Marriage proposal - with a happy ending...

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Jul 13, 2009 | 11:52 AM

JaredGMS

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Marriage proposal - with a happy ending...

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!', and the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

Jul 13, 2009 | 11:55 AM

1killercls

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but never got steady pussy again.

Jul 13, 2009 | 11:56 AM

dallison

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true

Jul 13, 2009 | 11:59 AM

teranfon

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 1killercls

but never got steady pussy again.

Yeah, but I'd rather ride motorcycles.

Terry

Jul 13, 2009 | 12:07 PM

bkknight369

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ouch

further backstory?

Jul 13, 2009 | 12:35 PM

Josh99CL

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Originally Posted by teranfon

Yeah, but I'd rather ride motorcycles.

Terry

I still wish I would have pulled the trigger. I was in the market and got my paperwork all taken care of a few years ago.

Jul 13, 2009 | 01:07 PM

invisiblewar

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my bro got engaged on saturday night...

he turned 32 today

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Jul 13, 2009 | 05:02 PM

vas25tl

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at this thread

Jul 13, 2009 | 05:15 PM

SlimTL

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Sorry dude. Everything happens for a reason. There's somebody better out there waiting for you!

Jul 13, 2009 | 05:25 PM

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Hmm... Trying to figure out if this was just meant to be a funny, or if you have come to this conclusion after living the single life for a while.

I do recall there was a woman a while back, and maybe even one more recently

but not sure if this is at all related.

Regardless, if funny and sad because it's true.

Jul 13, 2009 | 06:33 PM

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JaredGMS

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Guys - there's no somber backstory to this....it's just a funny.

There was a chick, we are divorced, and now I'm dating a great woman.
Hell, the ex and I even get along now.

Jul 13, 2009 | 06:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 1killercls

but never got steady pussy again.

No, that's the married guy...And yes, I know your wife is hot and gives you sex all mighly lord of the wedding band.....

Jul 13, 2009 | 09:09 PM

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Will Y.

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My wife just gave me a happy ending.... Oh, wait, NVM... misread thread title...

Jul 13, 2009 | 10:20 PM

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Whiskey, I'm with you. I'm thinkin the married guy is the one that doesn't get enough. Sorry, killer. Maybe you're the exception, you animal!!

Jul 14, 2009 | 08:20 AM

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1killercls

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Originally Posted by gypsygirl

Whiskey, I'm with you. I'm thinkin the married guy is the one that doesn't get enough. Sorry, killer. Maybe you're the exception, you animal!!

We have had our dry spells..but right now she seems to be trying harder to keep me happy....

Film at 11.

Jul 14, 2009 | 08:27 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskers

No, that's the married guy...And yes, I know your wife is hot and gives you sex all mighly lord of the wedding band.....

Going through a dry spell huh?

Jul 14, 2009 | 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Whiskers

No, that's the married guy...

I get married in Oct

Jul 14, 2009 | 09:02 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dom

Going through a dry spell huh?

Jul 14, 2009 | 09:14 AM

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Whiskers has inadvertently talked me out of getting married before I'm 30

Jul 14, 2009 | 09:25 AM

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Whiskers has inadvertently talked me out of getting married before I'm 30

Better make it 40

Jul 14, 2009 | 10:17 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskers

Better make it 40

Sweet. I'll find me a nice 25-year-old, 1killercls style.

Jul 14, 2009 | 10:21 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottman111

Sweet. I'll find me a nice 25-year-old, 1killercls style.

just make sure her name isnt Sahel Kazemi

Jul 14, 2009 | 10:26 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Anhedonia

just make sure her name isnt Sahel Kazemi

ouch!

Jul 14, 2009 | 10:41 AM

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I think the only way to get steady pussy after being married is having a gf on the side.

Jul 15, 2009 | 10:05 AM

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Anhedonia

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^ lol glad somebody picked up on it

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