lol but shes not THAT good looking.

 

dayum sux u shoulda see it man, dont worry im iliterate when comes to reading what girls are thinking

 

Shit...Misread the title of this thread. Thought it said "Getting It On"...

Damn...

 

Unless the gay roommate hits on Ern!

I sold out twice with girls hitting on me and both here blatant! First time I worked at a camp and one of the fellow counselors was talking to me and sitting on my lap on all, hugging me and laughing at my jokes. Well, she had a turd for a boyfriend so I stayed away (although I coulda kicked the guy's ass). Well towards the end (like 5 weeks later) I was talking to her before we left and told her that I was feeling her when she told me, "really, me too." She had just broken up with her man and she told me, "I thought you were feelin' that other girl (I'd hooked up with some sketchy girl a couple times)?" I told her no and she said we should had this convo earlier! DAMN! She was off the hook too!

second one wasn't so bad because I was with my future wife at the time (early in the relationship). I was talking to a friend in my econ class who was crying because she failed a test when her friend (the hot one) came over to talk to her. Well they invited me to lunch so I went. It was me and like four girls and I told them we were having a party tomorrow. I was cracking jokes but told them I had a girl. Anyway, to make a long story short they were the first people at the party (embarrassing at the time) and the last to leave. I got blasted that night but hung out with them and danced with them almost the entire night. Anyway she called me the next day and then called me regularly and we hung out a few times (my girl was living in boston at the time). Well one day she came over while I was picking my girl up at the train so I then showed up with my girl and she was hanging with my roommates waiting for me. She played it cool but my girl was all lovey-dovey (marking her territory type shit). after that the girl never called or came by anymore. Oh well.

 

Good luck with the date.

I hate when that shit happens, A second later your like what the fuck just happened.

 

If I get a date...lol gonna call her tomorrow, can't be too eager, or I'll mikey (eg. queer) the deal. I went in the day after to get food and ask for her number, pretty transparent, lol. So I am gonna hold off until tomorrow...

 

Good luck, man.

 

Nothing is lost, just go back!

 

OMG, best quote evAr!!!!!

 

Don't worry dude, i've done the same shit. Search some of the threads i've started here if you want to feel better.

 

You like that huh? Something I thought up on the fly.

 

Dear lord, I must be doing something right. I just called her, kinda making that nervous, first call type banter. Trying to get something set up, she says, I don't know my schedule for the rest of the week, I tell her to call me when she knows From here I'm thinking, great, I'm fucked. THEN She tells me that its funny I should call, since shes been talking with her roomate about me All good I hope, she says, don't worry its all good

Then she asks me what I am doing tonight...so I need ideas, like NOW anything people? Spare me the dinner.movie routine I know about it and will probably do it anyway, but I could use some alternatives for when I call her back.

I feel like Water-S or Minch right now..

 

say your going bowling? :o lol, miniature golf?

 

Hmmm....

 

Well, me and the girls are going bowling friday, that sounds like it's gonna be fun. And Beth just set me up with one of her co-workers from the Halloween party (thank you, Beth!!!) and a group of us are going to an arcade type place. Arcades can be really fun, keep conversation going, AND you're doing something, not just sitting there bored like at dinner or something. Good luck man!

 

Say you aren't doing anything and then ask her if she had anything in mind.

 

If you want details, I can tell you tomorrow. My bed calsss..gnite all.

 

so what happened!

 

when will women learn to just ask: "wanna fuck?"

 

I've been asked that. If it weren't at a time when I had a g/f, I would have replied, "why, yes, I would."

 

Were you dating Todd at the time? Or was he the one asking?

Hey bud, what you upto this Friday?

 

No, it wasn't Todd. He and I have an open relationship. :ghey:



Check yo PM, foo!

 

I take it thing went well, we want some details. If u were pissed i think you woulda had a differnt type of post.

 

Well, if you really must know:

Then a 'lil play for yours truly, on the balcony, while my roomates were inside I later found out that she told her friend to stay inside when she and I went out for her last smoke (one of the only drawbacks, since she does it a LOT) Glad I did what I was supposed to do (I don't miss those signals...) when we were out there...but then she kind of breaks it off, as I go for more she whispers don't so I stop, then my roomates don't quite get that they need to leave and meet me at my car in a few minutes...finally she says "well guys" and one of my roomates still hangs at the top stair to her complex, until my other one pulled him down the stairs... She gives me a goodnight peck and tell me to call her...which I will tomorrow...gotta let the liver recover...

She does drink a LOT...smokes more than I would like...but I can't say shit since I partake in the occasional social clove. She says she broke up with her boyfriend 2-3 weeks ago...she even admits that its probably a rebound...so I gotta make the most of it while it lasts.

So now I will :noob: but I only told since y'all wanted the dirt.

EDIT: BTW...she will wreck me...but that is all good. She knows how to use her toungue that is for sure...but that is all you get....a gentleman...oh wait, I just did...shit!

 

word up playa! Next stop is some slob!

 

Oh yeah and she's 19... Gettin' me some young love (hopefully)

 

LOL you pimp!!! Glad to hear you got some play! At least you know it's probably a rebound thing but you'll play accordingly

 

Have some fun while its good homie!!

 

yay im so glad to read a thread with a happy ending!

 

the massage thread a week ago had a "happy ending"

 

LOL! So, Arthur, you set anything up with her for a next time yet?

 

Nah, Imma call her tomorrow, I can update if its desired....

 

It is desired.

 

i am dumb as shit when it comes to knowing when a chic is hitting on me

i had to have missed opportunities left and right

 

73 replies my biggest thread yet. Sorry Rachael, not a happy ending it seems like. I just called her, just chatted for a few minutes, kind of a slow conversation...just asking about how she was...says shes sick and that her friend was going to take over some chicken soup (but shes hung over...not gonna help, yeah I told ya she parties hard) Anyway, I figure I shouldn't offer to take anything over since its early for that and what not. So I try and get something set up for the weekend, she has plans Friday (she told me this earlier) with her friend. She says she will call me...but I say fat chance, between the way the night ended, and the way that conversation went. but I am learning...:whocares:

NEXT!

Hey Dale, if you see this, this means that I am still considering H-town...it would have been nice to take care of it myself, but I am READY to just get it out of the way, if only to tell of experiences...

I need a drive...I'm outta here.

 

AWWWWW! That sucks dude! Sorry to hear about the way things ended up. Yeah, I don't think you should go out of your way for her this early.
That's funny, you take a drive when you're frustrated. I feel ya man. I hope things start lookin up for you soon.

 

I need a two month fling.

 

So do I