I hate peeps that try to 'hook' you up...
11-22-2004, 04:54 PM
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Old fart
Originally Posted by ricecake
I know the nurse was female, but I honestly don't remember if she was cute. But she didn't wear the short skirted white outfit, sorry to disappoint (just scrubs with cartoon characters).
<-- nurse
11-22-2004, 04:57 PM
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A little S&M never hurt nobody... wait, it does hurt people... nevermind.
I just like women that aren't all shy and introverted.
Junkster, who likes em rough...
I just like women that aren't all shy and introverted.
Junkster, who likes em rough...
11-22-2004, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Junkster
A little S&M never hurt nobody... wait, it does hurt people... nevermind.
I just like women that aren't all shy and introverted.
Junkster, who likes em rough...
I just like women that aren't all shy and introverted.
Junkster, who likes em rough...
11-22-2004, 05:05 PM
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Just read your post man..and it makes me think of this:
This chick's rockin' your bro on the dance floor.
But she's towing an anchor.
A junior investment banker.
Who's talkin' about herself and not
much more.
Oh
So buy her a beer,
its the reason you're here:
Mighty Wingman
You're taking one for the team,
so your buddy can live the dream:
Wingmaaaaaaaaaaaan
All Hail the WingMan!
Props to Junkster for putting up with that girl~!
This chick's rockin' your bro on the dance floor.
But she's towing an anchor.
A junior investment banker.
Who's talkin' about herself and not
much more.
Oh
So buy her a beer,
its the reason you're here:
Mighty Wingman
You're taking one for the team,
so your buddy can live the dream:
Wingmaaaaaaaaaaaan
All Hail the WingMan!
Props to Junkster for putting up with that girl~!
11-24-2004, 04:36 PM
#46
Suzuka Master
Originally Posted by TSX 'R' US
nah....you mean:
nurse -->
<-- Junkster
nurse -->
<-- Junkster^
You are teh funniest!
Sasha, who gets tickled by Junkster being photochopped all the time
12-01-2004, 07:49 PM
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yea this one time i was talking to this seabass, and hes like "i got a friend for you", so i went into the ocean with him, and he wanted me to HU with this dolphin. I got comfortable and all, but then, check this, my GF was watching the whole time! She stationed herself in a swimmers butt and she plopped out.
Im in so much trouble, i hope the baby eels dont see our fights
12-01-2004, 07:52 PM
#49
Go Giants
Originally Posted by RMATIC09
yea this one time i was talking to this seabass, and hes like "i got a friend for you", so i went into the ocean with him, and he wanted me to HU with this dolphin. I got comfortable and all, but then, check this, my GF was watching the whole time! She stationed herself in a swimmers butt and she plopped out.
Im in so much trouble, i hope the baby eels dont see our fights
, i guess that's a sign, yes i can.
12-25-2004, 11:18 PM
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Aight, so to keep this thread alive, not knowing if thats a good idea, ill add a mini story.
My friend met some chick, she told him to bring a friend, so he was gonna "hook me up", thats cool, im always down.
So we head out, meeet up with these girls, the girl for me is, pretty hot, so thats cool.
Once she opens her mouth, i think to myself "goddammit, why cant i meet a hot girl, with a good personality? fucking shit diehirria"
This girl was a fucking BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. On her cell phone the whole night, literally, we rented a movie, the whole entire movie!!!!, she was going on about how she wanted to see this guy "josh",. Like jesus girl, i dont care if ur not intersted, although i am hot and my balls would like great on your face, but if your not, at least be NICE, and not a fucking COLD FUCK.
She went into the bathroom to talk on her cell phone, which is the only nice thing she did, better on the toilet then on the couch.
then when leaving, she mumbled good bye "nice to meett u", with her back turned, i didnt even respond
FUCK YOU BITCH!
And we saw dodgeball, great movie! 2 thumbsup
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My friend met some chick, she told him to bring a friend, so he was gonna "hook me up", thats cool, im always down.
So we head out, meeet up with these girls, the girl for me is, pretty hot, so thats cool.
Once she opens her mouth, i think to myself "goddammit, why cant i meet a hot girl, with a good personality? fucking shit diehirria"
This girl was a fucking BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. On her cell phone the whole night, literally, we rented a movie, the whole entire movie!!!!, she was going on about how she wanted to see this guy "josh",. Like jesus girl, i dont care if ur not intersted, although i am hot and my balls would like great on your face, but if your not, at least be NICE, and not a fucking COLD FUCK.
She went into the bathroom to talk on her cell phone, which is the only nice thing she did, better on the toilet then on the couch.
then when leaving, she mumbled good bye "nice to meett u", with her back turned, i didnt even respond
FUCK YOU BITCH!
And we saw dodgeball, great movie! 2 thumbsup
,
12-26-2004, 12:45 AM
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haha, good story.
my brother is actually hooking me up with one of his girlfriends friends tomorrow. he says shes hott, and shes going to fsu with me, so it would be a good idea. so lets see how it goes.
my brother is actually hooking me up with one of his girlfriends friends tomorrow. he says shes hott, and shes going to fsu with me, so it would be a good idea. so lets see how it goes.
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