Cause I did. Its today and my wife is pissed!!!

 

ouch. i screwed up valentines day once...it was not pretty, can't imagine an anniversary. I have it in iCal so I wont forget.

 

Tomorrow I'm going to add everything to my calendar...

 

Ouch...

 

Take her shopping for a purse

 

Jewelry works well. Make it very shiny, and then suck-up however you need to. Plus, get the Hell of VZ and go spend some time with her!!!!

JEEZE!

 

that sucks. good luck

 

She said she didn't want anything except for me to remember...

 

She seems to be in good spirits, maybe I will make it....

 

LOL, lucky guy.

 

Aahh... make the dinner and give her a massage. Or ask your kid to help you make a card (make him draw on the front page).

 

I got the kid on the case, but she is insisting on making dinner...Good call on the massage....

 

Make sure you give her a happy ending!

 

Its too late to give her a purse...

 

Then get her a stud who CAN give her a happy ending! Don't be selfish Whiskers, today is not about you!

 

Its my anniversary too

 

That's why you get to watch ya nut!

 

That's not the threesome I envisioned...

 

Don't forget the candlelight with the message.

 

What is it with women and candles?

 

Everything's sexier in muted light. Can't see imperfections, maybe. Plus if you get nice ones they smell good. We like romance to involve all of our senses, not just hump and run.

Although....sometimes that's okay too (especially if you have kids). Just not on Anniversaries. Nor when you're in trouble.

 

Let's see...it's around just after 5 there, so in about 3 hours or so, my gift is going to start looking pretty good!

Gypsy bought up a good point though...you already forgot the gift, you screwed that up in typical Whiskers fashion...so now, you are going to spend the night on the couch - because you are spending all day on AZ!! Hahahaha!

Yeah...my gift option is going to look reeeaaaalll good, real soon! You should start calling black guys right now!

 

Maybe he's no longer listening.

 

This thread is turning into a interracial bisexual orgy...

 

Just tryin' to help......I do know a thing or two about women.

 

I'm probably the reason women go lesbian...

 

Damn I like that chick's style...

 

Don't you like that???

 

I'm a bit of a prude when it comes to other men's black cocks in my wife....

 

Oh common, Whiskers. Don't be sore with me. Let's kiss and make up. Smooch. Now take some good advice, and go get yourself out of hot water.

 

Hahaha...good luck on the anniversary thing man...you must've already thought of something if you are on here joking it up with us! Have fun!

 

Ill be fine...Its only a 12 year one....Not like I forgot a good one....Nobody likes 12..

 

Ouch!
Well, happy 12th, and don't forget your source of support like that again!
FWIW, I haven't ever forgotten my anniversary, although that doesn't mean I did as much as I should have at the time.

 

Well, hopefully someone will tell me that they also forgot so I can feel better...

 

Massage + intimate atmosphere + you asking her what you can do today = non-dead Whiskers.

 

Sorry dude. I just don't see how you could. It's not like you got too wrapped up with your job or something. You better rent her a good man-whore.

 

To my defense, we are going to Spain on Thursday, planning my son's birthday party and dealing with school stuff...

 

Time to start writing shit down dude.

 

What part of Spain? I was thinking about going there this summer. No particular part though...and school stuff will fog up the mind, but I was gonna say you were busy with the "Pretty Girl" thread.

 

So, you're online telling us about it instead of doing something about it...?