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Old May 29, 2005 | 04:01 PM
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Cool got a mighty mouse in your pocket?

ok, girls, gotta ask, since we hinted around it in our previous postings... does size matter? I only ask because I am "short" but my wife says she has more orgasms with me than with any of her previous lovers. I have had other pleased females in my life, too, so I am of the opinion that Ron Jeremy is over rated. Girls don't want sex to hurt (well, most of them anyway). Anybody have an epinion of this?
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Old May 29, 2005 | 04:04 PM
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I just got into an argument with someone about this yesterday. In any case I don't think size matters TOOO much...as long as I don't need tweezers to find what I'm working with it doesn't really matter. Its more of how he works it and if he knows what pleases me. I don't like it when a guy is too big, had a bad experience with that which ended up in no one getting laid that night
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Old May 29, 2005 | 04:10 PM
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Old May 29, 2005 | 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
I don't like it when a guy is too big, had a bad experience with that which ended up in no one getting laid that night


Again, sorry about that.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by gary_william
ok, girls, gotta ask, since we hinted around it in our previous postings... does size matter? I only ask because I am "short" but my wife says she has more orgasms with me than with any of her previous lovers. I have had other pleased females in my life, too, so I am of the opinion that Ron Jeremy is over rated. Girls don't want sex to hurt (well, most of them anyway). Anybody have an epinion of this?
I think size does matter. Nobody wants John Holmes, but we also don't want a Pee Wee...

But there's other factors as well... skinny or thick, straight or crooked... all women are going to want different things.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by BEETROOT
Again, sorry about that.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 05:54 PM
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I guess it matters less for intercourse and more for, ummm, playing with it. I would guess girls like to 'manhandle' the bigger ones

For intercourse, thickness matters a lot, because most girls will have better sex with thick ones. But then again, many women don't have orgasms if the big C isn't stimulated.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by youngTL
I guess it matters less for intercourse and more for, ummm, playing with it. I would guess girls like to 'manhandle' the bigger ones

For intercourse, thickness matters a lot, because most girls will have better sex with thick ones. But then again, many women don't have orgasms if the big C isn't stimulated.
i really hope you are girl answering this question.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
In any case I don't think size matters TOOOOOOOOOO much...:
Notice the "elonged" spelling of TO.

Hehe, sorry couldn't resist.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Loseit
i really hope you are girl answering this question.
Keep hoping. Why is it so strange that I know something about the way the female anatomy works? I do have some female friends that tell me stuff that they wouldn't tell their other friends.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by kensteele
Notice the "elonged" spelling of TO.

Hehe, sorry couldn't resist.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
as long as I don't need tweezers to find what I'm working with it doesn't really matter


Fine, suit yourself... But I woulda given you the best 8 seconds of your life... you know, once we found it.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 07:30 PM
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Fine, suit yourself... But I woulda given you the best 8 seconds of your life... you know, once we found it.
I guess now we'll never know
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Old May 29, 2005 | 07:38 PM
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The girth matters more for me than the length. I have to admit though that a pretty penis turns me on so it's not just the size but the proportion, shape, cut of the head, over-all look, etc. as well. But all these do not matter anymore if the guy is a lousy lover.

Good lover = knows how to kiss/caress and what to say, loves to please (inside and outside the bedroom), giving, attentive, sensual...
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Old May 29, 2005 | 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by sasha

Good lover = knows how to kiss/caress and what to say, loves to please (inside and outside the bedroom), giving, attentive, sensual...
totally with this statement. wtf are all those guys anyway
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Old May 29, 2005 | 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
totally with this statement. wtf are all those guys anyway
right here
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Old May 29, 2005 | 09:05 PM
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totally with this statement. wtf are all those guys anyway
here I is. Small dick but a talented tongue. I equate it to the blind piano tuner who has super hearing, so that one sense has compensated for the lack of the other. I learned to eat pussy just in case she were to be unhappy with my pee pee.

I have also heard that "big beef-slingers" think that just because they are "packing" means that they are good lovers, when quite the contrary may be true; they are only good at hitting the "home run" but not getting the "man on base", or a "bunt", or even a "sacrifice fly". So while it may be impressive to touch a woman's ribs from the inside, I am quite happy with my wife snuggling up to me afterward, satiated by me and my little guy.

So, about that "pretty penis" comment, and I know this has been covered in other forums, but what about piercings on and around the l'il fella. Does that add to or take away from the aesthetics of the penis? Would a woman, say GeishaGirl for example, shy away from a studded or ringed penis, or would this be more of a turn on?
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Old May 29, 2005 | 09:30 PM
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length doesn't really matter. it's girth. girth is very important.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by sasha

Good lover = knows how to kiss/caress and what to say, loves to please (inside and outside the bedroom), giving, attentive, sensual...
Where the fuck are all those girls? Girls are usually mad lazy.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by supermegaglossy
length doesn't really matter. it's girth. girth is very important.

