Alright, is it really bad if you roll up to Homecoming dateless? It's in about two weeks, and I don't really have anyone that I want to ask that isn't already taken, and I'm not the type of guy to settle for something I don't really want, it'll end up being bad for both of us.

Plus it's $40 a ticket, that's expensive shit, then dinner and whatnot.....

Should I just go and have a good time, not worrying about keeping some girl happy for the evening? Or should I try and get someone.....

Doesn't really matter to me.....the Bentley drop-top I'm getting can fit three hunnies that I'm bound to pick up there

 

Oh yeah, that girl I'm always talking about......turns out she's going with some dude that's 5 inches shorter than her....:angry:

I'm sorry, but your date shouldn't be shorter than you Brittany.....

 

homecoming wasnt a big deal at my school. i went dateless. and the football team lost. and i didnt go to the crappy dance after that.

 

haha, callin out names now huh... anyways, for homecoming you dont need a date, jost go there and make sure you leave with someone, lol, or actually, go there with one of the chicks whose phone number you got that day in 5 mins... just be like, go... i dunno, but dont go to prom dateless, thatd suck

 

lol I dont date guys shorter than me, and im 5'9

 

prom?

 

our homecoming games/dances/whatever sucked seriously. the football team won one year, i think. i went with a bunch of friends, never had a date (damn you, high school!). just go, have fun. it seems like its a big to-do at y'alls school. and hey, your chick might be going with another guy but that doesnt mean you still cant dance with her or talk to her!

 

Yeah, you know, that awful place filled with balloons and bad pop music from the day we had to endure? Where the chaperones watched like hawks for some odd reason? Where our friend made an ass of himself on the dance floor two years in a row? the one we made you bring a stuffed animal to one year? that prom? lol

 

Go with some homies & chill in the Bentley...

You'll pull your hair out trying to find a date anyhow...

 

tellin him to make sure not to go to prom dateless... a little ahead of time... but still, i couldnt imagine that...

 

yeah thanks for reminding me. im glad you think thats funny, but if you havent picked up after all these years, i didnt think it was.

and i thought we were talking about homecoming.

 

don't know if you have any close friends bro, but if so that's the move
don't sweat the little things - this really isn't that big of a deal - really i know it seems like it, but you'll look back and be like DAAAAAAMMNNNN i shoulda/coulda, but it's all good -it'll seem funny -trust me --take some friends -guys girls whatever and just have a good time - i wish i had a bent to roll at a homecoming
hang tough bro

 

1. Drink alot that night..get trashed before you go
2. Have one of your boys set u up with one of his girls friends
3. The girl you came with dosent have to be the same girl you leave with!


Bro..go with an open mind...Talk to every girl you can..and be cocky as fuck..some girl will just fall for that shit and wanan suck it..

 

I wouldn't waste my time/money.

 

Yeah prom, the one I never went to (thank God)

 

Prom OWNED for me man... drunk as hell, went with a hot chick... had a lot of fun in the limo.... after prom wnt out to club EXIT to see Paul Van Dyk... THAT SHIT WAS SOOOOO FUUNNN... PVD was the shit...first time i saw him live

 

Nor do I.

 

Don't sweat not having a date.....you'll have more fun chillin' with your boys and not having to worry over some girl and make sure she's content, having fun, etc........

Hey.......can I ride in the Bentley??!!! #1 STUNNA...WHA WHA WHA WHA !!!!!!!

 

I would certainly hope not, Pete.

 

HEY! short guys can be cool too mang (I'm 5'8')

 

ok, here's the game plan....
roll to homecoming dateless have a good time and be worry free, find a party and have an awesome time, fuck some other guy's date.

add getting trashed at the party and thats my gameplan. i havent taken a date since freshman year. just have a good time.

GRAB A BEER ITS SENIOR YEAR!

 

there are gonna be tons and tons of cops and everyones gonna get brethalized this year

last year we had an issue where everyone got really drunk and everyone was falling over drunk and 10 or so people needed their stomach pumped

we were in every newspaper and on the orilly factor, im sure someone has heard of it

 

i heard of it..i was like fuggin rich kids... lol, homecoming game for my old BS high school is this sat... and since im a local so i goess imma be out there puffin on one of me new cigars i just bought watchin the game... hopefully we win

 

i hope ur not paying 4 the usage i.e. rental of a bentley....save that 4 the prom ...

 

Take that $40, buy a HO, & a condom & get laid!

 

um do what mikey and italian said....

 

Minch, I am sorry but you are the biggest pussy ever possible. You are 6 4 300 lbs and you are acting like your 5 foot 100 pound faggot. You need to just start tapping that ass all day. Down here in gardens, there are hoes all over, if you cant tap any up in orlando i feel bad for ya. Come on man, up in Orlando you even got those girls who fuck their dad, and you still cant get any. Thats bad, real bad. Ask some hoe to homecoming, dont pay for their shit, and fuck her at the end of the night.

 

I'm going to homecoming, if i didnt have a date i'd just go to the afterparties. Dont you know some people who are renting out hotels, just go with some people and get drunk early and meet up with everyone. Some girl will be as drunk as you and just put it on her. And if you decide to go, most of the time you go home with a different girl anyway.

 

 

minch doesn't want to get drunk... (he doesnt drink) and he doesnt want to just fuck some hot broad (he wants to make love i bet) i dunno man. if i was him, id do like i said before... call one of the hoes that gave me their number in that little aforementioned 5 minutes... and straight SLORE THEM OUT THAT NIGHT... haha... how about this... if you cant fuck a girl by the time you go out to see dbox... dbox gets you no POON... just head or somthing... i mean come on... if ya want me to... ill throw you some dough for a hot ass orlando escort....

 

u should be his date for homecoming

 

thats short? Ha!

try bein 5'6"

 

 

ha Im 5'9

 

unless you are dating, and she wants to-- even then dont push it unless she wants too, you'll have fun going elsewhere

 

Dude, no offense, but have you read any of my other posts?

 

Minch add me to the list of people who want to get you laid. You live somewhat close, so if i find some girl for you i'll drive you down.

 

LOL thanks.....but I'm pretty sure Dbox has me covered

 

Damn, what are yall gonna do, take up a freaking collection? lol

 

Mebbe