that's all.



May have to take 'drastic' measures....
















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drastic? meaning shaggin a fattie or paying a prostitute?

 

Drastic measures? Like hitting from the other side of the plate? Switching teams?

 

Drastic? like buyin a farm with a flock of sheep?

 

You could always pull an ABreece™...

 

Craigslist, man...
29 y/o in Fed. Way: http://seattle.craigslist.org/w4m/157534718.html
28 y/o in Takoma: http://seattle.craigslist.org/w4m/157667827.html

Both moms but that just means that it's more likely they've done anal in the past.

 

you guys crack me up..

No, not switching teams (never), no sheep (not even a blow up one) and not chubby chasing.. hm, what does that leave.

Tried the Craigslist and it does not work. The good women get tons of replies and to be honest, I would not be in the front running with a 30 y/o.

Used to be so easy when I was 20 and had no money. Ironic.

 

I heard the priesthood leads to a healthy amount of tail...

 

Wrong type of tail though....

Have never been at this "bridge" before so I want to know from the guys who have gone through the 'red' door. Was it worth it? Would you do it again?

 

I thought you were going to China? Coulda had plenty of tail there...

 

Does this have something to do with a Talbots store in San Francisco?


Oh! I get it! You're talking about paying a whore to fuck you! Hell yeah, go for it!

 

I grew up in HK. I ain't messing with any hookers there. Could get into deep trouble real quick when you do stuff like that...

 

ding ding ding!!!!

 

You don't need to get a hooker.

Just pick up some drunk Chinese college girl at a bar. Speak to them in English and they're like putty in your hands.

 

Hmm... I've never done it so this is all speculation, but...

...meeting up with a hooker has to be incredibly awkward and nerve racking. Money probably isn't much of an issue, so I suspect yours is a moral dilemma. Do you think you're capable of shutting down any sensitive side you might have and going for the gusto, so to speak? Will you be able to "get over it" fairly soon thereafter? Do you see yourself as being susceptible to getting addicted to something like this? All questions to consider...

That said...

Hitting up the usual high traffic hooker areas of your local urban area is probably more risk than you're looking for. Online transaction might offer more control of the situation, but could lead to an undesirable "trail"... maybe research some 'escorts' online and then do everything by phone?

 

He's 49. Just saying that he might not be hitting the same bar scene as college girls.

 

He would fit in as that one obligatory creepy old guy in the bar hitting on younger girls and eventually leaving with the drunkest one in the bar.

 

you have really really good insight in me. How old are you?

Yup. Money is not the issue but the moral guilt is. I have researched it and have a couple of girls in mind. I cannot risk nor afford to get busted doing this, so I have to be cautious. If I get busted, I could lose my job.

Ugh!

 

damn straight I would be views as the obligatory creepy old guy....

 

thanks for not slamming me on this. I worried about posting this.

It's funny. I spoke with a buddy of mine that is about the same age. He was the one that let on that he has seen hookers. Sad thing is that he openly admitted seeing hookers while he was married and now he lives with his g/f but still thinks there is nothing wrong with seeing a hooker. That is not cool in my book but I did not comment since it is none of my business.

But to all you guys here. If you are in a committed relationship, don't mess around. It just does not make sense. My ex sister-in-law just had her 40+ y/o husband leave her & their 2.5 year old for a 23 year old. It is really my pet peeve when a man leaves his family after such a short time.

Sorry I had to rant. I am just trying to say, think really hard before you leap.

 

You, on the other hand, need to think while you're flaccid before you leap.

I say that if getting laid is that urgent, and you have the ability to just write off your actions as "done, over, maybe not my proudest moment, but moving right along..." without getting too down on yourself, then go for it. If it's something you know is going to keep you up at night (after night after night) then don't.

And if you think there's a possibility of you freezing up or breaking down the moment you're alone with her in a motel room then definitely don't. She'll still bill you, and no hooker is qualified to provide conversational therapy that'll be that expensive.

 

good thoughts...

so are you at least over 30????? just curious.

 

29 - but wise (and bald) beyond my years.

 

LOL. Alot wiser than some 29s...

 

This is getting "drastically" close to a a/s/l question???





j/k

 

Hey, I have AZ seniority on you, so if anyone is taking one for the team...

 

You mean to tell me that you cant go and pick up some chick on that bike there in your avatar?? Surely there has to be a target crowd that you manipulate with that toy?? I would think there would be tons of ladies in their 40's that would be all into that scene??

 

Rodney, answer to your question is 'no'. Are you kidding. I would think at least half the guys that ride are single and rich. Don't forget, we are from the older crowd. And I will not date a woman with young kids and some women will not date other than American. So, that wipes out alot of women. Then from what is remaining, do you know how many women in the 40s-50s are BBWs....

also what is a a/s/l question??? I am assuming it has something to do with being gay. Trust me, I could never 'stoop' that low.

 

Don't get married....

 

a/s/l = Anal Sex with Lou.......

 

a/s/l I see.... Like I said, I could just imagine the gist of it...

And "dont' get married". Nope, I can't afford to. You know how often I see guys marrying for a second time, only to wind up in divorce Court a few years later and getting their butts violated. My ex was too easy on me and some of you may remember that I helped and am still helping her ($$). I would not be where I am if not for her. But damn if I am going to marry someone with far less and maybe wind up in Divorce Court later. Like the saying goes, "you truly do not know your woman until you meet her in Court".

Sorry to sound cynical or bitter. But for all the bitter & nasty divorce cases, how many of the guys walked up the altar thinking it was true love and forever more. All of them.

 

So sorry to hear that you have given up the fight. You should always have faith that you will meet that special someone. Don't fall into all the misery and horror stories, they are most times because people weren't true to themselves or their partner!!

 

Hm... Will try to keep an open mind.

 

I feel better now

 

 

Offer a free Birkin to any girl on the purse forum. It is kind of like prostitution but not so obvious.

 

It's obviously not a fool proof plan.

 

It is if you don't give it to her until after intercourse. Kind of like a milkbone for learning to sit.

 

Although it would be hard to nail her and hold the purse at the same time.....

 

Hang it from the ceiling...it will give her motivation to do a good job.