COME ON...I didnt need to read that.

 

oops

 

What exactly do you mean by attractive? If I comb my public hair, maybe have a part on one side.. a little bit of gel to hold it in place... is this attractive?



I'm a Leo... its in our blood.

 

Girth is the key, or so woman tell me. They don't want a number 2 pencil, nor do they want a tuna can- you've got to be some place inbetween. As for what's "normal" this is what I was told and think it may be true. If your wang fits inside a standard paper towel roll, your below average in girth, if you don't fit, your average or above. As far as bends go, if you took a straight line off your wang from your pelvis and that is perpendicular to you(or 90º) a perfect angle would be 110º bent in the upward direction- i.e. pointing slightly towards the sky(if standing up). The theory behind this is that if your skilled in missionary position you will be in the PERFECT spot to stimulate the g-spot which produces a woman's strongest orgasm. If your a little shy of the 110º you can slide a pillow under her lower back and get damn near the same effect.

I know this because I participated with a survey and found out I was damn near perfect down there The sad part of the survey was that only 20% of those tested could even get hard to be measured- I guess they had stage fright, which I don't get because the nurse was hot! Also you had to guess about your size before and most guys were a little generous with there estamite(they all added about 2" to what it actually measured to). This all gave me even more confidence with what I was packing

 

It's like porn, you know a pretty penis when you see one

 

Just as you guys prefer girls with shaved boxes, I think it's prettier when there is less hair. We don't want to find a wild cock in the jungle.

 

This will now become my user signature.

 

yeah, pubes are gross. shave that shit.

we do, why can't you?

 

PS, pretty penises are a plus. a guy i know actually puts vaseline on his when he gets out of the shower. and DAMN, he's got some soft supple skin there. it's great.

 

In reading this thread, it appears as though I really need to work on my cock.


edit: I'm VERY tempted to post a link to a pic of my cock so that Sasha et al can give me some constructive criticism, but that would likely be my last post ever.

 

I agree and take it to the next level- patterns in the patch above my junk. As long as you can keep a straight face the first time she see's a question mark(?) or lightning bolt down there it really lightens the mood and is a good time- after all isn't that what its all about?

An encouraging note to those skeptical guys out there, I noticed a hieghtened level of enjoyment around the some what numb base after shaving. It is much more sensitive and pleasing having the region where your wang attaches to you and your boys shaved- try it and you'll be a believer. Oh and yes it may feel weird at first, but you'll get used to it- and you will also get some weird looks from your Dr.....

I wasn't aware I was getting a "turn your head and cough" test last time I went in, and they saw the question mark! She had a hard time not laughing, I just kept my head held high- which is hard to do when a woman you don't know has your berries in her hand- I swear things like this only happen to me

 

who says we don't?

Maybe not shave... but at least trim.

 

fuck that ingrown hair shit.

 

I trimmed down there on Friday.

 

What do you do about ingrown hairs? I tried it once, and vowed NEVER EVER again, because it was so itchy!

 

The first couple of times it was bad, but after that it happens maybe once a month. And I have been doing it for so long I forgot what it looked like all grown in!(like 5+ years)

I am excited because right now I am growing a "!" its nearly grown in, I am so proud! heh heh

 

I bet that breaks the ice in bed! When the mood is light, the performance is just right!

 

Exactly, you both just forget to be uptight and enjoy yourself and each other- its the ultimate!

 

Guys that worry = the worst performers IMO.

 

Its funny I used to not worry just jump in but with my current girlfriend it usually hurts to have sex so its a bit annoying because sometimes we will have a full session on afterwards she will tell me it hurt the whole time. I dunno its stupid and annoying but meh don't know what to do.

 

Time to hand over your girl to me.

















joking dude

 

Maybe you're ramming too hard and deep? If you're large, you gotta be gentle.

 

Maybe he should. Girls don't complain about it hurting with "smaller" guys!




Sorry I couldn't help myself.

 

Maybe she is not lubricated enough (more foreplay or just use lube)? Maybe you are too big for her?

 

 

IB teh "do I have a pretty penis" threads

 

I think is itching to start such a thread.

 

small guys get all the benefits...easily deep-throated, can go all the way in...
or so I heard

 

i used to have this same problem. I felt bad so i asked her to tell me when it started to hurt and it made things better for her. I had no idea she was in pain so it helped both of us i think

 

STEAK LOBSTER and shit now DIAMONDS! Im so in it to win IT

 

better remember my DIAMONDS boy!!!!!!!!

 

Sure...I bet you cant even tell the difference from CZ...

 

bitch you don't know who you're talking to

 

You're one of the smart ones.

 

at the :noriko: Anyways commenting on everything. Never really Got a ruler down there to see. hmmmm might try that where do i start at Never got any complaints in my department. Not saying im part of the WONDERLAND gang (few will get that). Also dont shave but I trim "fawk that itchy shit" I adjust my SAC enough I use the elcetric razor make sure u charge does batteries :ouch:

 

too much info.

 

damn right

 

 

I love that pic.