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10-20-2007 | 04:01 PM

#41

wndrlst

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Dear JJ,

I am truly sorry you want to fuck your friend, but she won't let you.

Sincerely,

Wndrlst

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10-20-2007 | 04:25 PM

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JJ4Short

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wndrlst

Dear JJ,

I am truly sorry you want to fuck your friend, but she won't let you.

Sincerely,

Wndrlst

Dear Wndrlst,

I too am truly sorry but hopefully I can turn my frown upside down.

Sincerely

JJ aka reminds you of your patients

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10-20-2007 | 04:31 PM

#43

wndrlst

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ4Short

Dear Wndrlst,

I too am truly sorry but hopefully I can turn my frown upside down.

Sincerely

JJ aka reminds you of your patients

Where's the horsie smiley?

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10-20-2007 | 10:39 PM

#44

amisconception

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JJ I don't see why your night was bad or annoying, sounds like girl B is interested

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10-22-2007 | 12:46 PM

#45

Shalooby

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Try this:

Walk up to girl, say "Hi - (lick your eyebrows) wanna dance? "

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10-22-2007 | 01:39 PM

#46

Mike 350Z

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It sounds like you're being a little too easy for Girl B. Quit telling her how much you wanna bang her because you're just giving her all the power. Be more mysterious.

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10-22-2007 | 01:42 PM

#47

Whiskers

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Shalooby

Try this:

Walk up to girl, say "Hi - (lick your eyebrows) wanna dance? "

Do you lick her eyebrows or your own?

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10-22-2007 | 02:46 PM

#48

hornyleprechaun

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskers

Do you lick her eyebrows or your own?

Both

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10-22-2007 | 04:22 PM

#49

JJ4Short

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike 350Z

It sounds like you're being a little too easy for Girl B. Quit telling her how much you wanna bang her because you're just giving her all the power. Be more mysterious.

You are correct sir. Since then I have backed off, at first it was just to see if she would do it, the girl was recently messing with was a busy chick who didn't want to date so I was blunt and just came straight out and it worked. Now I actually like Girl B more then that so i am going to back off.

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10-23-2007 | 12:33 AM

#50

Python2121

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How do I do it?

Sex panther by Odeon. They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

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10-23-2007 | 08:30 AM

#51

Shalooby

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskers

Do you lick her eyebrows or your own?

Your own of course. When she see's you do that the rest is easy.

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10-23-2007 | 01:57 PM

#52

revitupwriteitoff

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lol @ Python

you mean to tell me that none of the lesbos on AZ will date you, JJ?

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10-24-2007 | 10:45 AM

#53

leedogg

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ4Short

CLiff notes:
I met a girl
girl turns out to be annoying
I still want to fuck my friend
She knows it
She won't let me
Sad
We are going running today
the end.

You are her personal Meatsicle. A meatsicle that she keeps locked away in a glass container and only breaks in case of emergencies (see EM Raw for reference)

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10-24-2007 | 12:29 PM

#54

Mizouse

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must.. take... notes....

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10-24-2007 | 09:22 PM

#55

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Originally Posted by EuRTSX

"Usually."

well you have to consider the fact she might be a lesbian...

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10-26-2007 | 07:54 PM

#56

GunnmeTaLCURA04

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ4Short

I actually want to plow the chick who is trying to hook me up with these chicks. The one that has me out at the club. We have been friends for 10 years and normally I wouldn't even try to pass friend zone but hot damn she gives those crotch hugs and all the time. It kills me. Slept over the other night and I wake up and she hugs me and she hugs me and makes me eggs. I told her the other day I wanted to be more then friends...she won't let it happen! BTW she dated a white boy for the last 5 years and is going on a date this thursday with another white boy...UGH! THE WHITE MAN HAS BEATEN ME AGAIN! I'll get you next time!

she's the one!!!

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10-27-2007 | 04:49 AM

#57

ILLustriousUA6

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u let your guard down for her already.. She controls u now, budd.. she makes the decision whether u get her or not man...

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10-27-2007 | 06:27 PM

#58

Anachostic

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I agree with that. I've always been the "I like you as a friend" guy. I've had many chances to advance a relationship and blew them because I was too passive.

Study up on The Ladder Theory and apply it. Read some Tucker Max . Remember people (not just women) desire what they feel they can't have.

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10-27-2007 | 09:05 PM

#59

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last two posters know wtf they are talking about.

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10-28-2007 | 01:31 AM

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JJ4Short

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AcuraTLboi

u let your guard down for her already.. She controls u now, budd.. she makes the decision whether u get her or not man...

Naw she doesn't. Its weird you have to meet her to see how she acts she doesnt take advantage of anyone. Plus I don't sweat her much because I do have someone else I am fucking with. Only problem with her is that she is weird and artsy so I dont go do anything with her except the deed. Right now I am in my trial and error phase. Just see if I can be bold as shit and see if it works.

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