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Old 01-14-2004 | 09:09 PM
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I had an epiphany (non-religious) today......

Today I realized girls will come and go, get what you can, either friendship or pussy, and move on. Never stop, because the girls want you just as much as you want them, you just have to find the right circumstances. Everyone has a button to push, you just have to find it. Ladies go out to find guys, just as guys go out to find ladies. It isn't a hopeless battle, it's a joint effort.


Take what you want, get what you need, and fuck the hoes.













I know you've all been trying to tell me this for months, but I got it now.

BTW, there is a point to this, but I can't go into it right now.
Old 01-14-2004 | 09:14 PM
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This can mean only one thing........whose poon did you tang?
Old 01-14-2004 | 09:20 PM
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actuall it could also mean a chick hurt him
Old 01-14-2004 | 09:30 PM
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Reads more like the latter.
Old 01-14-2004 | 09:31 PM
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actuall it could also mean a chick hurt him
Yeah but I like trying to keep shit positive :P
Old 01-14-2004 | 09:32 PM
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well better u came 2this realization now than trying 2 be a hopeless romatic ur whole life....i.e. a loser
Old 01-14-2004 | 10:46 PM
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i so with you on that
Old 01-15-2004 | 12:03 AM
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Originally posted by unsure
well better u came 2this realization now than trying 2 be a hopeless romatic ur whole life....i.e. a loser
Old 01-15-2004 | 12:12 AM
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dude, hoes before bros.
Old 01-15-2004 | 12:19 AM
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Originally posted by unsure
well better u came 2this realization now than trying 2 be a hopeless romatic ur whole life....i.e. a loser
nothing wrong with being a hopeless romantic...to each their own...I consider myself a romantic in a sense(not hopeless), but im not a loser. Mother fuckers put labels on everybody too much these days, thats what i hate the most.
Old 01-15-2004 | 12:31 AM
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whats the ddeal minch
Old 01-15-2004 | 12:36 AM
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I have a feeling he realized that his "dream girl" (forgot her name) is just a ho that isnt worth all the frustration he was going through. He probably made her out to be something so much bigger and better than she really is. Hey i went through similar shit when i was younger, getting whipped over girls really easy...i had a similar ephiphany or whatever one day....but i am just speculating.

on a side not:
Why do people make threads and leave you hanging, finish the damn story? or dont mention it at all.
Old 01-15-2004 | 12:39 AM
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Originally posted by CL Hype
nothing wrong with being a hopeless romantic...to each their own...I consider myself a romantic in a sense(not hopeless), but im not a loser. Mother fuckers put labels on everybody too much these days, thats what i hate the most.
I see we have found a sore spot...........you loser.
Old 01-15-2004 | 12:39 AM
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Originally posted by CL Hype
I have a feeling he realized that his "dream girl" (forgot her name) is just a ho that isnt worth all the frustration he was going through. He probably made her out to be something so much bigger and better than she really is. Hey i went through similar shit when i was younger, getting whipped over girls really easy...i had a similar ephiphany or whatever one day....but i am just speculating.

on a side not:
Why do people make threads and leave you hanging, finish the damn story? or dont mention it at all.
I agree..............what a loser this guy is.
Old 01-15-2004 | 12:40 AM
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Originally posted by darrinb
whats the ddeal minch
minch tried to make a hoe a housewife,
and failed
lol......what a loser!
Old 01-15-2004 | 03:36 AM
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Originally posted by phinthesky
I agree..............what a loser this guy is.
.. :ghey:
Old 01-15-2004 | 06:25 AM
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Re: I had an epiphany (non-religious) today......

Originally posted by Minch00
Today I realized girls will come and go, get what you can, either friendship or pussy, and move on. Never stop, because the girls want you just as much as you want them, you just have to find the right circumstances. Everyone has a button to push, you just have to find it. Ladies go out to find guys, just as guys go out to find ladies. It isn't a hopeless battle, it's a joint effort.


Take what you want, get what you need, and fuck the hoes.













I know you've all been trying to tell me this for months, but I got it now.

BTW, there is a point to this, but I can't go into it right now.
and you got mad at me when i tried to tell you this months ago
Old 01-15-2004 | 08:28 AM
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Originally posted by CL Hype
nothing wrong with being a hopeless romantic...to each their own...I consider myself a romantic in a sense(not hopeless), but im not a loser. Mother fuckers put labels on everybody too much these days, thats what i hate the most.

nothing wrong w/being a romantic...i stated that if u were a hopless one than u would run into issues throughout ur whole life and get burnt like charcoal all the time...since ur not a hopeless romantic u have nothing 2 worry abt

u would be a loser if things dont work out, which quite a few times dont and are left w/nothing but questions IMO


2 each their own
Old 01-15-2004 | 11:05 AM
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phin likes to throw that loser term around.
Old 01-15-2004 | 11:16 AM
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Re: I had an epiphany (non-religious) today......

Originally posted by Minch00
Today I realized girls will come and go, get what you can, either friendship or pussy, and move on. Never stop, because the girls want you just as much as you want them, you just have to find the right circumstances. Everyone has a button to push, you just have to find it. Ladies go out to find guys, just as guys go out to find ladies. It isn't a hopeless battle, it's a joint effort.


Take what you want, get what you need, and fuck the hoes.
















I know you've all been trying to tell me this for months, but I got it now.

BTW, there is a point to this, but I can't go into it right now.

What a fucking retard!
Old 01-15-2004 | 12:06 PM
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Our minch is finally growing up!
Old 01-15-2004 | 03:28 PM
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you're still hopeless
Old 01-15-2004 | 03:41 PM
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Wow, how supportive you all seem.
Old 01-15-2004 | 04:53 PM
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Old 01-15-2004 | 08:00 PM
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Minch that was very well written! Important part is to walk the talk!
Old 01-15-2004 | 08:16 PM
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This guy has issues.
Old 01-15-2004 | 09:00 PM
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Minch, chill dog.

