Need to get laid.........
Although it would be hard to nail her and hold the purse at the same time.....
Pit Stop?
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From: Orlando FL
Originally Posted by Whiskers
^^^ Now please photochop Minch holding that thing.... Thanks.
No, please don't.
I would advise against it. I had a similar quandry earlier in the year, and after much consideration, I don't wanna have it burn when I pee
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Originally Posted by Eggplant-EX
Rodney, answer to your question is 'no'. Are you kidding. I would think at least half the guys that ride are single and rich. Don't forget, we are from the older crowd. And I will not date a woman with young kids and some women will not date other than American. So, that wipes out alot of women. Then from what is remaining, do you know how many women in the 40s-50s are BBWs....
also what is a a/s/l question??? I am assuming it has something to do with being gay. Trust me, I could never 'stoop' that low.
also what is a a/s/l question??? I am assuming it has something to do with being gay. Trust me, I could never 'stoop' that low.
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From: Somewhere between here and there, yet neither.
Originally Posted by slayer202
4 days till i'm done with my first year of college and get to go home to the woman. good luck to you though 
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Suzuka Master
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From: Pacific NW/Federal Way
Originally Posted by Scottman111
You say you grew up in Hong Kong, correct? I'm guessing you are full or part Hong Kong(ian?) ?
Well, I found my date but damn it, I can't post her picture....
You all can just use your imagination. Short bleach blond hair, small/pert you know what and a body to die for (me at least).
LOLZ McCain Sux
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Like my answer to everything...why not just hit the gym hard?
My friends stepdad is a 5'6 50plus hairy white guy but he is in damn good shape and he bagged her mom who is 5'10 leggy 38 yr old Blonde Milf. Guy is more cut then me and isnt stalky looking so there is hope for anyone if there is hope for him.
Or get a bunch of tattoos and be a cool ass old dude like Killer
My friends stepdad is a 5'6 50plus hairy white guy but he is in damn good shape and he bagged her mom who is 5'10 leggy 38 yr old Blonde Milf. Guy is more cut then me and isnt stalky looking so there is hope for anyone if there is hope for him.
Or get a bunch of tattoos and be a cool ass old dude like Killer
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From: NYC & LI
Originally Posted by slayer202
4 days till i'm done with my first year of college and get to go home to the woman. good luck to you though
That sounds sad,
Originally Posted by moomaster_99
Bleh!!! A woman is cool.....'sport fucking' is more fun.
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From: Somewhere between here and there, yet neither.
Originally Posted by Eggplant-EX
I have a little bit of Chinese in me, but mainly Portuguese. And it is HK belonger, BTW.
Well, I found my date but damn it, I can't post her picture....
You all can just use your imagination. Short bleach blond hair, small/pert you know what and a body to die for (me at least).
Well, I found my date but damn it, I can't post her picture....
You all can just use your imagination. Short bleach blond hair, small/pert you know what and a body to die for (me at least).
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From: Somewhere between here and there, yet neither.
Originally Posted by rise
I still stand by the massage parlor suggestion...
escorts seem like so much more trouble
escorts seem like so much more trouble
Escorts are too much trouble...they are super duper money grubbing(90%)....the massage parlor girls are taught to be a certain way.....they understand their job...
LOLZ McCain Sux
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Originally Posted by Eggplant-EX
JJ..
you are so clueless. It's like me telling you to hit the gym and you too will pick up a young hot 16 y/o...
you are so clueless. It's like me telling you to hit the gym and you too will pick up a young hot 16 y/o...
I have a car
and I can call them out sick
but that being said, if you were in Magnum PI shape riding a chopper I am sure you could bag a 25-30 year old chick.
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From: Somewhere between here and there, yet neither.
Originally Posted by Yumchah
^ And moomoo, you know this from...experience? Or just hearsay?
Lucky for me...my gf doesnt even go on these forums...hahahha
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Suzuka Master
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From: Pacific NW/Federal Way
Originally Posted by moomaster_99
Then you are Macau people.....
Moo. you obviuosly know the area. Nope. Me Portuguese (my grandfather was the go between in China for the British, when they traded with the Chinese). Me, just happened to be born in HK and speak the language somewhat. I speak the informal and am lost with the Formal.
