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Old 04-19-2004, 09:53 AM
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Endearing words to my g/f
Thought I would share a funny moment I had this weekend w/ my g/f. It got me a well deserved smack in the back of my head.


G/F: I want to get my mountain bike tuned, it just sits there on it's stand I haven't taken in out in over a year.

Me: .............


G/F: I miss riding it in the spring do you think I should get it tuned?


Me: ................. ya


G/F: The bicycle seat misses my ass


Me: So does my cock.


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Old 04-19-2004, 10:25 AM
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Old 04-19-2004, 10:31 AM
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She then proceeded to hit your cock with the banhamma
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Old 04-19-2004, 10:46 AM
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so did ur cock tune her ass ?
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Old 04-19-2004, 01:32 PM
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"Stories from the Bicycle Seat"
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so which head did she smack again???
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You put your cock on the seat?











j/k Good one!
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