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Old May 29, 2005 | 10:02 PM
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thickness, angle

a shorter dick that is thicker and with a small curve would serve a bitch better than a straight long skinny one


hahahahah it all depends on the bitch

im sure a black girl would love a big cock and do nothing less, but im sure most asian girls wont be dissapointed when they pull out a small pecker
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Old May 29, 2005 | 10:20 PM
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I thought more girls would have said its more about performance... I least I think so
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Old May 29, 2005 | 10:26 PM
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Size really doesn't matter if he knows how to work it. Although I have dumped a guy b/c he wasn't, um...adequate.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 10:28 PM
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Although I have dumped a guy b/c he wasn't, um...adequate.
You're so shallow...I despise women like you.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by gary_william
I have also heard that "big beef-slingers" think that just because they are "packing" means that they are good lovers, when quite the contrary may be true; they are only good at hitting the "home run" but not getting the "man on base", or a "bunt", or even a "sacrifice fly". So while it may be impressive to touch a woman's ribs from the inside, I am quite happy with my wife snuggling up to me afterward, satiated by me and my little guy.

Does that add to or take away from the aesthetics of the penis? Would a woman, say GeishaGirl for example, shy away from a studded or ringed penis, or would this be more of a turn on?
I've been with a couple big beef slingers that did a fantastic job of rounding the bases as well as sliding into home, so I don't know that that's true in all cases.
I've been with one lil fella and one slim jim and I can say that neither of those did the trick. They seemed to hump like lil overcompensating bunnies and that wasn't doing it for me

As for piercings... I'm not a fan of tongue or penis piercings... Tongue piercings hurt and penis piercings are just ugly.

I'm with the "pretty penis" comment... it is a turn on when its good lookin
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Old May 29, 2005 | 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by sunshineburn
I'm with the "pretty penis" comment... it is a turn on when its good lookin
I have never heard of that in my entire life.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 10:33 PM
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I truely believe that it's not the size of the cock, but the tightness of the gidge.






















That's because I'm very, very small.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 10:34 PM
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I have never heard of that in my entire life.

I've heard this. I've dated a few girls who would make fun of their ex's cocks. Crooked cocks, big sack w/ small shaft, purple head, etc. are real turnoffs.....evidently.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 10:35 PM
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Whats considered small
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Old May 29, 2005 | 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
Whats considered small

I just PM'd you a pic.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Crazy Sellout
Whats considered small
Less than 6 maybe?
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Old May 29, 2005 | 10:39 PM
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Ive never measured my cock, Im guessing this practice is normal. I think Ill go measure riiiight now.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Xenogen
Ive never measured my cock, Im guessing this practice is normal. I think Ill go measure riiiight now.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 10:52 PM
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I dont like this thread anymore
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Old May 29, 2005 | 10:59 PM
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I dont like this thread anymore
Liar. You know you just PMed Xenogen for pics.
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Old May 29, 2005 | 11:01 PM
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Liar. You know you just PMed Xenogen for pics.
Its true, but I didnt send it to him...
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Old May 29, 2005 | 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
totally with this statement. wtf are all those guys anyway


Let's see.......Orlando maybe?






And that argument was a good one
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Old May 30, 2005 | 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by mclarenf3387
Liar. You know you just PMed Xenogen for pics.

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Old May 30, 2005 | 12:46 AM
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Don't say that! I'll have to dust off my hard drive and search them out!

And besides thats' SOOOO NWS!!
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Old May 30, 2005 | 12:51 AM
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Originally Posted by sunshineburn
I've been with a couple big beef slingers that did a fantastic job of rounding the bases as well as sliding into home, so I don't know that that's true in all cases.
I've been with one lil fella and one slim jim and I can say that neither of those did the trick. They seemed to hump like lil overcompensating bunnies and that wasn't doing it for me

As for piercings... I'm not a fan of tongue or penis piercings... Tongue piercings hurt and penis piercings are just ugly.

I'm with the "pretty penis" comment... it is a turn on when its good lookin
You know what's worse than a bad looking dick? An unhygenic one!! There are NONE worse than the unwashed, residue ones :

Thin ones are a turn off, length isn't really important as long as it's 5 inches about (or more) but less than 10, and up and down curves are both okay, but left and right curves are a little bit of a turn off if they're extreme. Well any extreme curve sucks, but a little bit's not too bad.
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