View Poll Results: On Average - How many times do you change positions per fuk?
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How many times do you change positions per session?
06-20-2007, 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Babyfer
hhhmm you remember me..... the answer is yes, at least he has a job now, but guess what i got laid off in march.. i just have to realize that i'm just doomed to not have sex, it's been since feb, like b4 valentines day. and there is no way he's cheating, he has no time to... lol... he just has ZERO sex drive 
06-20-2007, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Babyfer
hhhmm you remember me..... the answer is yes, at least he has a job now, but guess what i got laid off in march.. i just have to realize that i'm just doomed to not have sex, it's been since feb, like b4 valentines day. and there is no way he's cheating, he has no time to... lol... he just has ZERO sex drive
Sux. http://www.cheapbatteries.com/
06-20-2007, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Babyfer
hhhmm you remember me..... the answer is yes, at least he has a job now, but guess what i got laid off in march.. i just have to realize that i'm just doomed to not have sex, it's been since feb, like b4 valentines day. and there is no way he's cheating, he has no time to... lol... he just has ZERO sex drive
06-20-2007, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Babyfer
hhhmm you remember me..... the answer is yes, at least he has a job now, but guess what i got laid off in march.. i just have to realize that i'm just doomed to not have sex, it's been since feb, like b4 valentines day. and there is no way he's cheating, he has no time to... lol... he just has ZERO sex drive
Seriously. Time to get laid. There's probably about 1,000 guys on this board alone that would satisfy that hunger. (The unmarried ones I hope) What he's doing is unfair, unnatural and wrong. You've suffered enough.
Tell him your going out to get some and see how he reacts.
And
about no sex drive. He's fooled you. He's getting it somewhere else. Update that thread, we can discuss it further there.
06-20-2007, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Babyfer
hhhmm you remember me..... the answer is yes, at least he has a job now, but guess what i got laid off in march.. i just have to realize that i'm just doomed to not have sex, it's been since feb, like b4 valentines day. and there is no way he's cheating, he has no time to... lol... he just has ZERO sex drive
... Sorry to hear that, I hate bammas that do that shyt!!! I jus met a girl a lil while ago that left her fiance cuz he never hit it. So you know I haaad to take care of that for a lil!! lol
Originally Posted by dom
Seriously. Time to get laid. There's probably about 1,000 guys on this board alone that would satisfy that hunger. (The unmarried ones I hope) What he's doing is unfair, unnatural and wrong. You've suffered enough.
Tell him your going out to get some and see how he reacts.
And about no sex drive. He's fooled you. He's getting it somewhere else.
Update that thread, we can discuss it further there.
Tell him your going out to get some and see how he reacts.
And
about no sex drive. He's fooled you. He's getting it somewhere else. Update that thread, we can discuss it further there.
Girls turnin into lesbians, now guys not fuckin their girls like theyre SUPPOSED TO!!!... WHATS GOING ON IN THE WORLD!!!!... Best thing you can do is 
and jus say 
or maybe 
.
06-20-2007, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Titand19
does changing holes count? sometimes in dogie, I just pull out and stick it int he shitter
06-20-2007, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by dom
Seriously. Time to get laid. There's probably about 1,000 guys on this board alone that would satisfy that hunger. (The unmarried ones I hope) What he's doing is unfair, unnatural and wrong. You've suffered enough.
Tell him your going out to get some and see how he reacts.
And about no sex drive. He's fooled you. He's getting it somewhere else.
Update that thread, we can discuss it further there.
Tell him your going out to get some and see how he reacts.
And
about no sex drive. He's fooled you. He's getting it somewhere else. Update that thread, we can discuss it further there.
06-20-2007, 07:11 PM
#51
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Originally Posted by svtmike
If "in" and "out" count as separate positions ... two.
I was thinking Get On, then Get off as being two different positions.Usually 2-3 nearly always ending with her on top.
06-20-2007, 08:42 PM
#52
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Originally Posted by fdl
Does in the butt count as another position?
What? What? In the butt
does indeed count.
