I was about to quote my self but then I coundn't find that pic.

 

can't stop lookin' at that

 

I didn't understand any of this gibberish.

 

Wonderland is a movie about JOHN HOLMES

 

I've dealt with penises of all sizes. The smallest I've seen in person was about 2 inches. It looked like my thumb. The guy was ok at oral and stuff, but with a penis that small there literally wasn't much for me to do with it except suck it like a thumb or use my index finger and thumb to jack him off (that's all that I could wrap around it).

The biggest one I've seen was like 12 inches. No that sucker didn't go inside of me, I just played with it. IMO that was too damn big. I prefer my guys to have one between 5-9 inches and that's sufficient. Anything bigger than that and its poking into my uterus.

Also I don't like crooked ones. I messed with one of those and I ended up in the ER because he slammed into one of my walls and ripped me a new hole. I look back and laugh now because it is funny, but it did hurt like hell for a few days.

 

You got injured by a man with a crooked penis? Damn, that's a story for the kids someday

 

damn that must have SUCKED I mean I like it rough...but not that rough

 

2 inches! how tall was this guy? shoe size, etc?

 

Hahaha yeah.. he curved to the side, and no only does it look funny, but I now know it can cause serious injury. It probably didn't help that we were both drunk too... Talk about a first date gone bad!

 

 

Whoa...You fuck on the first date...

 

Sure sounds like it girl! I'll be careful of the curved ones next time a fuckable dick is in a 10 mile radius

 

The guy was half guatamalan, half filipino. Somewhere he got screwed in the gene pool. He's about 5'7 and when I was messing with him he was around 170... but now he's up to like 210 and I bet anything he probably can't even find his penis underneath his huge stomach....

The only reason I know what he still looks like is I ended up hooking up with his best friend who was my last ex. So I had to hang around the "lil guy" as well since they were buddies. The jacked up part about it is that I told my ex how big he was and he told all of their co-workers (they worked at the same place) at a cell phone company in the bay area. So now most of this bay area cell phone company knows this guy has a small ass dick!

And yes I did stop seeing him after I saw how tiny he was...

 

Yes I sure do! I'm trying not to make that a habit though Its gotten me into way too much trouble in the past!

 

so here is where the late-night crew hangs out now

 

omg, I fuck on the first date too! Small world!

 

 

I wish I could

 

and

 

What about slight up or down curves on an 8-incher and six circumference? How do you feel about those?

 

Slight up or down curves are fine in my book. The straight away ones tend to dig too deep and feel like they're poking something they shouldn't be. Its just those scary ones that curve to the right or left that scare me now...

 

Now how curved left and right are you talkin about? Not like a 90 degree right turn right? That'd be weird. in your situation, it seems like the guy would have to be pretty curved to do what happened, no?

 

I've heard that up or down curves are more effective at hitting the G-spot...depending on position.

 

I'd say like a 30 degree curve. You have to take into account that we were both really drunk so I couldn't distingish good pain vs. bad pain, it wasn't until it looked like a murder scene on his white comforter that we realized we had a problem talk about going from drunk to sober in like a second! I'm on the small side down there as well, so if its tilting one way or another you're bound to hit something you aren't supposed to!

 

Very true. No complaints about that here :wink:

 

Holy crap! 30 degrees! pi/6 ! Eek!! That's a lot of sideways curvature!

 

Kinda scary when you think about that sucker going in ANY hole now isn't is?

 

I know, its like a fish hook. lol. your new name is crime scene then. lol.

 

Yeah that would be hard to suck on. I don't want to even THINK about the other option...

 

one of the better and more informative threads i have read in a while...

 

I wonder how many people got that refrence.

 

Bingo

 

2 INCHES??? was he even erect??
I feel bad for the lil guy.

btw, where does he work? I want to sell him some pills.

 

Yeah he was 2 inches hard. I thought he was soft so I kept playing with it with the hopes to get it to grow. It didn't and he told me to stop. Next thing you know he came! He was clean shaven too so there was no mistaking it. The image of his lil penis is burned in my mind and I'm scarred for life!

If I had more money, I'd buy the guy one of those penis techniques. But it wouldn't help him any. He hasn't seen any pussy since I hooked him up 4 years ago. The reason I know this? He told me straight up! Why would a 2 inch penis lie?

 

I dunno, why would I? I mean him...

 

 

The first time a chick told me that, my head swelled to twice it's natural size........both of them.

Seriously though, chicks in general don't want huge. In fact what we may think is huge, for them is massive bordering on scary, and what we think is average, for them is huge, and what we think small, for them is average and so and so forth.

I have watched a few pornos in my day and back when I was an inexperienced young buck (17-19) I actually thought that my piece was inadequate. My girlfriend at the time I de-virginized so I figured a damn index finger would seem huge to her, so I discredited her reassurance that I was a good size.

It wasn't until I had more expereince with chicks who had more experience that I started to realize that not only was I not inadequate but I was just about perfect. By the time I was 22 I was completely satisfied with my dick and stopped worrying about it. I realized that girls were telling of their own volition what they thought about my dick, and these girls owed me nothing. They were fuck buddies, 2 month flings, they had no reason to lie to make me feel better. Yeah compared to the 13-inch kidney shifters in "Big Black Monster Dicks" most guys are so not packin, including me. But compared the average guy out there I am big, and thats all i need to know.

 

All I have to say, is I'm glad that Trojan makes magnums. I'm a magnum man, and have had no complaints, but numerous compliments I'd say size definately amounts for something, chicks can feel it better.

 

Yo try out Vivid Brand Larger condoms, I think you can only get them at condom shops. But they blow Magnums out of the water, they fit just as well and give you a better feel. I was a faithful Magnum user until I discovered those. Now whenever I wear a Magnum it feels like I fucking with a fur coat on my cock.

 

I bought the larger Trojans once only to find that they feel just as small as the normal ones. I'll try those two...if I can get them.