Advise: find an unattractive chick with a lot of friends, date her, treat here nice, bone the dog doo doo out of her and WATCH her go back and tell her friends then BINGO, your in.

BTW, you gotta do this before you get out of highschool.
Old 01-16-2004 | 03:47 PM
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You need to get offline and live w/o the internet for a bit. Geez.. every little thing is posted (i got a pimple today, nope it popped, wait, it's back, nope it was just a cheeto... and I love this girl named Stevie, should I like a girl with a guys name, etc.). Get out there, live, and figure shit out on your own.

Geez, I'd say that 95% of the people on here that are in their 20's got through HS just fine without soliciting advice or reporting their lives on the net.
Old 01-16-2004 | 05:59 PM
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I didnt ask for advice in high school. I just said fuck em all.


not literally.
Old 01-16-2004 | 06:36 PM
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Originally posted by juniorbean
You need to get offline and live w/o the internet for a bit. Geez.. every little thing is posted (i got a pimple today, nope it popped, wait, it's back, nope it was just a cheeto... and I love this girl named Stevie, should I like a girl with a guys name, etc.). Get out there, live, and figure shit out on your own.

Geez, I'd say that 95% of the people on here that are in their 20's got through HS just fine without soliciting advice or reporting their lives on the net.
Shhhh, don't ruin our entertainment.
Old 01-16-2004 | 08:07 PM
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Originally posted by juniorbean
You need to get offline and live w/o the internet for a bit. Geez.. every little thing is posted (i got a pimple today, nope it popped, wait, it's back, nope it was just a cheeto... and I love this girl named Stevie, should I like a girl with a guys name, etc.). Get out there, live, and figure shit out on your own.

Geez, I'd say that 95% of the people on here that are in their 20's got through HS just fine without soliciting advice or reporting their lives on the net.
How might one mistake a cheeto for a pimple?
Old 01-16-2004 | 08:27 PM
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Minch, live it up man. Have fun, get a tan, and hit them gurls while they are close.
Old 01-20-2004 | 09:04 PM
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Old 01-20-2004 | 10:28 PM
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Originally posted by ABreece
If you aren't laid by summer we're gonna have to stomp your ass, you know that, right?
hey im in teh same grade as him, i probably wont have gotten laid by summer

not by choice, but by circumstance

people aren't here are fucks anyway, i'll live it up w/ the ladies in college
Old 01-21-2004 | 04:01 PM
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Minch took a shit all over himself and couldn’t find his ding a ling. minch let me tell you from a chi town brother(aka nigga), you are my main man, but you are no pimp even though you got the fly glasses now, and you moved from a 1940s haircut to early 1990s. I guess you could say its still progress nether the less. But my main man what you got to do is take that ass plug out of your ass and let loose. I know it might hurt a tad the 1st couple times you get penetrated but hey that’s life what can you do? After all you are a 300 pound nigga face so you should be able to support a thick 8" cock pulsating your sphinkter. minch let a fellow acura-cl type R member be your guide, like myself or that pimp daddy ashburner, you need to rip up that pussy from the inside out (although some prefer from the outside in). Make those vaginal walls look like a bad case of termites in a wood house; can you say raw vaginal beating? Damn got to love those 20 year old honeys that have a pussy that has aged passed your average 50 year old twat that has been off the hook slammed for an average of about 200 bangs a year. Will she be your vanilla milk shake, or your chocolate fudge? That’s up to you my brother.

Acura-CL I love you

Everyone on the east side holler back my nigros be safe. Now to every one of you 2pac mother fuckers on the west side, I couldn’t give a fuck about you so no shout out right now. Must be da money! Now for a quick Ebonics lesson. dat twat be all up in da minch-mister fo rizel minchbizel is a biach but we all know he is the true hustla for dizel he be the mack in the rizel.

Live Large and be Safe.

The Punisher.
Old 01-21-2004 | 04:55 PM
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Originally posted by 03CLsPunisher
Minch took a shit all over himself and couldn’t find his ding a ling. minch let me tell you from a chi town brother(aka nigga), you are my main man, but you are no pimp even though you got the fly glasses now, and you moved from a 1940s haircut to early 1990s. I guess you could say its still progress nether the less. But my main man what you got to do is take that ass plug out of your ass and let loose. I know it might hurt a tad the 1st couple times you get penetrated but hey that’s life what can you do? After all you are a 300 pound nigga face so you should be able to support a thick 8" cock pulsating your sphinkter. minch let a fellow acura-cl type R member be your guide, like myself or that pimp daddy ashburner, you need to rip up that pussy from the inside out (although some prefer from the outside in). Make those vaginal walls look like a bad case of termites in a wood house; can you say raw vaginal beating? Damn got to love those 20 year old honeys that have a pussy that has aged passed your average 50 year old twat that has been off the hook slammed for an average of about 200 bangs a year. Will she be your vanilla milk shake, or your chocolate fudge? That’s up to you my brother.

Acura-CL I love you

Everyone on the east side holler back my nigros be safe. Now to every one of you 2pac mother fuckers on the west side, I couldn’t give a fuck about you so no shout out right now. Must be da money! Now for a quick Ebonics lesson. dat twat be all up in da minch-mister fo rizel minchbizel is a biach but we all know he is the true hustla for dizel he be the mack in the rizel.

Live Large and be Safe.

The Punisher.
I bet you're some skinny white guy with pimples...have you ever even SEEN a black guy?
Old 01-21-2004 | 06:52 PM
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