06-21-2007, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by L's TL
laughn my fuckin ass off...im laughin so hard my girl got mad at me 4 laughin so loud...its got b at least 5 on a lazy day 4 me tho...& for the record wen i get married if im not gettin any im leavin or bringin girls home for her to watch
THIS MAN IS HILARIOUS!!! LMAO 
Originally Posted by mrsteve
Typically 3 different versions of me on top... then her on top... then doggie
Thas Right Thas Right!!!
06-23-2007, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by NetEditor
In the same amount of time?
A better question is: How long do you stay in each position?
And to whoever answered zero: Shit, I change positions at least once when I'm jacking off.
A better question is: How long do you stay in each position?
And to whoever answered zero: Shit, I change positions at least once when I'm jacking off.
06-23-2007, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by moeronn
I was thinking Get On, then Get off as being two different positions.Usually 2-3 nearly always ending with her on top.
06-23-2007, 08:17 AM
#59
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Originally Posted by svtmike
What? What? In the butt
does indeed count.
does indeed count.
I average about 4 position changes. If I'm feeling lazy, it can been 0-1 while letting her do all the work.
06-23-2007, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by levon1830
I average about 4 position changes. If I'm feeling lazy, it can been 0-1 while letting her do all the work.
07-16-2007, 10:17 PM
#63
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5 to 7. Missionary, parallel parking, x-box, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, rodeo, and finish off with doggie. Depends on whether i got "whisky d-ck" or not, more booze, more positions.
07-16-2007, 10:22 PM
#64
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Originally Posted by MightySemen
Ok.. I jus thought about it, and if everything is done correct you can FLY past 2-3.. Unless you got no stamina.. Ouch. Well, "Missionary" should always be followed by the "Pile Driver" and the "Lift Off", but I like the "Folded Chair" better. Then maybe switchin to "Parallel Parking" as a general position, but if you were lookin for another pos. that would ultimatley change into ANOTHER I say go for "The Wishbone" if you wanna go back to "Mission" and possible "Cowgirl" or "Reverse Cowgirl" (Dependin on what you wanna see LOL) or you can go for "The Rail Splitter" if you wanna turn the other cheek. 
. From the Splitter you can go "Doggie", and then my favorite.. "The Plowman"!!! Okay I'm done. Sorry for the paragraph. Please dont give me neg. points for this. LOL 
Ouch. Well, "Missionary" should always be followed by the "Pile Driver" and the "Lift Off", but I like the "Folded Chair" better. Then maybe switchin to "Parallel Parking" as a general position, but if you were lookin for another pos. that would ultimatley change into ANOTHER I say go for "The Wishbone" if you wanna go back to "Mission" and possible "Cowgirl" or "Reverse Cowgirl" (Dependin on what you wanna see LOL) or you can go for "The Rail Splitter" if you wanna turn the other cheek. . From the Splitter you can go "Doggie", and then my favorite.. "The Plowman"!!! Okay I'm done. Sorry for the paragraph. Please dont give me neg. points for this. LOL and 
07-17-2007, 11:06 AM
#65
I now drive an accord....
Originally Posted by Acuraluvr
-missionary
-doggie
-69
-the teacup
-the cuban sandwich
-the teabag
-finish with the frosty walrus
but then again i can only last for the first 4 minutes of the first so...
-doggie
-69
-the teacup
-the cuban sandwich
-the teabag
-finish with the frosty walrus
but then again i can only last for the first 4 minutes of the first so...
If you even doing anything at 15, you prob not moving past one position
07-17-2007, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by thrty8street
oh shit son i need to start taking notes n shit, smashing 101 n shit. yall should make diagrams with steps as a visual aid.
07-19-2007, 11:45 AM
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For whoever is in NY, just walk up to Times Square. They sell a cheat sheet probably $2 or 3. The title is 101 positions. I've seen people buy it and the good part is that most immediately hide it in six folds.
07-20-2007, 09:11 PM
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reverse cowgirl is when her ass is facing you and she moves up/down or back/forth on your woody and you occasionally put your finger in the area where her asshole is about to move to 
"oops how did that get in there"
"oops how did that get in there"
07-21-2007, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by KLepTo
her on top facing you, riding you. like, a cowgirl.
And, of course, it's best if she's riding bareback.
07-21-2007, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by NetEditor
Don't forget the ass-less leather chaps. Yeehaw!
And, of course, it's best if she's riding bareback.
And, of course, it's best if she's riding bareback.
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