Masturbation
11-12-2007, 11:14 AM
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Masturbation
OK Guys...fess up! How often do you masturbate even if you're married. I recently got married, but I still find myself spanking the monkey almost as much as I did in college. It's not like I don't like sex with my wife, but I still like getting off alone, on my schedule, the way I grew up doing it. My wife doesn't like when I do it, but she's OK as long as I keep her happy when she's horny.
11-12-2007, 11:18 AM
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11-12-2007, 11:35 AM
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Been at least ten years since I did this, and that was when someone told me it was healthy to do it. But since I always let the barrels go with some regularity, I haven't found the need to go there. Maybe when I get older and I no longer have as much "Mack" as Steve Jobs! But for now....I still love the brown round! Why go with the "handburger" when you can put a "stake" in it? 
Oh and wsklar...you should have a comma behind that first 2 bro, not a decimal...Hahahahahaha!
Oh and wsklar...you should have a comma behind that first 2 bro, not a decimal...Hahahahahaha!
11-12-2007, 11:40 AM
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11-12-2007, 11:55 AM
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Damn, too late for :ibwhiskers:
11-12-2007, 11:56 AM
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He's :jackit:
11-12-2007, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
Been at least ten years since I did this, and that was when someone told me it was healthy to do it. But since I always let the barrels go with some regularity, I haven't found the need to go there. Maybe when I get older and I no longer have as much "Mack" as Steve Jobs! But for now....I still love the brown round! Why go with the "handburger" when you can put a "stake" in it?
Oh and wsklar...you should have a comma behind that first 2 bro, not a decimal...Hahahahahaha!
Oh and wsklar...you should have a comma behind that first 2 bro, not a decimal...Hahahahahaha!
11-12-2007, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by mfkitson
before I met the woman of my dreams? daily, now? almost never.....and I only had to wait almost 50 years to meet her!
Whiskers...you the man
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11-12-2007, 01:15 PM
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11-12-2007, 11:08 PM
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TSX[/url] Nightwalker]^^^^ sorry darsom1..I have to agree, regardless if you have sex on a regular basis, men are always enclined to masturbate! It's a natural thing, you shouldn't be ashamed..hehe
DA PORN is a movie I made previously. Or series of movies. The reason why I am talking about that is because wacking off while watching other people get off, is frustrating to me. I like crowd participation. Shame? How can I be ashamed? Other people like my dick, why shouldn't I?
Nope, when I need to...it will be there for me...
11-12-2007, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by JetJock
OK Guys...fess up! How often do you masturbate even if you're married. I recently got married, but I still find myself spanking the monkey almost as much as I did in college...
).Weird thing is, the urge to
is strongest in the a.m. after having sex with the wife at night, and it doesn't matter how many times we had sex the night before. A.m. sex does resolve that desire but I don't get enough of that 
11-12-2007, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
Lol...no shame in it, besides, I am aware of how women get turned on (and off) by a man doing it. I remember one of my friends (female) told me of a guy who came over for a date. He got keyed up looking at her sexy ass (3/4 moon) and wanted to masturbate right there. She booted him out for not even trying to make a move on her first. Now, that's not your typical jerk session, but if it was me...I would have made my move on her, and then if I felt I needed to (if I failed) I would've settled up at home with my fave porn - DA PORN!
DA PORN is a movie I made previously. Or series of movies. The reason why I am talking about that is because wacking off while watching other people get off, is frustrating to me. I like crowd participation. Shame? How can I be ashamed? Other people like my dick, why shouldn't I? Nope, when I need to...it will be there for me...
DA PORN is a movie I made previously. Or series of movies. The reason why I am talking about that is because wacking off while watching other people get off, is frustrating to me. I like crowd participation. Shame? How can I be ashamed? Other people like my dick, why shouldn't I?
Nope, when I need to...it will be there for me...I was being sarcastic with that last comment, but I still believe that no one can go ten years w/o masturbating! It's not normal! I used to date guys who would masturbate in front of me and it was okay because it was a form of foreplay! And it has nothing to do with another person in the same room or next to you! I think the thread is about your own personal "happy" time! hahaha
I rarely do it, but I do! And it doesn't take me ten years in order to do it! Then again, I don't get a$$ handed to me like you do! haha And what's wrong with watching other people get off?! Not everyone has the luxury of having crowd participation! haha Besides, who hasn't had sex with porn on the tube? I think it's a bit of a turn on to watch it with your S.O.! Re-enact the scene, I don't know...get creative! haha
11-12-2007, 11:59 PM
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I'm not married, nor in a committed relationship at the moment. However, when I have been, I still masturbated fairly regularly. Not 4 times a day or anything like when I was 17, but just to keep the mechanism regulated. Is good for ejaculatory control to keep a pretty consistent baseline on rate of orgasm. Makes pacing onesself for the desired activity more easily achieved.
