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Old 11-20-2007, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Acuraboy7
Doesn't the screen name "Acuraboy7" answer that for you? if I'm talking about my BF and I have a screen name with boy in it.....LOL Yes I'm a gay male. you silly bitch
You never know people are weird...

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i'm sure you're straight JetJock, but would you like to experiment the "other side" like you told the OP? lol
LOL yea jetjock you said it yourself, "experimenting is fun." ahahah! Its time you get your shit pushed in.
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Old 11-20-2007, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Scottman111
^ I bet darksom has done it (whatever it may be) better.

What makes you so sure
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Old 11-20-2007, 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Acuraboy7
What makes you so sure
Darksom is the teh master of putting the penis in the vagina
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Originally Posted by Mizouse
shit ive jerked it 3x since i opened this thread.
I just jacked it 4 times when I opened that spam xxx thread
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Old 11-20-2007, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Walshstl
Darksom is the teh master of putting the penis in the vagina

Have you seen him do it? LOL
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Old 11-20-2007, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Walshstl
I just jacked it 4 times when I opened that spam xxx thread

Thats hot
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Old 11-20-2007, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Walshstl
I just jacked it 4 times when I opened that spam xxx thread

I haven't done it at all today =(
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Old 11-20-2007, 03:50 PM
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POST NOW live 1 on 1 hot messages on Acurazine.....We've got the hottest threads, posts.....only 99 cents per min
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Old 11-20-2007, 04:15 PM
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You trying make Whiskers go bankrupt?
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Old 11-20-2007, 04:42 PM
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You trying make all of us go bankrupt?
Fixored.
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Old 11-20-2007, 04:53 PM
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You trying make Whiskers go bankrupt?
My all male, gay car forum sex chat idea never panned out....
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Old 11-20-2007, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
My all male, gay car forum sex chat idea never panned out....

Are you gay?
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Old 11-20-2007, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Acuraboy7
Are you gay?
Are you??
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Old 11-20-2007, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Are you??

I asked you first :gheyfight:
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Old 11-20-2007, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Walshstl
You never know people are weird...



LOL yea jetjock you said it yourself, "experimenting is fun." ahahah! Its time you get your shit pushed in.
I like my poop going out...not in. Not my style...sorry.
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Old 11-20-2007, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by JetJock
I like my poop going out...not in. Not my style...sorry.

Whiskers mentioned about opening up 2guys1cup.com
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Old 11-20-2007, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by hornyleprechaun
Whiskers mentioned about opening up 2guys1cup.com



gross
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Old 11-20-2007, 08:29 PM
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how the HELL did I miss this thread... of course whiskers is here...
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Old 11-20-2007, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Are you??
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Old 11-20-2007, 09:14 PM
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Is this what you all did while I was driving home from work
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Old 11-21-2007, 07:55 AM
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I didn't get lucky last night....what's the name of that website for loosers again?
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Old 11-21-2007, 08:03 AM
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I didn't get lucky last night....what's the name of that website for loosers again?
127.0.0.1
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Old 11-21-2007, 08:11 AM
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Yes....I struck out last night. Wife is pregnant so sex isn't exactly on my schedule lately. Masturbation is going to be my friend for the next 7 months.
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Old 11-21-2007, 09:31 AM
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I thought they get really horny when they are preggo?
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Old 11-21-2007, 10:03 PM
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Old 11-24-2007, 10:35 PM
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WTF kind of thread is this?

OK I'll confess, I stroke more now that I'm married, compared to when I was single. Go figure!! LOL!
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Old 11-25-2007, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by hornyleprechaun
Whiskers mentioned about opening up 2guys1cup.com

DISTURBING!
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Old 11-25-2007, 04:09 PM
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Old 11-25-2007, 04:29 PM
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Old 11-25-2007, 04:32 PM
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In other news, my caulk is sore from being off of work for the last 4 days. I realize how much working interferes with my personal pleasure activities.

Now back to Whiskers in the lockerroom.
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Old 11-25-2007, 09:35 PM
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:59 AM
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Who is Whiskers???
Is he like the jackoff king of the Forum?
I thought I was!!!
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:55 AM
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Who is Whiskers???
Is he like the jackoff king of the Forum?
I thought I was!!!
I have access to the Internet and 6 hours a day of just me time....
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Old 11-26-2007, 11:46 AM
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I still do it once a day. Been married for almost 4 years. I have some kind of a hormonal imbalance or something, because if I don't "release" regularly, I'm like an animal. Seriously. Out of control.

My wife recently had her wisdom teeth taken out. It was 5 days recovery on pills and with lots of pain. Of course, I didn't pursue her during that time, and didn't have any time to take care of it myself because I was taking care of her and the baby while she was on the couch for the week. She invited me to take a shower with her Saturday morning, and after we had washed up, she just looked at me and said "Go ahead".

I'm not ashamed to say I lasted about 2 minutes. No sex or release for 5 days, and a wife who modeled for 4 years of her adult life = 2 minutes.
Hey you're a sprinter run quick and finish fast.
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Old 11-26-2007, 11:50 AM
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Yes....I struck out last night. Wife is pregnant so sex isn't exactly on my schedule lately. Masturbation is going to be my friend for the next 7 months.
Or you could cheat, lol.
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Old 11-26-2007, 12:01 PM
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From our friends from ClubRSX:

That post made me laugh so hard, I think its fake though, there is too much attention to detail. It has to be fake!
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Old 11-26-2007, 12:05 PM
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I just jacked it 4 times when I opened that spam xxx thread

There is a spam xxx thread?
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Old 11-26-2007, 03:50 PM
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It's not fake.....I tell it like it is......4X/day is normal for me

I have a lot of hormones running around.
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Old 11-26-2007, 04:17 PM
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You poop/shower/pee/eat at least once a day. Why wouldn't you wack it at least once a day. Got to keep the machine going.
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