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Old Feb 6, 2013 | 06:51 PM
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Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes

Lady: How much a day?

Man: 3 six packs

Lady: How much per six pack

Man: about $10.00

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 15 years

Lady: So 1 six pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six packs a day which
puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the
past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been
put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your Ferrari?
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Old Feb 6, 2013 | 07:17 PM
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meh, 4/10
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Old Feb 6, 2013 | 09:30 PM
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Old Feb 6, 2013 | 10:32 PM
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the punchline was a let down.
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Old Feb 7, 2013 | 12:37 AM
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$10 for a six pack of beer?!? That better be some damn good beer.
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Old Feb 7, 2013 | 07:50 AM
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7:51pm posts...

not even once.
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Old Feb 7, 2013 | 09:22 AM
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Who the hell drinks 3 six packs a day other than Mr. Maker?
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Old Feb 7, 2013 | 09:40 AM
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10.76 for a sixer of Heineken at the convenience store
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Old Feb 7, 2013 | 09:43 AM
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Who the hell drinks Heineken? Bleh.
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Old Feb 7, 2013 | 10:05 AM
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Sadly, I paid $55 for 2 bottles of beer last weekend
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Sadly, I paid $55 for 2 bottles of beer last weekend
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Old Feb 7, 2013 | 10:59 AM
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^the ravens won the super bowl.
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Old Feb 11, 2013 | 02:16 PM
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Even after just drinking 3 six packs I still didn't find it funny
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So wait how exactly is this specifically "first date conversation" ? Iunno, I usually have women ask me that before the first date...
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Old Feb 16, 2013 | 01:52 PM
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
Nothing, it was good ass beer
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Old Feb 18, 2013 | 10:33 AM
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late to the party but how is this D&R?
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Old Feb 20, 2013 | 08:32 AM
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Good question, probably because they wanted to mask their bad joke as a thread
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And I thought it was gona be - do you go ass to mouth?
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3G TL, you don't say.
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Oh 3G...
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3G TL, you don't say.
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Whitney Houston is dead / 10
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Old May 20, 2013 | 08:33 AM
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Whitney Houston is dead / 10
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Originally Posted by 97BlackAckCL
Nothing, it was good ass beer


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Old May 22, 2013 | 02:24 PM
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At least it was good.

Or is "good" a relative measure to ass beer?
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Old May 22, 2013 | 03:01 PM
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I always thought ass beer was a 3 step process:

1. Lay on back, feet to the sky
2. Beer enema
3. Stand up with beer funnel under freshly enema'd ass, tube to ack's mouth

Enjoy!
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Tuesday, you're confusing me with your spring break brah
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Old May 23, 2013 | 03:51 PM
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good is subjective..
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