11-13-2007, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Pull_T
I'm not married, nor in a committed relationship at the moment. However, when I have been, I still masturbated fairly regularly. Not 4 times a day or anything like when I was 17, but just to keep the mechanism regulated. Is good for ejaculatory control to keep a pretty consistent baseline on rate of orgasm. Makes pacing onesself for the desired activity more easily achieved.
11-13-2007, 12:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Pull_T
I'm not married, nor in a committed relationship at the moment. However, when I have been, I still masturbated fairly regularly. Not 4 times a day or anything like when I was 17, but just to keep the mechanism regulated. Is good for ejaculatory control to keep a pretty consistent baseline on rate of orgasm. Makes pacing onesself for the desired activity more easily achieved.
11-13-2007, 09:01 AM
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I still do it once a day. Been married for almost 4 years. I have some kind of a hormonal imbalance or something, because if I don't "release" regularly, I'm like an animal. Seriously. Out of control.
My wife recently had her wisdom teeth taken out. It was 5 days recovery on pills and with lots of pain. Of course, I didn't pursue her during that time, and didn't have any time to take care of it myself because I was taking care of her and the baby while she was on the couch for the week. She invited me to take a shower with her Saturday morning, and after we had washed up, she just looked at me and said "Go ahead".
I'm not ashamed to say I lasted about 2 minutes. No sex or release for 5 days, and a wife who modeled for 4 years of her adult life = 2 minutes.
My wife recently had her wisdom teeth taken out. It was 5 days recovery on pills and with lots of pain. Of course, I didn't pursue her during that time, and didn't have any time to take care of it myself because I was taking care of her and the baby while she was on the couch for the week. She invited me to take a shower with her Saturday morning, and after we had washed up, she just looked at me and said "Go ahead".
I'm not ashamed to say I lasted about 2 minutes. No sex or release for 5 days, and a wife who modeled for 4 years of her adult life = 2 minutes.
11-13-2007, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by TSX Nightwalker
Well with me, I can last long w/o having sex and not crave it because the way I see it....OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND! hehe I've been single for a while and not once have I craved sex or wanted to have sex! Then again, I'm not the type to just call up on someone and relieve me, you know? hehe So, I'm okay with the occasional "happy hour", but it's rare! I know that when I do get involved with a man and I'm dating them, I tend to take out my frustration on them! So, it works out either way! hehe I just feel sorry for the next guy that I date! I'm not a vampire for nuthin'! haha I will keep a guy up all night! No pun intended! What can I say, gotta make up for lost time! haha
11-13-2007, 09:44 AM
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I used to do it on a regular basis while single but now that I'm married I only do it maybe once every 6 months or so. Really a hand can't compare to a warm body
11-13-2007, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by goose25
I used to do it on a regular basis while single but now that I'm married I only do it maybe once every 6 months or so. Really a hand can't compare to a warm body
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I still do it at least once a day, sometimes more if I have some "frustrations" to work out. Better than cheating right? Although the gf says I might as well be cheating
But I recently heard a study on the radio that said masturbation once a week can be a good defense against prostate cancer (I guess it "cleans out the pipes" so to speak). So even though I do it more than once a week, I tell the gf "the more the merrier" because I hear prostate cancer can be pretty nasty.
But I recently heard a study on the radio that said masturbation once a week can be a good defense against prostate cancer (I guess it "cleans out the pipes" so to speak). So even though I do it more than once a week, I tell the gf "the more the merrier" because I hear prostate cancer can be pretty nasty.
11-13-2007, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by dom
Once a day 
11-13-2007, 10:29 AM
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For some reason, my sex drive is highest at night with my wife, but the urge to masturbate is strongest in the early morning or during the day when I'm alone. I usually do it at least once a day even after having sex at night. My sexual energy is peaking not decreasing as I get older.
11-13-2007, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
LOL...I told you everything I type on here is real talk. Not knocking it, just don't need to right now. Don't really feel like it either. To each his own...do you (literally). Hahahaha!
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Originally Posted by Pete1burn
I still do it once a day. Been married for almost 4 years. I have some kind of a hormonal imbalance or something, because if I don't "release" regularly, I'm like an animal. Seriously. Out of control.
My wife recently had her wisdom teeth taken out. It was 5 days recovery on pills and with lots of pain. Of course, I didn't pursue her during that time, and didn't have any time to take care of it myself because I was taking care of her and the baby while she was on the couch for the week. She invited me to take a shower with her Saturday morning, and after we had washed up, she just looked at me and said "Go ahead".
I'm not ashamed to say I lasted about 2 minutes. No sex or release for 5 days, and a wife who modeled for 4 years of her adult life = 2 minutes.
My wife recently had her wisdom teeth taken out. It was 5 days recovery on pills and with lots of pain. Of course, I didn't pursue her during that time, and didn't have any time to take care of it myself because I was taking care of her and the baby while she was on the couch for the week. She invited me to take a shower with her Saturday morning, and after we had washed up, she just looked at me and said "Go ahead".
I'm not ashamed to say I lasted about 2 minutes. No sex or release for 5 days, and a wife who modeled for 4 years of her adult life = 2 minutes.
post shower pics of wife