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02-08-2009, 12:08 AM
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02-08-2009, 12:25 AM
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Too bad they don't exist.
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02-08-2009, 04:06 AM
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How about a girl who:
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
02-08-2009, 10:16 AM
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How about a girl who:
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
02-08-2009, 10:27 AM
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How about a girl who:
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
02-08-2009, 12:06 PM
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How about a girl who:
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
02-08-2009, 02:56 PM
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Needs more Lemon Pledge
How about a girl who:
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
02-08-2009, 02:58 PM
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How about a girl who:
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
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02-08-2009, 02:59 PM
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02-08-2009, 03:05 PM
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Needs more Lemon Pledge
02-08-2009, 03:26 PM
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She pays her own bills and doesn't ask for a dime from me
02-08-2009, 07:08 PM
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Also, one more to add to your checklist, Ken: Can cook a mean meal. 
02-08-2009, 09:25 PM
#24
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
My lady...(borrowed a few Ken)...
Can, and will, and WANTS to fuck when asked...
Makes a mean meal...
Doesn't crowd me...
Very down to earth...
Pays her own bills...
Can carry on an intelligent conversation...
Very much a lady in public, but is trampy when I need her to be (wink)...
Doesn't care about my car addiction and is the ONLY woman I have ever trusted to drive my car the way I want it to be driven...NOT a regular woman driver...
Doesn't snoop in my shit when I'm not looking...
Definitely thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches...
Girly for real and wears the hell out of an outfit...
Loves football and actually knows the difference between offsides and encroachment...
Knows whats going on in the world outside the fishbowl she lives in...
Keeps a clean house...
Did I mention will fuck on demand without that headache bullshit...
All of that...no less...gotta give props where props are due...go baby!
Can, and will, and WANTS to fuck when asked...
Makes a mean meal...
Doesn't crowd me...
Very down to earth...
Pays her own bills...
Can carry on an intelligent conversation...
Very much a lady in public, but is trampy when I need her to be (wink)...
Doesn't care about my car addiction and is the ONLY woman I have ever trusted to drive my car the way I want it to be driven...NOT a regular woman driver...
Doesn't snoop in my shit when I'm not looking...
Definitely thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches...
Girly for real and wears the hell out of an outfit...
Loves football and actually knows the difference between offsides and encroachment...
Knows whats going on in the world outside the fishbowl she lives in...
Keeps a clean house...
Did I mention will fuck on demand without that headache bullshit...
All of that...no less...gotta give props where props are due...go baby!
02-09-2009, 04:42 PM
#27
Runs on Dunkin
How about a girl who:
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
Sounds like my kind of girl!
02-10-2009, 10:14 AM
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How about a girl who:
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
02-10-2009, 02:52 PM
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How about a girl who:
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
1. knows nothing about cars
2. gets drunk on pepsi
3. acts like a lady in public
4. never heard of intelligence
5. lives in texas. also afraid of wooden planks and duct tape
6. plays games with porn videos
7. thinks an M16 is a rating for movies
8. most other girls thinks are hot
9. dress girly all the time
dont know where i was going with that
i think i'm just jealous of guys in skin tight jeans getting all the freaky ones
Last edited by Razzi; 02-10-2009 at 02:54 PM.
02-18-2009, 10:42 PM
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How about a girl who: from a girl who
Doesn't care about your car addiction-why would I care? I like driving the car too!
Will drink you under the table-not so much, someones got to drive him home. i'm the eternal DD
Acts like a lady in public-when the situation calls for it, sure
Can carry an intelligent conversation-of course, if you cant have a good conversation, the relationship is never going to last
Happens to know whats going on in the world-kinda goes along with the conversation right? I'm very opinionated, but I am also willing to listen to his side
Plays video games-love the Wii
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few-not me, but i'm ok with him liking them
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches-yup, i can come up with some more colorful descriptions too
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed-thats me!
Doesn't care about your car addiction-why would I care? I like driving the car too!
Will drink you under the table-not so much, someones got to drive him home. i'm the eternal DD
Acts like a lady in public-when the situation calls for it, sure
Can carry an intelligent conversation-of course, if you cant have a good conversation, the relationship is never going to last
Happens to know whats going on in the world-kinda goes along with the conversation right? I'm very opinionated, but I am also willing to listen to his side
Plays video games-love the Wii
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few-not me, but i'm ok with him liking them
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches-yup, i can come up with some more colorful descriptions too
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed-thats me!
02-18-2009, 11:41 PM
#31
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
How about a girl who: from a girl who
Doesn't care about your car addiction-why would I care? I like driving the car too!
Will drink you under the table-not so much, someones got to drive him home. i'm the eternal DD
Acts like a lady in public-when the situation calls for it, sure
Can carry an intelligent conversation-of course, if you cant have a good conversation, the relationship is never going to last
Happens to know whats going on in the world-kinda goes along with the conversation right? I'm very opinionated, but I am also willing to listen to his side
Plays video games-love the Wii
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few-not me, but i'm ok with him liking them
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches-yup, i can come up with some more colorful descriptions too
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed-thats me!
