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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 10:24 PM
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"We should meet some time!!"
We met already. We decided to part ways.
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Old Aug 7, 2008 | 11:17 PM
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Hopefully you spread her ass cheeks and yelled Ricola!!!!!!!


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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 12:34 AM
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I have to be honest...I don't really want to stick my penis in my wife's ass..
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 12:35 AM
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btw, shouldn't this be moved to D&R
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 12:44 AM
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"I love to go with you guys but ti's anal sex night at the Gold's house. Time to go home and punish my wife."
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by PimpCL23
so... i did my chick in the ass for the first time ......

i didnt even have to use "the method"

i just asked her when she was really horny if i could... she said "fuck it".... so i did LOL
What's "the method"?
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 01:44 AM
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i think someone is interested in plowin poo
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Black Ninja
What's "the method"?
I believe he's talking about the sneaky pete.

ROFL. And you claim to be a
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 02:57 AM
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Originally Posted by BraveDemon
I believe he's talking about the sneaky pete.

ROFL. And you claim to be a
LOL I thought it was some kind of lube
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 03:11 AM
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LOL @ thread title. I loved that episode.
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted by doopstr
If you didn't need to use lube, you weren't the first one there.
yea... lube was needed.

amazingly... no shit on my dick! she must have had a colonic or something and didnt tell me. lol





honestly... i never really understood what the obsession with putting it in the ass was all about. i only wanted to do it cause it was "the forbidden zone". like when u want something that u cant have.

im not gonna be pressing her to let me put it in the ass but if it happens.. it happens lol
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted by JS + TL
btw, shouldn't this be moved to D&R
more of an interesting crowd in Ramblings lol
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Cocoa
JR! Tag team when I get out there?
oh... now u wanna talk to me!


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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Black Ninja
LOL I thought it was some kind of lube
the method

https://acurazine.com/forums/acurazines-hall-fame-284/method-71855/
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 07:54 AM
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did she do ATM?
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by PimpCL23

Beat me to it


Even though the method is just like
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Old Aug 8, 2008 | 10:16 AM
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Old Aug 10, 2008 | 12:31 PM
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Brown on brown crime.
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Old Aug 10, 2008 | 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
I have to be honest...I don't really want to stick my penis in my wife's ass..
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Old Aug 10, 2008 | 09:19 PM
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Old Aug 10, 2008 | 09:57 PM
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OMG this thread is hilarious!

I follow the "just say no" method
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Old Aug 11, 2008 | 12:13 AM
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at this thread. ive been laughing for over 10 min.

poop dick hahahahahaha i cant believe someone owned up to that
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Old Aug 11, 2008 | 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Blind_Shooter
at this thread. ive been laughing for over 10 min.

poop dick hahahahahaha i cant believe someone owned up to that
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 02:33 PM
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by zeroday
disgusting. never had poop on my dick and never will. since when did the vagina become inadequate?
No man-made lube will ever compare to vagina juice.
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 06:25 PM
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As long as a Gerbil did not come outta there, good job....
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 06:44 PM
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Your story reminded me of my first anal experience. So I had to make a thread on it. Although I forget whether I already made one....???

Sweet deal though JR!
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 12:35 AM
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poop dick....
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 01:52 AM
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Never understood why guys want to bang a girl in their ass. All you need is some good clean, tight, shaved puss.

Fags PITB, so I don't want to.
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 07:23 AM
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Fags get their dick sucked, so no more BJ's for you?
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Cocoa
Your story reminded me of my first anal experience. So I had to make a thread on it. Although I forget whether I already made one....???

Sweet deal though JR!
So, did he go easy on you?
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Cocoa
Your story reminded me of my first anal experience. So I had to make a thread on it. Although I forget whether I already made one....???

Sweet deal though JR!
Yes, you did.

https://acurazine.com/forums/ramblings-12/can-you-find-soap-dirty-395316/
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Old Aug 30, 2008 | 02:59 AM
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hahahaha....

gross.
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Old Sep 1, 2008 | 03:48 AM
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plungin the butthole eh?
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Old Sep 1, 2008 | 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by RaviNJCLs
I did it a couple times with this chick. I get to say I get a chance to PIITB. Other than that, it's not something I'm sitting back wishing for.
I agree. Its a fun change from time to time especially when she's really into it, but I have a hard time taking that step, even when she's open to it, if I don't think she's into the moment at all...
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Old Sep 1, 2008 | 08:28 PM
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in the poop chute...
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