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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 11:08 PM
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I just got back from a 1st date

and i was like an hour late arriving at her house.

I was late because I was boning this other chick i met at the bar a few nights ago. damn she's a lil hottie anywho, it was so good that i totally forgot what time it was. by the time i realized it, i was already late. I just quickly kicked that bitch out and got dress to meet my 2nd hottie of the night.

when i got there, i just made up some lame excuse about having a flat tire on the highway. she didn't even see that my hands were totally clean. and she said that she's good at spotting lies, ha. anyway, we jumped right into it and bro, she's another freak

i feel so damn lucky tonight that i have to tell you guys about it

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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 11:10 PM
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 11:11 PM
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oh no, not another one
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 11:14 PM
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That's terrible. But, I'll give you an B for effort.
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 11:23 PM
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 11:23 PM
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 11:34 PM
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 11:36 PM
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you remind me of someone, ahhh who was it..
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 11:36 PM
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:bullshit: it obiously didnt go as good as you say if your home by 12
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 11:38 PM
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I don't know why but this smiley is funny as hell. I crack up everytime I see it.
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 11:46 PM
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 11:49 PM
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 11:51 PM
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I was looking to see if your postcount was 2
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by TL CHROMETIDE
I don't know why but this smiley is funny as hell. I crack up everytime I see it.


It's kinda like the way the smiley used (hint...hint...Jatt) to make me laugh.
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Hojo061782


It's kinda like the way the smiley used (hint...hint...Jatt) to make me laugh.
looks funny too but always gets me, I have no damn idea why.
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Hojo061782


It's kinda like the way the smiley used (hint...hint...Jatt) to make me laugh.





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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 12:00 AM
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 12:03 AM
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these kind of threads are funny sometimes.
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 12:15 AM
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smells like in here.

who's got the shovel?
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 12:17 AM
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 01:06 AM
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 01:12 AM
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This is weird because I just finished boning some chick that said she had to get ready for a date...whoa....
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 01:47 AM
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Jerking off to two seperate photos of geishagirl does not count for two seperate "hot" dates.
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Chinisimo
and i was like an hour late arriving at her house.

I was late because I was boning this other chick i met at the bar a few nights ago. damn she's a lil hottie anywho, it was so good that i totally forgot what time it was. by the time i realized it, i was already late. I just quickly kicked that bitch out and got dress to meet my 2nd hottie of the night.

when i got there, i just made up some lame excuse about having a flat tire on the highway. she didn't even see that my hands were totally clean. and she said that she's good at spotting lies, ha. anyway, we jumped right into it and bro, she's another freak

i feel so damn lucky tonight that i have to tell you guys about it
ib xeno/pga
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted by The Sarlacc
Jerking off to two seperate photos of geishagirl does not count for two seperate "hot" dates.

If you were fucking Geisha then you were probably dating Hobbits
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 02:35 AM
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I just saw the other thread....so, now I get it.

sorry, chin didn't realize it was a joke.

Not saying its a funny joke though....

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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 02:38 AM
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May we have said link to said thread?
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted by JesusJuice
May we have said link to said thread?
Andrea25's Stood up thread.
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by The Sarlacc
Jerking off to two seperate photos of geishagirl does not count for two seperate "hot" dates.
OMG
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by JesusJuice
May we have said link to said thread?
https://acurazine.com/forums/dating-relationships-14/sooo-anyhoooo-324091/

I've moved them both to dating and relationships...

I didn't realize it was a joke either until I had moved Andrea25's thread
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 08:59 AM
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Otherwise gtfo pls thx

by the funny man
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 12:55 PM
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damn, some people are touchy and quick to the personal attacks. i wonder why they're so bitter....
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 02:02 PM
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omfg @ joke going horribly wrong
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Old Nov 10, 2005 | 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Chinisimo
damn, some people are touchy and quick to the personal attacks. i wonder why they're so bitter....

because we have no contact with the outside world.

we're jealous.
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