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Old 04-27-2008, 09:01 AM
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Has Anyone Ever Forgotten Their Anniversary?
Cause I did. Its today and my wife is pissed!!!
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Old 04-27-2008, 09:05 AM
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ouch. i screwed up valentines day once...it was not pretty, can't imagine an anniversary. I have it in iCal so I wont forget.
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Old 04-27-2008, 09:21 AM
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Tomorrow I'm going to add everything to my calendar...
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Old 04-27-2008, 09:35 AM
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Old 04-27-2008, 09:55 AM
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Jewelry works well. Make it very shiny, and then suck-up however you need to. Plus, get the Hell of VZ and go spend some time with her!!!!

JEEZE!
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that sucks. good luck
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Take her shopping for a purse
She said she didn't want anything except for me to remember...
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Old 04-27-2008, 10:06 AM
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She seems to be in good spirits, maybe I will make it....
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LOL, lucky guy.
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She said she didn't want anything except for me to remember...
Aahh... make the dinner and give her a massage. Or ask your kid to help you make a card (make him draw on the front page).
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Old 04-27-2008, 10:29 AM
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Aahh... make the dinner and give her a massage. Or ask your kid to help you make a card (make him draw on the front page).
I got the kid on the case, but she is insisting on making dinner...Good call on the massage....
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Make sure you give her a happy ending!
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Originally Posted by LotusTracker
Make sure you give her a happy ending!
Its too late to give her a purse...
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Old 04-27-2008, 10:42 AM
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Its too late to give her a purse...
Then get her a stud who CAN give her a happy ending! Don't be selfish Whiskers, today is not about you!
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Then get her a stud who CAN give her a happy ending! Don't be selfish Whiskers, today is not about you!
Its my anniversary too
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Old 04-27-2008, 10:47 AM
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Its my anniversary too
That's why you get to watch ya nut!
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That's why you get to watch ya nut!

That's not the threesome I envisioned...
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:00 AM
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Don't forget the candlelight with the message.
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Don't forget the candlelight with the message.
What is it with women and candles?
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:12 AM
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Everything's sexier in muted light. Can't see imperfections, maybe. Plus if you get nice ones they smell good. We like romance to involve all of our senses, not just hump and run.

Although....sometimes that's okay too (especially if you have kids). Just not on Anniversaries. Nor when you're in trouble.
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Let's see...it's around just after 5 there, so in about 3 hours or so, my gift is going to start looking pretty good!

Gypsy bought up a good point though...you already forgot the gift, you screwed that up in typical Whiskers fashion...so now, you are going to spend the night on the couch - because you are spending all day on AZ!! Hahahaha!

Yeah...my gift option is going to look reeeaaaalll good, real soon! You should start calling black guys right now!
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:24 AM
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Maybe he's no longer listening.
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This thread is turning into a interracial bisexual orgy...
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:26 AM
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Just tryin' to help......I do know a thing or two about women.
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:32 AM
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Just tryin' to help......I do know a thing or two about women.
I'm probably the reason women go lesbian...
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:33 AM
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Just tryin' to help......I do know a thing or two about women.
Damn I like that chick's style...
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:35 AM
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This thread is turning into a interracial bisexual orgy...
Don't you like that???
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Don't you like that???
I'm a bit of a prude when it comes to other men's black cocks in my wife....
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:56 AM
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Oh common, Whiskers. Don't be sore with me. Let's kiss and make up. Smooch. Now take some good advice, and go get yourself out of hot water.
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Hahaha...good luck on the anniversary thing man...you must've already thought of something if you are on here joking it up with us! Have fun!
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Old 04-27-2008, 12:01 PM
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Ill be fine...Its only a 12 year one....Not like I forgot a good one....Nobody likes 12..
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Cause I did. Its today and my wife is pissed!!!
Ouch!
Well, happy 12th, and don't forget your source of support like that again!
FWIW, I haven't ever forgotten my anniversary, although that doesn't mean I did as much as I should have at the time.
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Old 04-27-2008, 12:23 PM
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Well, hopefully someone will tell me that they also forgot so I can feel better...
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Massage + intimate atmosphere + you asking her what you can do today = non-dead Whiskers.
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Sorry dude. I just don't see how you could. It's not like you got too wrapped up with your job or something. You better rent her a good man-whore.
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Sorry dude. I just don't see how you could. It's not like you got too wrapped up with your job or something. You better rent her a good man-whore.
To my defense, we are going to Spain on Thursday, planning my son's birthday party and dealing with school stuff...
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To my defense, we are going to Spain on Thursday, planning my son's birthday party and dealing with school stuff...
Time to start writing shit down dude.
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To my defense, we are going to Spain on Thursday, planning my son's birthday party and dealing with school stuff...
What part of Spain? I was thinking about going there this summer. No particular part though...and school stuff will fog up the mind, but I was gonna say you were busy with the "Pretty Girl" thread.
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So, you're online telling us about it instead of doing something about it...?
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