like a liar....

 

 

And give Abreece head on camera and air it on youtube, just so nobody calls you out(dont give us the link please).

Mike