Doesn't care about your car addiction-why would I care? I like driving the car too!
Will drink you under the table-not so much, someones got to drive him home. i'm the eternal DD
Acts like a lady in public-when the situation calls for it, sure
Can carry an intelligent conversation-of course, if you cant have a good conversation, the relationship is never going to last
Happens to know whats going on in the world-kinda goes along with the conversation right? I'm very opinionated, but I am also willing to listen to his side
Plays video games-love the Wii
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few-not me, but i'm ok with him liking them
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches-yup, i can come up with some more colorful descriptions too
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed-thats me!
...stop doing that and you are good to go!
02-19-2009, 12:40 AM
#32
How about a girl who:
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
Doesn't care about your car addiction
Will drink you under the table
Acts like a lady in public
Can carry an intelligent conversation
Happens to know whats going on in the world
Plays video games
Thinks guns are cool and possibly owns a few
Thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches
Yet still is "girly" and can dress the part when needed
They exist
02-19-2009, 09:13 AM
#34
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
02-19-2009, 12:29 PM
#36
ALi G in the House!
My lady...(borrowed a few Ken)...
Can, and will, and WANTS to fuck when asked...
Makes a mean meal...
Doesn't crowd me...
Very down to earth...
Pays her own bills...
Can carry on an intelligent conversation...
Very much a lady in public, but is trampy when I need her to be (wink)...
Doesn't care about my car addiction and is the ONLY woman I have ever trusted to drive my car the way I want it to be driven...NOT a regular woman driver...
Doesn't snoop in my shit when I'm not looking...
Definitely thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches...
Girly for real and wears the hell out of an outfit...
Loves football and actually knows the difference between offsides and encroachment...
Knows whats going on in the world outside the fishbowl she lives in...
Keeps a clean house...
Did I mention will fuck on demand without that headache bullshit...
All of that...no less...gotta give props where props are due...go baby!
Can, and will, and WANTS to fuck when asked...
Makes a mean meal...
Doesn't crowd me...
Very down to earth...
Pays her own bills...
Can carry on an intelligent conversation...
Very much a lady in public, but is trampy when I need her to be (wink)...
Doesn't care about my car addiction and is the ONLY woman I have ever trusted to drive my car the way I want it to be driven...NOT a regular woman driver...
Doesn't snoop in my shit when I'm not looking...
Definitely thinks most other girls are stupid narcissistic snatches...
Girly for real and wears the hell out of an outfit...
Loves football and actually knows the difference between offsides and encroachment...
Knows whats going on in the world outside the fishbowl she lives in...
Keeps a clean house...
Did I mention will fuck on demand without that headache bullshit...
All of that...no less...gotta give props where props are due...go baby!
pimp!
02-20-2009, 12:52 AM
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That commercial irritates the fuck out of me. Fuckin Jim Beam 
trying to make people buy their shit with this drop dead gorgeous slut of a woman. I would fuckin choke this bitch out while pullin on her hair from behind doggystyle. She is pretty fuckin annoying tho so she definitely deserves every bit of it.
trying to make people buy their shit with this drop dead gorgeous slut of a woman. I would fuckin choke this bitch out while pullin on her hair from behind doggystyle. She is pretty fuckin annoying tho so she definitely deserves every bit of it.
02-20-2009, 10:27 AM
#38
That commercial irritates the fuck out of me. Fuckin Jim Beam trying to make people buy their shit with this drop dead gorgeous slut of a woman. I would fuckin choke this bitch out while pullin on her hair from behind doggystyle. She is pretty fuckin annoying tho so she definitely deserves every bit of it.
trying to make people buy their shit with this drop dead gorgeous slut of a woman. I would fuckin choke this bitch out while pullin on her hair from behind doggystyle. She is pretty fuckin annoying tho so she definitely deserves every bit of it.
02-20-2009, 10:52 AM
#39
That commercial irritates the fuck out of me. Fuckin Jim Beam trying to make people buy their shit with this drop dead gorgeous slut of a woman. I would fuckin choke this bitch out while pullin on her hair from behind doggystyle. She is pretty fuckin annoying tho so she definitely deserves every bit of it.
trying to make people buy their shit with this drop dead gorgeous slut of a woman. I would fuckin choke this bitch out while pullin on her hair from behind doggystyle. She is pretty fuckin annoying tho so she definitely deserves every bit of it.
02-20-2009, 01:03 PM
#40
That commercial irritates the fuck out of me. Fuckin Jim Beam trying to make people buy their shit with this drop dead gorgeous slut of a woman. I would fuckin choke this bitch out while pullin on her hair from behind doggystyle. She is pretty fuckin annoying tho so she definitely deserves every bit of it.
trying to make people buy their shit with this drop dead gorgeous slut of a woman. I would fuckin choke this bitch out while pullin on her hair from behind doggystyle. She is pretty fuckin annoying tho so she definitely deserves every bit of it. name that movie