Massage parlors are yucky. No, this girl I chose is smoking hot (in my eyes) and very well reviewed, so I know she is not Law Enforcement.
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Originally Posted by Eggplant-EX
I have a little bit of Chinese in me, but mainly Portuguese. And it is HK belonger, BTW.
Well, I found my date but damn it, I can't post her picture....
You all can just use your imagination. Short bleach blond hair, small/pert you know what and a body to die for (me at least).
Well, I found my date but damn it, I can't post her picture....
You all can just use your imagination. Short bleach blond hair, small/pert you know what and a body to die for (me at least).
Oh, and are you talking about this girl by any chance?
visit me
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From: N ew Y ork
Originally Posted by Eggplant-EX
And it is HK belonger, BTW.
Nationality:
noun: Chinese/Hong Konger
adjective: Chinese/Hong Kong
http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/...k/geos/hk.html
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Suzuka Master
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From: Pacific NW/Federal Way
yeah. I can't decide which one to use (there is yahoo and the one Dr Phil pushes, etc). But I am gone for the end of the month (Beijing), come home to work for 1 week, then I head off on a motorbike trip with buddies redwoodrun.com
Summer riding will keep me busy.
July 4th weekend will be another 4 day road trip around Oregon.
woo hoo!!
Summer riding will keep me busy.
July 4th weekend will be another 4 day road trip around Oregon.
woo hoo!!
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From: Edmonton, Alberta
Originally Posted by JJ4Short
Like my answer to everything...why not just hit the gym hard?
My friends stepdad is a 5'6 50plus hairy white guy but he is in damn good shape and he bagged her mom who is 5'10 leggy 38 yr old Blonde Milf. Guy is more cut then me and isnt stalky looking so there is hope for anyone if there is hope for him.
Or get a bunch of tattoos and be a cool ass old dude like Killer
My friends stepdad is a 5'6 50plus hairy white guy but he is in damn good shape and he bagged her mom who is 5'10 leggy 38 yr old Blonde Milf. Guy is more cut then me and isnt stalky looking so there is hope for anyone if there is hope for him.
Or get a bunch of tattoos and be a cool ass old dude like Killer
Muscles get you sex.
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From: Swansea, MA
I'm late on this, but I know exactly how Eggplant feels...
It's tough meeting quality women when you get to be our age...
I don't do the BBW thing, and women w/ young children isn't my thing either... i.e. the "instant family" - just add greenmonster deal...
<--- Slowly becoming a cynic
It's tough meeting quality women when you get to be our age...
I don't do the BBW thing, and women w/ young children isn't my thing either... i.e. the "instant family" - just add greenmonster deal...
<--- Slowly becoming a cynic
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From: Somewhere between here and there, yet neither.
Originally Posted by GreenMonster
I'm late on this, but I know exactly how Eggplant feels...
It's tough meeting quality women when you get to be our age...
I don't do the BBW thing, and women w/ young children isn't my thing either... i.e. the "instant family" - just add greenmonster deal...
<--- Slowly becoming a cynic
It's tough meeting quality women when you get to be our age...
I don't do the BBW thing, and women w/ young children isn't my thing either... i.e. the "instant family" - just add greenmonster deal...
<--- Slowly becoming a cynic
Move to Cali....Massage parlors are your friend.....
GEEZER
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From: Dunedin, Fla.
Originally Posted by JJ4Short
Like my answer to everything...why not just hit the gym hard?
My friends stepdad is a 5'6 50plus hairy white guy but he is in damn good shape and he bagged her mom who is 5'10 leggy 38 yr old Blonde Milf. Guy is more cut then me and isnt stalky looking so there is hope for anyone if there is hope for him.
Or get a bunch of tattoos and be a cool ass old dude like Killer
My friends stepdad is a 5'6 50plus hairy white guy but he is in damn good shape and he bagged her mom who is 5'10 leggy 38 yr old Blonde Milf. Guy is more cut then me and isnt stalky looking so there is hope for anyone if there is hope for him.
Or get a bunch of tattoos and be a cool ass old dude like Killer
Killer's wife just turned 35
That's how it is done.
Oh...and thanks JJ
